Ridiculous premise indeed.

Ps. 109:8

Good morning. #IHDY

I thought Donnie Two-Dolls and His Pencils of Plenty were a one hit wonder, but *bam* back in the charts just in time for the holidays.

Let’s talk about the ele-font in the room.

Hopefully in eighty years or so, we'll be looking back on today's anti-fascist music with such relevant reverence.

Did we deserve this wise woman? We should aspire to.

I needed this today.

“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.” - Garry Kasparov

Miss you, Utah. (And Woodie, though I never metcha.) "Why do your war ships sail on my waters? Why  do your death bombs fall from my skies? Why  do you burn my house and my farm down? I've got to know, yes, I've got to know why!"

That's the shot. A quick glimpse of the real reptilian mind running things. The jerky grab, the sneer, the gleam in his eyes as he snatches his prey, his prize, his Precious du Jour.

Everybody Ginza!

I mean, it was just dangling there, how could you NOT? Love you, Josh.

The Golden Age.

Every year my maga neighbors put up a tree for their white Jesus around the same time I put my Pagan Solstice tree up.

Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.

Ahh, Thursday morning. Today’ll do. As good a day as any. #IHDY

Jamaica Avenue!

The President of the United States Somehow, seen today protesting Wokeness in his cabinet smoke-blowing session.

I mean, it isn’t THAT odd. Doesn’t everyone just randomly search for the name Rahmanullah Lakanwal on a whim? Why does everything need to be a conspiracy?

💯‼️

Since trump eliminated Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, it’s just called Friday now.

I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years.

… exceptin’ Alice.

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Yep.

No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.

I weep for what could have been.

🖕👑🐷

Sunday morning. #IHDY

Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall

My 2025 bingo card must be broken. It’s got NONE of this shit on it.

DJT: "PUT SALT IN THEIR EYES." DJT: "repost- George Washington salted his opponent's eyes regularly !!" CBS Ministry of Truth: "TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO SALT CONGRESS MEMBERS' EYES, WHITE HOUSE SAYS" Report: Idaho, Florida, both Carolinas, Dakotas, and one Virginia experience record salt shortages.

"And swing by McDonald's on your way."

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The fact that he thinks it matters whether it was democrats or republicans that raped young children says all you need to know about him.

Plus being around his vaccinated kids might have given him a touch of secondhand autism.

But her laugh.

I'm tired, boss. So overwhelmed I can't even snark. But I'll continue, as my best Friend Al used to say, onward and awkward. I think we can all agree the world is mad, so here's Bright Blue Gorilla. youtu.be/ozTkao-BPmY?...

Prince Bonesaw and President Plane Crash Camacho on their thrones of lies, blood, and hate.

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me

I've seen many YouTube interpolations of "Steamed Hams," but this one, which expands the gag into a "My Dinner With Andre" parody, is special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...

And the beat goes on.

“Christ, we can’t get away with calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.” “I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.” (Attributed to Lyndon Johnson.)

BAM!