My debut novel has gotten almost 150 pre-orders in the first two weeks of the funding campaign, but there’s still a long way to go before it gets published. I’d love if you could check out the preview chapters, pre-order, or repost! www.inkshares.com/books/the-la...

I’m discovering my neurodiversity, & enjoy language & communication. Writing stretches my mind. I know a sliver of German & as I write, with German & English being so contrasting in grammar rules, I find joy in the potential flexibility English affords #ASD #Autism #Adhd #Writing

I don’t need to click a link to understand why second jobs are important

𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬 ⚽️ 🆚 @LUFC 🏟️ Elland Road 📆 17/01 🕒 15:00 🦁 @premierleague Make sure you check out the Friends of Fulham Forum for all the latest matchday chat 💬👇🏻 #ffc #LEEFUL ▶️ www.friendsoffulham.com/forum/index....

My big little fella (8) has been in his first proper team environment for football this year, playing, training, making friends, learning skills, applying interest. It’s great, it’s pure, it’s healthy and beautiful #football #kids #happiness #hope

It's amazing how much you can entertain little children by just giving them balloons. Meanwhile all the other gifts just get left aside.

I showed Gas Town to my business partner Rich and he said “oh it's SOAP/WSDL for agents” and I am still processing that.

The miss-hit, correct technique, you learned something new, you proved you could do it, proved it could work. You know, it felt natural, now you know how it can be

Why is Spotify’s logo disturbingly, ever so slightly off-centre? Rude prigs

If the world was being normal Ms. Rachel would have been person of the year for 2025

Ha ha ha ha live stream myself Bluesky? Doing what? Having a mundane Chinese meal? Not even being arrested? What do tech bros think the rest of the world is doing?

Just listening to the Long View on R4 and it focussed on America’s overthrow of the Guatemalan government in 1956 with good discussion on Monroe doctrine and other actions incl. Venuzuela

Amazing goalkeeper save by Hearts’ Craig Gordon. Finger tip, full stretch, last millisecond to reach it. Great stuff. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/videos...

Come on Fulham!

I believe in community and I believe the virtues that value and diligence with money matter, that helping the commons matters. This might not win me anything but be smart with your spend and support those who support those ideals. Happy 26 everyone!

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Nice

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

Do they know it’s Christmas? Some fecked up colonial vibes that shit. Send in Trump to free the world?

Fulham *should* be playing on Boxing Day. But thanks to the schedulers we’ve got to wait another 24 hrs 🤦‍♂️ That does give you time to listen to us preview #WHUFUL with @danwoff98.bsky.social though! 🎧: pod.fo/e/36d245

Seeking liberation, fighting against oppression, does not make you a terrorist. Pictured: Francesca Albanese, Italian legal scholar on human rights. #UkPolitics #Christmas #Equity #Israel #Positivity

Remember your pagan friends at this time. Happy Saturnalia to all who celebrate #Hope #RefugeesWelcome #Inclusivity #Love

Listening to @fulhamfocus.bsky.social Preview Pod. Up the Whites! What a time to be a Fulham fan!

We’ve waited a long time this weekend. But it’s finally MATCH DAY 🖤🤍 Get ready for tonight the right way by listening to me @samdymond.bsky.social and Forest fan David Marples talk all things #FULNFO 🎧: pod.fo/e/36b2bf

Internet recipes can fuck right off. I’m sure Banana Ketchup is a classic ingredient for some but Jesus Harry Christ esquire it’s not in my local convenience store then i ain’t cooking it. Sort ya algo Google

Stupid Stats: we have a sample of 9 games played at a specific time over the last 9 seasons (around 38 games plus cup games per season) but we suggest you draw a conclusion on the likely outcome based on this alone. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

What is the go with #OpenVibe ? The content it throws up is objectively “not good”. For example, I get one Toot in particular all.the.time. Tbf it’s interesting (in my ‘For You’) but all the time makes the app seem static. I don’t know if it’s a reflection on the Fediverse or more my #client

I’m gonna do what I can for sustainability today

Time to partake in that most encompassing of activities: the anxious last minute Xmas shop

Lots of dads able to make it to the park today with the kids. Stoked for them and the kids

Having an absolute s*** of a day struggling with ADHD

Disappointed for Marco and us that we haven’t gone further in the Carabao Cup. I want us to get silverware and be a threat. I know this season hasn’t gone so great but I want to see that improve. To me…

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

First time properly reading the match report of Fulham’s 2009/10 second leg win over Juventus in the Europa League to qualify for the Quarter Finals news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/fo...

Like I get you; I really do! But ya’ll ‘av got to get some positives on your feed! Way too much of this is dominated by one orange mattress stain

A beat from my youf #UrbanMusic #HipHop youtu.be/PKPQ6jq4Xsg...

Temperature is a key variable in a plants ability to function. A key variable in our survival. Thanks for reading

My understanding of the threat of Climate Change coalesced & articulated itself in this: areas that provide billions of humans food security cannot be relocated

Take notice of Fulham

Green Tip: Waxed papers (cooking paper, the sort coming from Weetabix, cannot be recycled. But from TreeHugger.com some great tips on reusing:

A day for gardening. Warm, clear blue skies during the day today, Wycombe Chilterns fog in the morning now burned off. A little late to the clear up party nonetheless we go on

I’m enjoying the Count of Monte Cristo (2025) series on U. I didn’t know about about it, but the Count of Monte Cristo is like the 19th century high society John Wick. It’s awesome. 😅

Thank god Threads has Twitter’s muted words facility. Posts about the orange turd can fuck right off

Referring to everyone as they/them because fuck you bigots

Anyway, so today there’s a program by Armando Iannucci on Radio 4 (it’s a regular one) called Strong Message Here focussing on the Uk budget and financial markets. Natalie Haynes and Stewart Lee are guests.

It was years before I understood how Alan Partridge worked in the UK

I’m always doing cultural education and todays one is Armando Iannucci who is apparently a brill Scottish-Italian writer and comedian who’s a very important part of the UK

In the tradition of many thinkers of a sort, I’m gonna neg my own habit of using text based socials (such as fediverse, threads, twitter, those racist and crypto ones I don’t use)

That hits the spot. Good night for the day overly depressing media: I’ll be satisfied with this thanks. You can keep your “news”

It’s understandable everyone is concerned about the US invading yet another country in Venuzuela, but several speaker seem really chill about Maduro’s iron fist dictatorial control over the country, his secret police