Rick
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Great bargains from China
Best label the box eh?
2 months ago
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Fairly sure I wouldn't be like this if I'd had my bollocks chopped off this afternoon.
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2 months ago
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who likes comedy?
3 months ago
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Realised today that it's a council tax free month
3 months ago
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Just won a parking ticket appeal
3 months ago
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Can my mate come to the afters? He's sound. The mate:
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3 months ago
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Got a brand new tablecloth yesterday
3 months ago
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What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your Chubby Brown Tribute/Gary Gobstopper double header one man show tickets?
3 months ago
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Trump reading The Epstein Files
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3 months ago
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Why does media report someone as "Britain's worst serial killer" or whatever? Surely they were the best? If anything I should have a claim to that title being shit at serial killing as in I've never killed anyone, serial or otherwise.
3 months ago
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Me, just before I do something stupid
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3 months ago
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Just got annoyed because some bloke gave me 50p, two 20ps and a 10p instead of the regulation pound coin for my supermarket trolley at the return bay. AITA?
3 months ago
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No thanks I'm not hungry
3 months ago
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"Brian you'll need to go for your jog early tomorrow because we need to leave at 7.50am" "ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN? WHO KNOWS WHAT HORRORS I MAY ENCOUNTER?!"
3 months ago
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Me thinking of something nice to say to a bereaved family member at a funeral: "..............unlucky"
3 months ago
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"can my mate come? She's sound" The mate:
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4 months ago
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January sales are getting out of hand
4 months ago
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Oh god. They're threatening to use a "laser".
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John Oxley
4 months ago
I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.
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I've been invited to a meeting about a toilet.
4 months ago
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Going to add "stand up if you love football" to my repertoire of matchday chants.
4 months ago
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You could call the darts player Luke Littler "Luke Hittler" on account of his hair bearing a passing resemblance to that of Adolf Hitler, the German leader who is widely regarded as the reason for world war 2 kicking off, couldn't you?
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Pictures of Nixon
5 months ago
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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Homer Vs Frank Grimes on E4. What a start to 2026!
5 months ago
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"I'd better go out and buy a box of mince pies, as you do, in remembrance"
5 months ago
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Boxing Day
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5 months ago
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Santa has come early!!
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Sanjeev Kohli
5 months ago
Alan Price was taller than Katie Price. But heavier than Vincent Price. As I discovered on this Price comparison website
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Look at my new picture of a serious car accident
5 months ago
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A very terrifying jumpscare
5 months ago
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Sorry lads, no more satanism in the office toilets
5 months ago
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Me, when I walk into the office
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5 months ago
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That's right, show him your hoop
5 months ago
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"Get some mates" they said. So I did.
6 months ago
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Had a great game of bogies tonight out in Manchester. I'm 47.
6 months ago
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Am on a tram home after what has been, I must say, a cracking day. I bid you good night.
7 months ago
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Was held up on my journey by ducks today 🥰
7 months ago
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Anyone called him Tim Pestwood yet?
7 months ago
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Me and a lad at work both had salmon for lunch today which has now earned us the nickname "The Salmon Brothers"
7 months ago
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My head just before I walk into work
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8 months ago
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Thank you for the update, child's school.
8 months ago
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When I walk past Barbara in the corridor at work.
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8 months ago
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Cants
8 months ago
Imagine someone normal needs to buy white and red paint, that awful conversation at the till about not being a racist.
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8 months ago
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New ITV detective drama just dropped
9 months ago
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But monstrously bald
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11 months ago
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Nearly watched Saltburn tonight.
11 months ago
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Flying ants come out of all your crevices.
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11 months ago
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