by 2029 every DNI on the planet will look exactly like this and will name me specifically by name and no one else

my forehead is flaking

the shit i thibk about at 8 in the mornimg

thinking about how people are totally fine with animals being raped en masse to force them to give birth and murder their offspring but then everyone freaks out at the mere thought of someone being sexually attracted to an animal in any way

EVERYONE, PEE YOURSELF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE AQUA!!

it's like this

one apartment that we really liked and seemed to have good chances at getting they've just been ghosting us for two weeks now not even replying to my emails asking if there has been a decisiom yet or returning my phone calls 😞

biggest compliment you could make me

cereal experiments lain

thinking about gettinf knocked up by a puppy,,,

rent lowering gunshots? no i'm a rent lowering little girl that squats down to piss in the middle of the street

i am such an AGP (A Good Person 🤠)

striking out with several baddies at GDQ, call that a fumble bundle

did that bdsm test thing for the first time and there's no suprises at all

got the green yuri volume 1 :3

haven't been put on any new blocklists in a while i keep getting listification dms and it's all stuff like oh you were added to a list called "cool people", "my best friends in the world", "hot and sexy cuties i have a crush on" and so on

thinking about gettinf knocked up by a puppy,,,

i'm like if Johnny silverhand was a 12 year old catgirl

surprise surprise puppy surprise how many puppies are there inside

darkly funny that the long ass video about a comedian who jerked off in front of an unwilling audience contains a good ten minute strecth where he jerks himself off about how gross he finds pedophilia yeah dude, most people do. what do you want from us

rent lowering gunshots? no i'm a rent lowering little girl that squats down to piss in the middle of the street

sammy want play kissies game with its sister aqua,,

Doobles of Aqua and Seth as real humans :) #deltarune

thinking about how when my body was a kid/teen boku no pico was a thing people would be showing each other for shock value and to make fun of it but to me it was just really fucking hot when somebody showed it to me as "look at this weird fucked up shit"

grownups were a mistakes

okay we watched the first episode of serial experiments lain and wha the fuck

finished mirai nikki so it's time again for the hard challenge of "which anime of the extrenely long 'plan to watch' list do we start next" things on that list include onimai, death note, sailor moon, madoka magica, elfen lied, serial experiments lain, etc etc etc

oh to one day be loved by anyone as much as gasai yuno loves yuki

i'm a cute girl so technically every day of my life is CGDCT right

ah shit i need to rewatch yuruyuri at some point

A math class too perfect?

"i'm a cat and i'm into dogs so basically i'm straight"

cat that is incredibly horny for dogs

help step-puppy, you're stuck

wife keeps trying to get me to watch more jojo and i just don't get iiiiit, all the characters are like big men that aren't relatable at all and the action feels boring because i know whenever shit gets dire they'll just make up a fancy big new move that wins the fight up on the spot

900 COMBAT GRL-EVIL

cat that is incredibly horny for dogs

help step-puppy, you're stuck

I first saw this in 2020 but the phrase "having sex about dogs" has remained in my mind as a recurring intrusive thought ever since

wanting that sex about dogs

Being gently escorted off stage to be informed that the "pet corner" channel of the horny trans girl discord server is not actually for posting pictures of my cat

This is one of my all-time FAVORITE arts ever drawn of my fursona... It's not Fan Art, This is Hate Art, drawn spitefully, by someone who felt I deserved to have a Fruit Tree Grow Inside of Me! I have included an additional unrelated piece from their deviantart, & I think the two pair perfectly!

Blåhaj keeps good company 🦈 🎨 - @trashyy.bsky.social #furry #art #furryart #solo #nsfw #nsfwart

🎵if u are a bunny say bunny bun-ny! if u are a bunny say bunny bun-ny! if u are a bunny and a really silly bunny, if u are a bunny say bunny bun-ny!🎵