Imagine watching your neighbour's house burn down and, instead of helping, complaining about the smell of the smoke.

Today was a GOOD DAY I worked 12 hours so I got some time away from the kids for the first time in weeks. Got to use my brain, drain an abscess, sew up a lac then I came home and snuggled my 4yo while she setup her room for us to have a sleepover together 🥹🥹

Asked my husband about his takes on AI bc of a tik tok video I saw today Husband: “I had 10 findings from the AI bot that were either artifact, clinically irrelevant, or chronic. So….no… not worried about AI taking my job”

Husband and I just looked at his first attending payslip in silence ….then he jokingly goes “ya know…. I’m suddenly feeling very fiscally conservative. Maybe we SHOULD have those tax cuts for the upper tax brackets” 💀💀🤣🤣🤣 in all seriousness, the net pay was exactly what I had mentally calculated

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

The air is full of smoke, the food is full of parasites, and the water is full of data center bacteria but at least we stopped all that DEI children's cancer research!

lol 3.5 hours worth of derm lecture material for a whopping 9 total questions on the exam 💀💀💀💀

i fear my husband is exponentially more book smart than me I’ve known this for a while, but my street smarts have tipped The real life scales But godDAYUM why does he remember that the BCR- ABL1 gene is associated with CML????WHY???

How tf did I ever know all this shit Like what the actual fuck 😭😭😭😭

I think I’m just gunna start posting random board exam buzzwords to trigger other people’s PANCE/USMLE PTSD

God, if I never saw this damn coagulation pathway ever again it would STILL BE TOO SOON

The older I get the more I overwhelmingly appreciate how critical it is to be physically in shape/strong in case of an emergency (I’m watching the Netflix doc about the shipwreck)

Well I survived the family beach vacay with the in-laws and the kids loved it but I was miserable every damn second and slept like absolute DOG SHIT for three nights and now gotta muster energy to study for 8 hours and then go work 12 hours tomorrow lmfao

Thank you everyone! I am packing up and moving to Denver! I am driving my older car there because shipping is too expensive and I will be starting a research year! Anything helps for USMLE Step 3, stable housing (I don't have a place yet), gas and groceries #blacksky #medsky gofund.me/5389ed70d

No one else in my husbands family has revenge bedtime procrastination So now it’s just me and my husband watching the World Cup together while everyone else is asleep 🥲🥲

It should be illegal to allow a bedroom in the southeast US to not have a ceiling fan

The older I’ve gotten the less I’ve wanted to travel. Or maybe it’s just because travel with 2 little kids is just a fucking nightmare?

I fear I was truly meant to live in a matriarchal society where all The women raised their kids tougher while the men were off at war 💀💀💀💀💀

But sure, let’s expect women to be fully sexual beings after being at home all day with toddlers where every *thunk* noise is a fall that makes you tense up like you’re the one whose hitting the ground. Every time. 30 times a day. Idk man, maybe this is a unique experience but godDAYUM t

I SLEPT before kids, right???? Like, I deeply slept??? Bc I feel like for thr last 4.5 years I’ve slept with my ears wide open And my cortisol DUMPS ALL ITS RESERVES if I hear a whiff of a peep from my kids 😭😭 Meanwhile husbands SNOOZING

My goddam kettle just gave me a first degree burn from its STEAM A FULL 3 MINUTES AFTER I POURED THE WATER OUT FOR MY TEA???? Idk yall, vodka never done me dirty like this

I will continue to shout his from the mountaintops: IF YOU HAVE AN INFANt/TODDLER: GET A FUCKIN OWLET

Hi my 2 yo popped a 103 fever today without cough, ear pain, swollen tonsils etc But she was grabbing her head and random joints saying “ow mama, it hurts” so now I’m convinced she has meningitis and that I’ll wake up in he morning to an obtunded toddler 🙃🙃

I am extremely confused by the low cost of childcare/Nannie’s in Canada and also how many male Nannie’s are on this Canadian equivalent of care. Com???

