Gmail thing you maybe didn't know: On the left side, click More. Then go to this heading (manage subscriptions) On the right pane, you will get a list of your subscriptions to emails and a button to unsubscribe. I did about 100 yesterday due to the viral Gemini AI thing going around.

I really hate AI. Apparently today (Friday) is Saturday, why am I at work. Also, if you ask about today's game it tells you about the game on the 22nd but if you ask about tomorrows, it says no game on the 22nd. AI SUCKS SO BAD.

I will not believe the XPENG robot is not a human in a suit until they showcase 5 of them at once, side by side, and the do exactly syncronized movements. At this point I believe it to be an amputee missing the shin down on one leg. The robot part hands appear too far down and could hide human.

I wonder what motivates the swing group of "Didn't offer up a seat until I saw Batman" people. phys.org/news/2025-11...

Google Finance just straight up refusing to render a chart when BTC drops under 83k. I know its fucky at times, but come on guys.

Jesus wants me to love you. Make it easier, please.

It's been a bad week to be a Coindexter. 10% loss this week, over 32% down from the October peak.

Wow, never go back and read your 10 year old drafts in Gmail unless you want that sweet, sweet late night cringe feeling.

I just had a micro-hallucination that there was an all-purpose multi-surface spray bottle of "Wu Tang Clean" and now I wonder about my life choices.

Hey, did you know - piece of shit Mathbro's don't deserve your hard earned money. Don't buy crypto from entitled bitches.

Am I the first person to ever think of the perjorative "Coindexter"?

bsky, remember. Bitcoin can go to $0. It has no intrinsic value.

What opposite of up?

line goes down

Bitcoin has no intrinsic value.

2026 new years resolution, do not make the one kerning joke you have fit into any discussion of keming.

Honestly, Fuck Orange Julius.

MOTHER

Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it. He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted. Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

HOLD THE LINE #democrats

Heartless fucks do everything in their power to ensure hungry people stay that way.

One slice of Costco's pecan pie contains an astonishing 540 calories! But a secret life hack is to make the slices twice as big which reduces their calorie count from 1080 to 480 after the application of AI math and mistakenly using Google instead of a better search engine

Misread the headline as "These 2 Simple Habibis will Guarantee that you are Happier In Retirement" and now I want that article.

Honestly how is Trump so shit and Ron Wyden so good?

There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.

I'm trying to think how my life would be worse if I never saw Dave Portnoy again, and honestly - not coming up with anything.

This just in : TSLA shareholders dumb as a box of rocks. Elon's pay package got approved.

The CARES act first COVID checks put 245 Billion of cash into the economy. Trump Tariffs are estimated to be 215 Billion, and may have to be returned if the super friends shoot them down. Remember the inflationary effect of the COVID checks?

Just a reminder that Dershowitz and Epstein are connected. www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

Fuck Chuck Sch-umer *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

Failure was an option. Get fucked, Republicans.

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

That's gonna be ballgame, folks. 50% with 69% in

MSNBC calls NJ for Sherrill, who somehow did not use my slogan "Vote Jack Ciat, get Jack Ciat".

Is Ali Velshi going fly fishing or something? What the fuck is that vest?

If you have ever interacted with me in a way where the response "Motherfucker, I don't owe you shit" would have been an appropriate reply, please don't hold your breath waiting on me to treat you with deference and respect if you happen to perish.

Let my silence ring loudly in the absence of noise.

I remind you once again that Bitcoin has no real value.

I am honestly surprised at how many hats you can buy with an Edmund Fitzgerald theme. None of them have a ship coming out of both sides of the hat as far as I can tell.

You have to be a special kind of asshole to want children to suffer in hunger.

Honestly, how the FUCK are people gargling these assholes balls?

Look, I get it, you want to say Mamdani is bad because of [REASONS]. You don't care what [REASONS] are, you just wanted one you could say was the reason you weren't supporting him which isn't your ACTUAL ISSUE WITH HIM. No one is actually indignant that the lady wasn't his aunt.

Blazers game starts in 12 minutes, LETS GO

It's crazy that Elon Musk is only the 10th highest result on Grokipedia for Micropenis Musk

Over 200 members of Congress have backed our Supreme Court fight over Trump’s unlawful tariffs. The president has abused an emergency power to set illegal tariffs that are impacting families across this country. A bipartisan group in Congress - led by Senator Ron Wyden - agrees.

I don't care if it's fake I want to believe. I love this tribe if this is the real sign.

Exodus 8:4

Remember, every time an ad featuring Ronald Reagan runs, the emergency involving Fentanyl gets that much more out of hand, requiring additional tariffs. 100% causal link, nothing nefarious or illegal here.

Friday evening, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals issued a hold on an earlier ruling until 5 p.m. Tuesday. The federal government cannot deploy troops to Portland before then. www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

Just doubled up our food bank donations for southern MD. If you’re able to, now’s a good time wherever you are.