I KNEW IT

alright, we caved—our page is now just a feed for cute monsters

happy goblin week, nerds! 🥳

If someone says they are feeling trollish, it would be taken to mean that they want to be bad to people on the internet. Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.

important conversations in the chat🍦

hello and happy Tuesday * * * * * * * * (or, you know, Thursday)

happy new year from the gobbo squad 🥳

happy werewolf xmas eve to all who celebrate 🐺🎄

please rinse your bottles before returning them, it helps us out a lot

where is this angel and how can we hire them

Welcome to Haus House ✨ - the inn and tavern known for its ghost bartender, market day specials, and excessive port selection. Join us for a drink and a song! Scales the Bard performs most nights. #DNDTavern #RPGPodcast #DNDMaps

Goblands on Instagram requested contributions of goblin music so I had to do it

oh no it’s us

there's some sort of hex or black mark upon me but otherwise i'm just chillin

they’re from a port city

You enter a magic shop. Roll a d20 to see if you leave with the item you came for, or if you are now the proud owner of 23 cursed candy bars and a kazoo. (They looked so good though, and you were so hungry. The candy bars, that is. You’re probably not hungry enough to eat the kazoo.) #goblins #DND

If you want your life to be more adventurous like D&D just imagine that buildings are just above ground dungeons.

we would adopt them on sight

big milk energy

Meet the characters! Quallo Karmine: A 6’4” hobgoblin with a heart of gold he may have traded for an old clock in the Fey Wild, Quallo’s interests include bribes, taking care of old people, and teaching his friends how to be better criminals. #hobgoblins #DND #feyWild

Meet the characters! Lady Wakridge Oad: A human from a rich and noble household, Wak’s interests include illegal magic, expensive port 🍷, and flirting with the very cute local baker lady who is definitely married. #warlock #dnd #goblins

Players, this is your sign to gift your DM a 200 page backstory 😬 #AdventuringAcademy

Meet the characters! Grammir Vov: A dwarf with a past riddled with failed internships and a name no one bothers to pronounce correctly, Grammir’s interests include plants, plants, and more plants (but never animals because what druid would be caught dead befriending animals?) #druid #dnd #goblins

1 point of exhaustion

shrewtabaga

ah yes, chapter 24. in which everyone is a dumpster fire except the dwarf who nearly starts an *actual* dumpster fire. episode available now! 🔥🔥🔥 #goblins #dwarf #fire podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...

what a king 👑

a clip from chapter 12 where we ask the hard-hitting questions #goblins #druids #dnd

fun goblin fact: our DM makes all the music for our show! he’s up to 11 songs and counting. will he ever stop??! no! #goblins #dnd #ttrpg m.soundcloud.com/jacob-schlab...

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“What should we name the Ranger?” “‘Hank’?” “Oo, that’s good. We’d better trademark that.” #dnd #ttrpg #goblins

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these mushrooms seem legit. we should totes go live with them underground what could go wrong

we definitely have never experienced this with our flawless recaps full of… um…

such good teef

#library #goblins #writer #books #words #poem

My new illustration is done I call it "I really dig big fantasy swords" because I do #fantasy #drawing #illustration #forest #goblins

oh helloooo! no goblins here, just a little podcast, minding its own business (definitely no goblins) #dnd #goblins #ttrpg podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...