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🎉 🎈 🎊 🎈 🎉 Congratulations Predident Donold Trump for winning the war against affordable housing for your very own citizenry! 🥳

Get in loser, we’re going losing!

The Epstein Files are bigger than a reflecting pool, which we are assured, is bigger than skyscrapers.

I haven’t forgotten, have you?

Gift idea for a country on its 250th birthday: It’s gotta be something big. It’s gotta make our country, and the entire world, immensely joyous and celebrant. And it would come in a unique, handcrafted wooden 84”x28”x23” box. Happy birthday, America! I hope you get what we all want.

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

“Two-bit piece don’t buy no more. Not so much as it done before.”

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Epstein Files:

*spit take gif*

God damn he sucks.

Absofreakinlutely 💯%, This Here... 👇👇

All the countries playing in the World Cup have universal healthcare. Except the United States 🇺🇸

Yes, a period goes at the end of a sentence. But I’m hoping for a sentence at the end of this period.

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One of these days I’m gonna cut that ‘t’ clean off. Today… Today isn’t that day. I’m tired, Boss.

BREAKING: Police releases photo of the criminal who vandalized the Reflecting Pool:

Excellent thread about the reflecting pond. ***Always listen to the scientists!***

*spit take gif*

MARA: Making America Rothko Again

Help! Help! I’m being moderated!

Memorandum(b)

The fetid swamp in D.C. is bigger than skyscrapers are tall.

The reflecting pool humiliation is the best I’ve felt about my tax dollars being spent in quite some time. Totally worth it.

💙💙💙💙💙💙 Thanks Obama! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

Cool how in America our President can be blackmailed into war because he is a child raping criminal.

It's that simple.

Deeply nostalgic for a simple day of peace.

Remember Hope? Remember kindness, respect, decency, and empathy? Pepperidge Farms remembers, and so do I.

Cocchiarella: The failing, aging king—decaying in real time—has decided to throw himself a giant blood-sport party on the palace lawn to prove that he is still strong. And heaven responds by sending a heat wave, a thunderstorm, and a literal plague of insects down on top of him.

Anyone remember the end of The Stand? Where Flagg has the giant cages and chains constructed for the spectacle of Glen and Larry’s execution? The excitement of the Vegas residents, the electric tension in the air? I’m getting that feeling about tonight. And now we wait for arrival of Trashcan Man.

Four days out of the hospital and still on the mend. As much as I’d like to join my local mountain community, I just don’t have the spoons to be a physical part of today’s No Kings protest. Just know that I am with you all in spirit and solidarity, and FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

Accurate signage:

Hiding behind a sheet. How very Republican

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Missed opportunity, MSNOW, I would have pay-per-viewed this shit.

Who are the Epstein ‘Philes? Thank you for your attention to this wonderful secret.

Nailed it here. 👇

Donald Trump’s regime is psychologically torturing babies, toddlers, and children in inhumane concentration camps run by violent, racist, fascist men. I can’t even fathom what these sweet angels are experiencing. America is unrecognizable anymore.

Home from hospital Out of spite I must live to See him underground 🍠🪦 A Haiku of Resolve

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The racist Predident of the United States that has destroyed our economy, our global standing, our lives, & our democracy proudly and gleefully disappears innocent brown people into inhumane concentration camps while illegally withholding evidence of his child-r^ping past. I miss precedented times.

Nancy gets it.

Good afternoon to Matt (@nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social) and everyone else who voted for Kamala Harris.

Thissy this thisserson.

Skoden! Sdoodis!

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