"Why didn't they come ask me first, I would have helped!"

With Democrats like this, who needs Republicans?

Kagan to Gorsuch today...

it's so embarrassing to make them un-storm the court so you can have a final shot and not take a shot

"Not getting into the legality of everything" is a pretty good slogan for ICE, won't lie

Some might say he has a duty of candor to the tribunal to correct such inaccuracies, but why should the rules apply to such a Special Boy.

Tell your pet's name with a GIF

If Microsoft Teams were a person I think it should be legal to kill it

I'm looking forward to learning how the Purcell principle doesn't apply to Democrats

Carson gonna Beck

Rams out here trying to get excommunicated

This is shocking even for Kacsmaryk. He's articulating a vision of the First Amendment where the State gets to choose what speech is protected. It's a perversion of a fundamental constitutional right. It's so insane I don't even have a joke.

It's fascinating that Kyrsten Sinema was sued in NC state court, which now has all fillings available online, more than three months ago, and it's only getting attention now that it's been removed to federal court.

"Star Trek is woke now" is the best way to make it clear you've never watched a single bit of Star Trek ever.

A per curiam opinion with a dissent. More profiles in judicial courage.

Yup. Alienation of affection is just for the affection. Criminal conversation is for the physical act, let's say. There was a push to limit these torts after former NC House Speaker and current US Rep Tim Moore got sued for AoA- a push led by Moore. It didn't go anywhere, to my recollection.

NC legal tip of the day: alienation of affection has teeth in North Carolina. We have seen multi-million dollar verdicts for these claims. So grab your popcorn, this one is gonna be fun to watch.

the shootings involving federal law enforcement will continue until morale improves

Ah yes, Bluesky, famously the app for those who have the ability to purchase a yacht. Way to understand the audience

Putting your Supreme Court bar number on a district court filing is unhinged behavior

Updating the meme

Tomlin and Harbaugh have a chance to do the funniest thing ever

What is even happening in this game

16 hours in, my guess this was all intended basically as a coup to put VP Delcy Rodriguez in power (likely without her knowledge but 🤷). At least for democracy & human rights, that might be even worse than the "opening shots in a war" scenario. All speculation, but let me explain:

Never gets old.

Happy New Year

"I sincerely hope the leopard isn't eating my face"

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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

The cruelty is the point.

top notch mascottin'

Everything I have ever learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will but at least the things I learned about her against my will today were very funny

Democrats!