One-off group Lost in Music in rehearsal for The Fall Futures and Pasts Festival. They're on Friday night. More info: linktr.ee/fallfuturepast

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The other sad news about Pep (possibly) leaving is that muppet teams are back with a shout of winning the league. Heading for a very dark Mourinho/Simeone/Don Howe/Bobby Gould era. Modern football eh? Bloody hell.

Dont think you've got Blue Sky burner, but if you have Pep and the rumours elsewhere are true... Gracias por todo. Mi corazon es tuyo, siempre. El jefe mejor en este pais y el mundo.

Only two goalkeepers have ever won both the League Cup and FA Cup in the same season, and kept a clean sheet in BOTH finals: Ederson (2018/19), James Trafford (2025/26). 🇧🇷🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

20 trophies in 10 years. Stay for ever el calvo. We dont always see eye to eye but never, ever leave. #mcfc #ctid #guardiola

The Fall - Carry Bag Man Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around, There's few good places to hide bags behind, Cos I am carrier bag man... youtu.be/qwwhBsdYY7k?... #FallFriday

You thought it'd be great You thought it'd be great But a good mind does not a good fuck make #FallFriday youtu.be/xDDaYGCLGCc?...

Oh boy! Get a load of this! countarthurstrong.com/the-final-to...

I wonder how well local councils are going to cope now they're all being run by 'that angry bloke from 'Spoons'?

The Fall - Wolf Kidult Man Every moment of truth is here to stay, Somewhere up in your ear You're babbling, frantic. Wolf kidult man, Wolf kidult son... youtu.be/uVzFg-te_b4?... #FallFriday

When you were down and out I always helped you out #FallFriday youtu.be/5nm7tg62ZWE?...

This Friday, join CUD for an intimate warm-up show in Newcastle-under-Lyme. Final tickets here: www.seetickets.com/event/cud/th...

You may recall posts about my local with The mighty Fall on the juke box... Tonight I am treating them to Psykik Dancehall and Rowche Rumble. They know nowt!

New set up in the local. Shame the darts aint living up to the setting!

The CARRY ON! tour featuring @markradcliffe.bsky.social & myself has just 2 dates remaining! If you can make neither then you’ll find some great news below! Tkts from markandlard.com … and if you’re in need of a laugh… we have our own YouTube channel www.youtube.com/@TheMarkandL... 😘

Top morning so far, nothing exciting, just proper chilled. Heading to the pub soon for 4 or 5hrs of darts and a load of beer. Bliss! However, apologies in advance if I end up posting a load of tarmac later 😄 Enjoy your Saturday folks 🩵

'Hong Kong Garden' Siouxsie and the Banshees Guitar & Bass Lesson youtu.be/aKtauogdKEY?...

The Fall - Bremen Nacht By tonsillitis size train station Hof Could only in one way fail to impress, This on drinks door I did lay, I had been one day possessed On Bremen nacht... youtu.be/g7P9MPx2nME?... #FallFriday

And look up The fire, the fire is falling #FallFriday youtu.be/ibA1ypB_ny0?...

A celebration of The Fall. Limited availability. More info: linktr.ee/fallfuturepast

I know its not big or clever but put Blindness back on the jukey at the local 1) its a fucking phenomenal song 2) its fucking hilarious hearing the reactions of the uninitiated Quote of the night... "I didnt fucking put this on Chloe" 😂😂

There's 64 Fall songs on this internet jukebox... amazing. Proper eclectic mix too. Gonna give it a couple of days but very soon, Gut of the Quantifier getting a proper blasting

Back in the local and hammering the internet jukebox. Last song of the night... The mighty Fall... Blindness. Loud. Of course, only me likkng it 😂😂 Wife threatening divorce. I said blind man. Have mercy on me!!!

The Fall - Oxymoron Oh Yeah! youtu.be/RLc-3lHlkOY?... #FallFriday

Don't try to cheat me I'm fragile #FallFriday youtu.be/MxJ0XwUksOE?...

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Happy St Georgi's Day

After much ho-ing and ha-ing the website finally has tour dates up and running. These take us up to Edinburgh festival. See you there my darlings. x markthomasinfo.co.uk/tour-dates/?

My local has just had a jukebox installed. It's one of those internet ones. Just blasted The Fall and The Buzzcocks at the clientelle. They all hate it. I am the fucking king of this boozer and my subjects are clueless! 😂😂

House of All tour started last night, what a set list!! Roll on Dundee 👊🤩

TICKETS NOW ON SALE!

The Fall - Tempo House Roll the chubby round jowls. And Burton is weeping, His chairs are weeping. God damn the pedantic Welsh. Pro-re, pro-re, Loron, Loron... youtu.be/uwDXNMvmIBk?... #FallFriday

So I went fishing A note from a fish said: "Dear dope, if you wanna catch us You need a rod and a line Signed, the fish." #FallFriday youtu.be/PpNiNbyr_WA?...

Transcribed this lovely George Harrison guitar solo. You'll find over 2,000 completely free guitar & bass lessons on my YouTube channel www.youtube.com/@thejaseguitar

Joining us this week on Oh! Brother, Manc music scribe Mick Middles. We dig into the DIY fanzine boom - spilling ink on buses, dodging bricks from Teds at the Electric Circus and writing for Sounds. (+)

Bert Alert is resurrected!

TOUR NEWS! Celebrating four decades of rich and strange indie classics, CUD are back with a medley of early earworms, chart hits and newly minted melodies! 🎟️ linktr.ee/cudband (From 10am Friday 17th)

The Fall - Amorator! At the intersection it colludes Into the vacation that became your profession And dropped you in a job... youtu.be/_SUI4GFycwE?... #FallFriday

And thenpoater at the top of the street said "Do you work hard?" #FallFriday youtu.be/09Z3Ww94IUk?...

In Preston for a 50th. Sat outside a bar on Penwortham Road. Whilst they're not playing the mighty Fall but it is rather pleasant. Also been for a meal in a gaff called Salvatores... gotta say... great food, great service and great staff 10/10 and very much recommended if youre in the area 👍

The Fall - Mexico Wax Solvent Trimidine is kicking in, And the barbiturates are kicking in. He said, "where are Britain's lowest prices?"... youtu.be/4mHSM4JK_D8?... #FallFriday

Drink the long draught Dan #FallFriday #GoodFriday youtu.be/RaiTbI0M7w0?...

Share someone who looks stylish wearing the colour red...

Tickets now on sale for our Whitby weekender! www.seetickets.com/event/only-a...

Setting off for @shiiineon.bsky.social Skegness! We'll be on the Skyline Stage from 7:30pm tonight!

It’s a shit business…

The Fall - Industrial Estate And the crap in the air will fuck up your face, Yeah yeah, industrial estate, Bus company takes most of your wage... youtu.be/E3mk8HtywBg?... #FallFriday

Just look at me Too much speed #FallFriday youtu.be/sCGKbgLYjG0?...

"Patriotism is the art of convincing the poor to die for the rich" - Emma Goldman