Florida folks: If you have O- blood and are of African or African American descent, OneBlood is searching for donors who have a rare antigen that matches with a teenager with sickle cell disease who needs 50 units of blood so she can have a bone marrow transplant.

All the post bedtime hours have now been allocated for studying which was fine until husband also had to study during those hours and now our house is a disaster and we have no groceries 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Husband and I are going back and forth between our board review questions and he goes “WHAT IS THIS” And I said “oooooh looks not great near the eyeball… I’d say admit and consult ophtho”

I have a dream that one day I’ll be able to sleep through the night without a small child screaming for me/screaming into the abyss at 1am 🤡💀

I don't think it should be legal to hide whether an elected official is conscious and or alive.

BREAKING: in June 2026, *every single one* of the 1,062 refugees admitted in the U.S. were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 7,727 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else. For reference, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees in 2024.

Not gunna lie guys, it hurts my soul to sell my spooky fog machine 🤣

Constantly selling shit on fb marketplace means you may or may not be up at 11pm digging through your garage to see if your fog machine still works bc someone asked if you had any additional Halloween decor

HOW TF DID I STUDY UNTIL 1AM EVERY NIGHT THEN SLEEP FOR 3-4 HOURS AND WAKE UP TO STUDY MORE BEFORE 8 HOURS OF IN PERSON LECTURE RINSE AND REPEAT X 1 YEAR STRAIGHT

I really don’t know how people do this type of move smoothly if they’re not extremely type A It’s 12am and I’m researching Canadian vision and dental insurance bc I realized I didn’t know if they separate the coverage like we do the in the US 😭😭😅😅

I feel like I should start a blog or tiktok account that gives the nitty gritty details involved in planning and coordinating a move from US to CA as a PA with a radiologist spouse & 2 kids 4 and under The number of things I’ve reddited & got ZERO results tells me there’s a shortage of resources😅

Well husband got his job offer letter 😬😬 Start date is like 6 weeks earlier than I expected 😅😅😅

Husband saw this and goes “I’m sorry…. Did you buy OFF BRAND EXTENSIONS??? I’m an ATTENDING NOW GODDAMMIT, WE CAN AFFORD THE EXPENSIVE EXTENSIONS AGAIN” (I had a white girl weave before we had kids and that shit was like $1800 q3months but godDAYUM did it look good)

I do wonder what it’s like to not have crippling anxiety MUST BE NICE, CANT RELATE

The fact that this is my last 4th of July in America is aggressive hitting me as of 10pm tonight 😅😅 (Crashout incoming)

Yesterday I had 2 of my sisters and 1 nephew at my house and it was so damn chaotic but in thr best way But also reminded how much fucking better parenting gets once kids turn 3/4. Me and my 4 yo went down the huge water slide 50 leven times, then played mermaids and sharks in the pool 😭😭😭

My above ground pool got up to 96 degrees today. Currently draining half of it so I can refill it with cool water in hopes of getting it into the 80’s 😅

NYC, this is a reminder that our Olympic — and intermediate — sized outdoor pools will stay open until 8:30 PM. That's a 1/2 hour longer than prior heat wave extensions and 1.5 hours longer than normal operating days. Stay cool. Stay informed. Together, we will get through this historic heat wave.

YALL I went to my storage unit and back today and then within 1 hour of being parked in my driveway, 3 of my boxes were stolen 😑 Luckily they didn’t take the one labeled “diplomas” So let this be a lesson to be sure you appropriately label boxes you don’t want stolen lmfao

HAPPY CANADA DAY! Husband should be receiving his written official job offer this week and then our immigration process ramps up!

I could really pretty easily become a pescatarian with the occasional steak for my low iron We’ve already fully cut out pork and most chicken gives me the ick now too

I’m married to an ATTENDING 😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹I’m just so damn proud of him

Didn’t think I’d ever be tearing up over a yoyo competition and yet HERE I AM 😭😭😭😭

Tomorrow is the day I decorate the house for him to celebrate and I’m so excited for my money themed decor 🤣🤣🤣

Today’s husbands first day of his attending salary 🥹🥹🥹🥹