need a girl with big boobs to turn me into a plushie and squish me in her cleavage while she sleeps

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Beach goat Based on @applestab.bsky.social's design #deltarune #ralsei #deltarunefanart

Pisces: You share the music in your soul with everyone you encounter. Ever hear of headphones, asshole?

Sagittarius: Do not party at the abandoned summer camp, get the fuck out of the woods, stop taking totemic artifacts that aren't yours, listen to the weird old guy at the gas station who says there's a curse on that land.

Libra: Your mind will be on the world of finance today when you clean under your car seat and discover a bunch of quarters.

Leo: When you stare into the abyss, the abyss acts like it hasn't noticed you but it obviously has, there was eye contact, so you're like, Seriously?, and resolve to stare until the abyss acknowledges you, but then it pretends to get a text and just fucking LEAVES? What the fuck?

Virgo: You’re too young to be so acerbic. Let it flourish organically, with each passing disillusionment.

Meet Kōri glaceon design for @thedorknoodle.bsky.social

little chibi eon duo at a spot in Lumiose ☕ comms: vgen.co/jewelmoon 🎨 #art #Pokemon #Latias #Latios

heyy~

TIFAAAAAAAA #streetfighter6

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evil

Pretty goth girl sketch comm

(throws up because of the smell of chicken shit 🤮) this isn't how I want my life to be forever tbh

Redraw - Tea Time #pokemon #art #sylveon #hatterene

Do you have any fucking idea who you’re talking to? That’s right, I’m the inventor of Orange Meal!

Rocket Grunt Rhea blocks your way! #furryart #pokefur

1991

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Jirachi's disappointment

our neighbours are getting solar panels so the scaffolders showed up last week, and proceeded to install the scaffolding on the wrong house, so they came back today and dismantled it and are now reinstalling it on a different wrong house

banished to the Tube

Had Gardevoir on the mind! #Gardevoir #Pokemon #ArtsyRCart

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

it too hot

I just hope that one day I'll stop being sad

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:3

why does life love kicking me personally in the balls

DeKalb, MO; Gentry, MO: At 930 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado was located over King City, or 12 miles south of Stanberry, moving northeast at 25 mph..

i am trying my best every day

Cherry, NE: At 913 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado was located 10 miles west of Medicine Lake, or 28 miles east of Gordon, moving east at 35 mph.. NWS: TORNADO WARNING in this area til 10:00 PM CDT. Take shelter now. Check media.

My family are pieces of shit that love to prioritize pets over any human in the house. everyone hates me, despite everything I do for these ungrateful fucks.

Air to Ground Message: WHAT ON EARTH IS A CHEESE BUFFET AND HOW CAN WE GET RIC OPS TO PROVIDE US WITH ONE Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #ac420349bd8 F: #f21bebf374c

Gentry, MO; Harrison, MO: At 820 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado was located near Albany, and is nearly stationary..

これぐらい育ってくれてても私は構わないのだが……

I drew the Lati twins in my sketchbook bc I’ve honestly been really wanting to draw them more(and maybe make OCs with them👉👈) #pokemon #pokemonfanart #fanart

Yesterday, daytime heating caused cumulus clouds to form and swirl within a high pressure system over north-central Canada.

dude who da hell is this

"fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that but I think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem than fiction will ever be

youtu.be/AvaLLgG8yaE :(

Poison Sally Sketch comm