You're halfway through this bananas article and this random dude compares himself to Michelangelo and da Vinci. Outstanding content.

✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣

Jimothy: Nature's Strongest Little Guy!

Guys, it's July. What are we even doing

Narrator: Durbin would fall for it 🎶 Hello Darkness, my old friend🎶

In which the Speaker of the House argues that working about 7 hours a day is oppressive and an unreasonable burden on his time.

Pretty cool Goodwill find today

#ELB: “NC auditor reassigns Dallas Woodhouse after controversy over early voting plans” https://electionlawblog.org/?p=157169

Happy 4th of July!

Some are calling it the single most millennial thing to ever happen

Holy fuck that's beautiful

A truly cursed headline right there

Which of y'all is his burner

Polis is entering the final phase of his pivot to a Fox News talking head.

"We're aware you want to play sports, we just don't think your existence is valid or that you deserve rights or basic respect and dignity."

In case it wasn't already apparent, Democrats are not ready to meet this moment.

Behold, the fawning press coverage John Roberts wanted. Embarrassing.

"[T]emporary visitors to this country do not choose to make a permanent home here and their children thus cannot claim the privilege of citizenship." Contra "All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States"

It is absolutely batshit that this is the breakdown for this opinion. Batshit and deeply fucking terrifying

Clarence Thomas's concurring opinion in the trans sports ban case in West Virginia contains some of the ugliest transphobic stuff I have ever seen in a legal opinion. Straight-up gleeful. Vile man. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Kavanaugh's majority opinion does not appear to use any pronouns for the Plaintiff in this case, and describes her as "a biological male who identifies as female." This opinion is as odious as it is unsurprising.

What in the little league fuck is this

Ah yes, the “The Fed is Special” Doctrine

Who doesn't love a comfortable anal backrest?

Yet another reason why live service is a shitty model for everyone except corporate publishers.

No need to wait, Professor

The Supreme Court could issue a 6-3 decision holding that Donald Trump is an emperor god-king under the Constitution’s original public meaning, and Sarah Isgur would still be doing her obedient little posts about how the 3-3-3 Court is alive and well

They'll drop birthright citizenship last and then centrist Dems will use it to argue against any court reform or expansion because "the Court is so reasonable, look it told Trump no on birthright citizenship" and the cycle will continue until the Democratic party is remade in the image of its voters

It's really hard to overstate how unhinged this is as a matter of basic constitutional law

Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it

This is truly the funniest thing the NFL could have done in this situation

Local man mad at thing he supported

The Democratic Party must ban the candidates that keep winning elections is peak pundit brain. You rarely see such a pure distillation of pundit brain in the wild

Sometimes skeets line up perfectly

This is a very good lecture.

There's one every June.

🧵 It occurred to me that a lot of Troy McClure's films sounded like Star Trek episode titles. Here's a thread of my favorites. You May Remember Troy McClure From Such Films As:

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Overheard in my film studies class as students are shooting the breeze after their final exam. One girl says, "My brother's not a fun gay. He's, like, a boring gay." Shoutout to all the boring gays out there.

Me, rejoining my old firm: