Pregnancy craving

Don't cross picket lines

i promise you that you have a locally owned coffee shop in your area that makes just as good a version of whatever starbucks drink you like, and isn't actively engaged in trying to dismantle labor rights in america

Update: I got to see Nile 🥰

We went to universal park in FL in highschool for a band trip. Our band director went on the mummy ride pretty much the entire time. Our marching band show the next year was The Mummy

I had a dream a few weeks ago where i went to a potluck and each of the NY mayoral candidates brought the same dish because there was a competition to see who made it the best

First time making cake pops

Crushed the glucocrush like I was in college again

If you like I Think You Should Leave, you should be watching The Chair Company

They gave me a puzzle so this has been my afternoon at work

I got a boo basket at work 🥲 Really sweet but it was a really good one and I have to make two baskets for coworkers now and mine has to be better???????

Me and my Uncle Tom

thank you!! this sleepy Adonis with banana is for you

😸

Brent said, "maybe you shouldn't have drank that coke" so now I'm mad at him 😠

Is daily heartburn a fact of life now

I want Halloween cookie dough

Sex is great but have you ever looked at your remaining PTO for the year and realize that you need to take a lot in the next two months or you'll lose it and also you have a manager that would encourage you take it and will approve it no matter what

3 or 4 probably

I wish aws was down for good

It's like a snow day but the weather is nice

Hello 👋

Feel bad buying a $12 jug of cider weekly, but I felt no shame spending more than that on alcohol weekly Just some things I'm noticing during sobriety.

Put something off at work because I didn't want to make the phone call and the matter resolved itself and I've learned no lesson except I can be worse

If I can't wear crop tops again after this, I still will

The cookies at work have been out for over an hour. That means I get 2

I've never been to build a bear and ngl I'm pretty excited to take my son when he's old enough (and build a bear myself)

and then that absolute monster made CHILI (not asked for), from scratch, to give her NEIGHBOR. I know. abhorrent behavior. I'm still aghast.

50% of the time, I'm probably feeling gassy, but 100% of the time I will say that the baby is moving

Is it rude to sleep while playing d&d

Honk honk

Night 1

Even the neighbors are celebrating Chappell being in town

Nothing matters only friends and pink and Chappell right now

Ok so I won't be able to smoke weed for a good long while. I'll survive. In a few months, though, I'll be able to eat sushi? Tartare? I will be able to sleep on my back without worry? I could have lox on my bagels?? I could take pain medicine? I don't have that much longer

Inside of me are two wolves

I'm sorry all I talk about is being pregnant anymore it's really just like the only thing my brain can think about

Googled "how often should I feel baby movement at xx weeks?" Google AI said once every 2 hours and to go to the hospital if that's not happening Real people on a real forum said "it's inconsistent and I didn't feel much movement until xy weeks, don't stress"

$30 ticket Little shade Uncomfortable seats Disgusting bathrooms Long lines Mediocre performances Expensive wares and food 🙄🙄🙄

Sisters are taking me to ren fair

Somebody come get this cat off of my legs

Made sure to walk my pregnant ass into the break area during the catered manager lunch to grab my allotted soda and bag of chips (no sandwiches for us peasants today)

A little more than a week for Chappell Roan. A little more than a week and friends will be in town. !!!!!!!!!!!!! How lucky how blessed howdy

My mandatory yearly harassment training this year includes gossip about the Ellen show. I'm sat.

She's mean, btw

Finished it! The light on this one is motion sensitive 🥰

Reminder: acetaminophen is the ONLY pain medicine that pregnant women are allowed to take at the moment (well, not anymore, due to the president's opinion and fear mongering)

I had a dream where I was continuously putting face paint on, but every time I looked at the mirror, it would just be my own face. I was running out of face paint. I decided to wipe the face paint off, and it stained horribly, despite not even being able to tell it was there originally. What

I'm building another book nook kit! Here's like... 4 or 5 days of work