Hang on boys; I’m about to alter the landscape of animation forever.

me on zendikar: "kozilek twisted my car keys into concentric squares, spiraling into infinity."

What if alternate reality Nissa is just Nissa as she was in “Teeth of Akoum”

*”Beneath the Mask” starts playing*

#magicthegathering #mtg #memetg

lmaooooo! if 2008 steven saw this, he’d cringe at me, and then i’d say, “shhh, shhh - it’s okay 2008 steven. you can stop pretending you actually enjoy the fuckin’ dirty projectors or, like, iron and wine or whatever. just listen to what sounds nice and makes you feel happy.”

this a pretty magical way to spend my fortieth birthday. good compensation for the indignity of turning forty. makes it all worth it 😊

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: - Jimmy Eat World - Wilco - Radiohead - Le Sserafim - J-Hope I'm interested what this makes people think about me

This is hard, cause 16 year old Me in 2001 would say Linkin Park’s Hybrid Theory. 26 year old Me in 2011 would would cringe at that and say Wilco’s Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. 36 year old Me in 2021 doesn’t care all that much and would probably say IDK, Survivor by Destiny’s Child or something.

Least surprising, lowest hanging fruit pick for me, but listen: this is peak Green card design - it supercharges your mana and creates large creatures with good keywords. Such a fun Magic card. This would probably be my favorite 5-drop even if portrayed a totally different character.

naming your child “wiegraf” so they’ll be able to softlock every enemy they ever make

you name your son “phantom train” and then the poor kid gets suplexed multiple times a day for his entire life

You know, I pride myself on my MtG nonfiction essays (clunky, bloated, faux intellectual prose and all) because it's a deeply personal and creative outlet for me, but if I'm honest, I think this is probably my greatest contribution to the MtG fandom.

Peak Magic fiction:

my favorite boros land

i'm in a bad place rn man... oh, no, i'm doing fine emotionally. i meant i'm on innistrad rn-

mixing up my fandoms on my magic blog i suppose, but this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life. i even like k-pop a good bit, but people who think like this need to be studied

Magnet 🧲 sketch Played with color mostly I Cannot find any time to draw this week ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ #gruul #gruulfriends #mtg #mtgart #sketch #nissa #chandra #magnet #vocaloid

It's pretty much my favorite genre

Parental Discretion Advised

awesome commission I did for @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social of Anowon showing Nissa his teeth box-

True!

In between Hades II runs, I’ve been playing through the Final Fantasy Tactics Remake. I know a lot of people are complaining about it online, but I probably have a more tempered take. Here are some of my thoughts (thread):

the goat

😬💦

When I was at MagicCon this weekend with my Discord friends, this topic (getting incomprehensibly upset about UB and WotC's recent design choices) came up, and I remember saying to everyone at the table something along the lines of:

Yasumi "The World Has Not Improved In The Last 30 Years" Matsuno

post you from a different era(s)

Found my best pal at MagicCon this weekend

Hell yeah!

After a difficult week at work (one where I came just a hair’s breadth away of getting fired at one of my jobs), I finally made it to Atlanta for MagicCon :)

LGBT COMMUNITY NEEDS TO BE ON THIS !!!!

Here it is! I finished it a little early. Hope you enjoy it :)

Since I’m headed to MagicCon Atlanta in just a few days, I thought it was about time I start talking about actual Magic: the Gathering stuff again. Either tonight or tomorrow, I’m going to post the first part (of who knows how many parts - I have a lot to say) of an essay series about Gruulfriends.

Sick and twisted, sick and twisted!!! ᕙ⁠[⁠･⁠۝･⁠]⁠ᕗ

yes!chiitan is Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍

I can’t believe they’re actually making “Fire Emblem: Four Houses.” The mad men. This is my favorite video game announcement in a while

Look they're all running away together 😭😭😭 #fleem #loot #fblthp #mtg #mtgo #throughtheomenpaths #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering

"you know what would make bread better? if it was harder than diamond" - the creator of biscotti

Very original opinion. Here it is in 1999.

More K-Pop with my awesome girlfriend, Le Sserafim this time

po’boy. katrina.

how your email finds me

and the magic community has spoken: * foundations - %16 * all standard sets - 9% * edge of eternities - 6$ * zendikar - €6 * march of the machine - 5@ * kamigawa neon dynasty - £5 * lorwyn - 5 percent * urza’s saga - 3¥ * spider-man - %3

can’t improve perfection

THESE are the top 10 WORST Magic sets of ALL TIME, as voted by YOU. Some number of UB sets was the clear winner (loser?) with $16 of the vote. After that was a general disdain for things. Look at this graph. #EDH #Commander #EDHREC #CMDR #STATS #STATISTICS #VOTERSUPPRESSION #AETHERDRIFT #LIST

bro, this is is certainly a list that exists. it’s like everyone who voted self-censored their own opinion and tossed in their ballot based on the metric of “the sets that mtg content creator microcelebrities loudly decry”

hell yeag. all the religious trauma i accumulated over decades in the evangelical world just healed a little bit.