Do you ever

Every day I wake up.

Lmfao.

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Ugh.

Back to back to back mission… surely there is no more information to deliver for one day. One. Day.

Haters see me and say “arceus, what is that”

Ohhh, my head….

No one speak to me. I will be spending the rest of my night locked in my dark bunk with a migraine and hoping Tangela does not strangle me in my sleep. Goodnighth

i have to hurt them for balance, for karma, before they do it to me!

You look all frail and breakable, but you’re really a violent little thing, aren’t you?

WHO REPLACED THE SUGAR AT THE COFFEE STATION WITH SALT I WILL FUCKINGN KILL YOU

Oh, hello, Executive. [ Smile, smile! ]

WE SHOULD ALL K

The answer is substance absuse

Let me fade into that pitch-black velvet night.

When was the last time you ran wild?

Je vais faire exploser le bâtimenttt

I am wayy too … …what is— agh, what ever. trop ivre

Ahh. Of course. I was thinking you were younger than you are… Mh. How does it go for you? …Having .. fun? [ He is so bad at this. ]

Okay, okay. Wait, child. Start from the top, yes? Just tell if you have completed your education, alright? If not, why are you not continuing?

…You should be going to school.

Hah! Go back to class, child, and get out of my hair.

Do you know what a figure of speech is or are you stupid..? Let me try again. Mords-moi.

I am not paying shit. Eat me! <333

HEY! HEY, FUCK YOU!

I am just doing my job! </333 How could you do this to me.

Mh. I am not opposed. Thank you for the words ^-^ very kind to me all of a sudden.

What if he wants to be diss— I will not finish that, actually. He is well behaved! He would never “get into” anything!

I’m reliable ! Yayyyy <3333

[ @autonomasia.bsky.social ] Does good work, and is reliable. We should go on a mission together some time.

…No, I would do it. I was not, ah, aware that I was up in the pool for promotion.

He shrugs faintly. Not bothered at all. “What is he going to do? He is an inefficient weapon, if that is what he’s meant to be.” The little Sleight is small enough to rest within one palm. Minuscule.

I found it. Isn’t it cute? Look at him. My itty bitty me.

Fuck, I asked you to watch it, not kill it. Can you not follow simply instructions? Oh, I’m sorry, that must be a bit beyond your capabilities. I will take my little me and go.

They bite.

This is Little me. Watch him for me.

NO!! They will make me do paperwork!

What if instead of love there was stabbing. I think there should be more stabbing

If I died would they give my altered uniform to someone else… this can never happen. No one should be allowed to serve that much cunt when I am dead.

A knife? Haha, are you flirting with me?

Hm. Weird feeling in the air tonight, I think.

Grabby hands. Oh, caffeine, how he adores it. Snorting a laugh. “I could believe it, coming from you. That does sound fun, I think. Thank you.~”

…When? Ah. Ah. Ahhh. “…Just a bit of honey would do, thank you. What is this about you and plainclothes? How was the work?”

Sitting— and it’s odd. Even though he says he’s tired, he looks quite alright. Proper posture and everything, besides his crossed legs. A little laugh. “I am used to it. It has happened before, I am sure it will happen again.”

Big, big sigh. Taking the offered hand, grip surprisingly gentle as he gets up. “Yes. So much yes. I have been so busy that I am tired to my bones.”

“Hah? No. I do not copy.” Muttered. Shifting just enough to look up.