Gonna start spray-painting pie charts all over town and call it graphiti

Losing a huge chunk of your coworkers doesn't make you sharper or more effective. It is raw. It is brutal. It is traumatizing. More proof that billionaires aren't actually good at business, they just like hoarding money and destroying the institutions that hold them accountable.

Some days I feel like running away to join the circus. Other days I feel like I'm already there.

Hi, I think you mean not a dollar to ICE at all.

It's taken some diligence but I've written the correct date every time I've tried in the first four weeks of 2025

My work computer cycles through random background pics. This was a new one. It was also the first time I wore these socks. #WhoWoreItBetter?

If you haven't subscribed to @51st.news, what are you waiting for? 51st.news/membership/?...

Hear me out. The inventors of Monopoly wanted us to flip the board when we'd had enough.

And may their rot provide fertile ground from which we rebuild.

The correctest opinion ever

🚨‼️: This morning, Pittsburgh strikers are back at work! @pghguild.com

The only way out is through. The only way through is together. And the only way together is forever.

Goes to show: You pick a fight with workers, you gonna lose.

BREAKING: We won! Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years. pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...

Other people in my country made good decisions yesterday. I deserve a treat for that.

I dunno why, but I feel like Russel Vought should be fired for this

It's odd when there's like no one in the office and yet there's still no room for my glass in the dishwasher.

Nothing's spookier than liberation. #FreeDC @freedcproject.bsky.social

You should always assume my reminder is friendly. When it's not, I will tell you.

Me (thinking): But is that goal reasonable? It's not exactly within my ability to control. But I guess that's the whole point. What about a timeline? I guess I should set a deadline. Otherwise I'll be waiting forever. Now as for metrics, Everyone: omg just blow out the fckn candles

“More than 2,300 armed National Guard troops are currently patrolling the District unlawfully. That unprecedented deployment is inflicting irreparable harm to the District’s sovereignty, its economy, and public safety.”

I genuinely don't know what we'd do this year without @51st.news and @maustermuhle.bsky.social. Why is a scrappy worker-owned outlet always the first to get to the crux of an issue? This caliber of reporting used to be normal but profit-greedy hedge funds have been slowly sucking it out of our lives

I'm so glad this mandatory two-factor authentication is going to protect me from data centers driving up my Pepco bills @pepcoconnect.bsky.social

Good Cop vs Bad Cop? I don't understand. Oh, you mean like Violence Interrupter vs Just a Cop?

Thanks for the reminder to #BoycottABC services, venmo!

Today we are reminded that all federal employees take an oath of office to “protect and defend the Constitution.” #ConstitutionDay

Very welcome news. More of this please!

Relevant

✊🏾 International #solidarity brought victory! Belarusian trade union leaders Aliaksandr Yarashuk and Hennadz Fiadynich are now free! 👉🏾Yet, more than 20 trade union leaders & activists are still behind bars. We'll keep fighting until we get them back!

Highest level of support since Gallup started asking this question a quarter century ago

We can set an example for the whole nation in this election.

It's officially been over a year since I left my dishes on the counter without washing them. In this award speech I would like to thank

This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC

AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.

If you think the AI is smarter than you, you're probably right.

I dunno man if it's between defund the police and defund literally everything else then the choice is obvious

Just some union hotties linking up for the Labor Day march. #FreeDC! @freedcproject.bsky.social @washbaltpaw.bsky.social @prideatwork.org

This but make them good union jobs for local communities

I like to think my cat and I have crossed paths in previous lives. Like I was a fierce cavalryman and he was my trusty steed. Or vice versa.

Hard to believe this guy beat the arrogant perv, real head-scratcher

I regret nothing except the people I didn't bring along with me.

I'm forced to assume Carrie Underwood can manipulate the fabric of the universe, if she can indeed slash a single hole that punctures all four tires.

Me: My ancestors worked so hard for me to have leisure time for creature comforts Colleague: It's literally one email

The state does not hate the homeless—it fears them. Their bodies, on its sidewalks, testify to the lies it tells about freedom. This order does not restore order. It disappears the evidence. Baldwin warned us: power always hides what it cannot heal. #ExecutiveOrder #Homelessness #SatireIsNotEnough

I guess moral of the story is don't sue the Wall Street Journal?

Power's out. Which billionaires would like to join me and my cat as we read @kimkelly.bsky.social's spooky stories about workers organizing for better wages and safety standards? #FightLikeHell

🚨 STATE DEPT colleagues: we are hearing there will be mass RIFs today. EVERYONE who wants to show support: solidarity action planned this afternoon, details here👇 🚨

We are one step away from forcing disabled people on benefits being forced into farm labor camps. With RFK Jrs database of autistic people and interest in replacing prescriptions with forced labor, we should all be worried. www.politico.com/live-updates...