If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

thanks[giving] Detox!

When the sex is so good that you literally lose your hat in the guy’s room somehow. This literally just became my Cinderella moment.

Just had my first failed hookup where the guy immediately changed his mind. While I appreciate the honestly and the vibes were off anyway, it still doesn’t feel good 🫠

Celebrated by hooking up with a man!

Why do I even bother with Grindr the guys are such dicks. And not the good kind.

I just cuddled with a boy. Things are platonic between us for now but holy shit to have a legit boyfriend experience for even a few hours was magical. God I love being gay.

Maybe it’s just because I’m currently h⭐️rny but this sounds like fun 😈

Feral rn 🥵

Yes and

🚨🚨🚨 PARENTS!!! Be sure to double-check your kids’ Halloween candy this year! I just opened a candy bar and found another company forcing its unnecessary generative Al program onto us!!!

Why not, I’m sleepy and bored 😴 ngl.link/sweetjackknife

Me and who?

What. A. Day. Drained in every capacity 🫠

Block ASAP

Maybe it’s just because I’m currently h⭐️rny but this sounds like fun 😈

Got some AMAZINNNNGGGGG* news this morning and can’t WAIT to start** this week!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 *bad news **never leave my bed again 🫠

Bored before bed (and h*rny so feel free to be naughty 😈) ngl.link/sweetjackknife

Hey 🥰

Y’all ever go through your saved reaction photos/videos? When would I ever have used this…

While I’m getting ready for bed, wanna play? 😉 ngl.link/sweetjackknife

Interview at work today (🤞🏻🤞🏻) so had to do corporate drag today 💅 👔

Dream of me tonight 😌

It’s been a while and I’m feeling a little spicy tonight so why not! ngl.link/sweetjackknife

Show off your nipples

Hey so when Nicole said heartbreak feels good in a place like this she was full of shit 💔

I made a rule for myself when starting to casually date - no catching feels. And what did I do? Caught the feels. And what did I do? Share those feels with him. And wow were we not on the same page apparently. I’m heartbroken and grieving something that didn’t even exist in the first place 🥲

Not me, who just randomly gets strep ?? 😭

Anyone seeing Dula Peep at MSG tonight? 👀

It was going great and then all of a sudden in the middle he put in an official survivor winners at war buff around his head and it got even BETTER

Um yeah I’m over that because I just made a new fuck buddy that lives in the town I’m moving to and that was insaaaanely hot 🥵

Just love when I stay up until 330 sexting with a cute guy on Grindr just to be blocked by them the next morning. Why do I even bother? 😭

Add a little sparkle to your life ✨

Feral today 🥵

Finally home after a long af day and finally back in my happy place* *naked in bed 😴

Come tell me goodnight 😴

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Venting because I’m so aggravated. I auditioned for a role a really wanted a few months ago and didn’t get it. I’ve been trying my best to be civil about it (difficult) but today the director’s notes for the person who got the role were basically to do it the way I did it at the callback.

I’ve been rewatching Project Runway S4 for the first time probably since it aired, and I forgot how much a deeply closeted teenage me wanted Rami to destroyyyy me 🥵🔥

I don’t have many “celebrity” crushes but Shayne Topp? Yes please. 🔥

Why not!

Happy Saturday 😴

Let’s get physical 💪🏻

Been a minute. 😘

show your age! What was number one the day you were born in the day you turned 18 1. To Be With You - Mr. Big (a super underwhelming song tbh) 2. Imma Be - The Black Eyed Peas (which I LITERALLY added to my playlist today because that song lowkey is a BOP)

Everything I know about these people has been completely against my will.

Hey yall, I’m alive 🖤 I’ve missed you all!

Gypsy is my favorite musical of all time. That performance was awful.

oh thank god, I was worried we’d get David Hyde Pierce doing Penny in My Pocket again