I have come to the conclusion that apple’s Garage Band is the single most un-intuitive piece of sound editing software I have ever encountered.

Goblin sits like a cat. Vimes sits like a Dude.

Things I have learned today: 1. Adjusting to long pointy demon nails took surprisingly little time, and the magic and quick slights I was hoping to pull off while wearing them are totally doable. 2. Doing up the tiny pearl buttons on my vintage gloves on the other hand… I will need help. #magician

Oh no! We need a vase or something we can put these flowers in! Quick! Drink this wine so we can rinse the bottle out and use it! #wine #wedidwhatwehadtodo @autumnsketching.bsky.social

Found a heart while checking on my wig.

Have to check what time my meeting is tomorrow to set my alarm. When the hell did I become a person who goes to meetings?! That use to only be a haunt thing for me, now suddenly I have several a week.

How sleep deprived are we? I just spent ten minutes looking for a shirt I was already wearing. #hauntseason #hellweek

The new Frankenstein by Del Toro is stunning. #movie #Frankenstein

When someone dies, you see their ghost. Not as a spector or some phantom, but in the little movements and mannerisms of strangers. Someone with the same build or similar glasses. A ghost that only you can see, and a hurt that only you can feel. #greif #mourning #processing #memories

#rva #wtnv

@autumnsketching.bsky.social is a little gremlin foraging berries while we are fishing. I swear we packed so much damn food why are you eating the berries off the side?

Too many things happened today. Not just *that* but also like irl stuff that actually affects me personally. I feel like I need time to process it, and time is not a thing I currently have.

Today I learned that chestnuts are sharp.

Goldwing with Chris while their wife is away. Apparently they have a thing for pomegranate. #rva

🎟️ Seats going fast for Dr Brian Nguyen’s Dose of Deception! Secure ur spot now @ Poe’s Magic in the historic Lord Baltimore Hotel 🏨✨ Don’t miss this mind-twisting night of magic 🃏

Went out, listened to live #jazz in #rva and did #magic tricks for drunk friends. Overall a very delightful night.

I look over and my son is sitting very properly at the table. #cat #acatnamedsamvimes

Please.

Vimes has paid his rent for the month. This little guy was saves from cat and deposited outdoors. #acatnamedsamvimes

Been pulling “ doubles” all week between my different obligations and I am beyond exhausted.

How young is too young for a magician? In my admittedly limited experience, if the basic game of peek-a-boo is still entertaining, then don’t bother booking a magician. Call us for the Advanced peek-a-boo. #magician

I shall!

None of this is about crime. It's about control. It's a power grab, plain and simple.

Vibes

This was in my feed right under a Nightvale post and not gonna lie it took me a second.

I wonder if Chewy would let me just order the box? #cat #pets

Sounds right.

If he falls off the roof and you put on his suit you become the new president of the United States

Going through my gig salad, I have finally made the decision I need to charge more for weekend days than weekdays. Every booking I take on a weekend is time I loose on my other projects. #icantitshauntseason #magician #gigsalad

We have just exposed Brit to the #icon that is Mrs. Slocombe from Are You Being Served.

Tried the #19crimes sparkling wine for our #ghoulsnight to pair with our Indian food and old horror movies. Mr.Dog did an excellent job.

Feels like home. #neworleans

Was just referred to as a “collective hallucination “ and I am okay with it.

Substack: for when you want a long form post and don’t want to have to rely on meta. open.substack.com/pub/devlish/... #cosplay #convention #cons #community

Fourth outdoor festival of the month. It continues to be too damn hot.

Hot take: people should be able to call the police to verify if they think they’re being kidnapped by men in masks who won’t identify themselves in unmarked cars without it being a “resisting” crime

Rhinestoning a costume by oil lamp. Really puts some of the color choices of 200 years ago into perspective. #fashion #costume #history #powerout #virginia #storm

The hell is he doing here?! Tell him to go back to “X” where he belongs.

Queer craft night, with #margaritas and raunchy #jazz music.

Am I legit about to take scissors to this wig again because I can’t stand to wait for my other project to dry…. Yes.

Dying small accessories that don’t need a full day batch? Might I recommend a plastic cauldron? #witch #cosplay

“We can talk about biology and evolution, but it is too early to talk about the fungus.”~ Me. To @grymmarts.bsky.social . Before my coffee was finished. How dare. #fungus #mushroom #biology #science #thehorrors #evolution

Sometimes I have thoughts. #substack #metaphysical #witch #witchcraft #manifesting open.substack.com/pub/devlish/...

Coffee from Abi’s, a hand painted tee, and #rehearsal space at GoodPeeples Studios in #rva Show is in a week and change. Let’s do this.

Siting at home after rehearsal, drinking wine and watching old movies with the cat. Yes he will actually watch with me, he’s weird.

Had a friend visit the garden today. #wildlife #garden #boxturtle #reptile

“ You look so serious, you scare me” “ Good. Men should be afraid more often.” #quote #life #thingspeoplesay

I present to you all, an handmade roofers tool that someone made out of bones, with inset coins for decoration. #thrift #weird #vintagetools #oddities #bone