Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

Spoiler booms heard in Belltown before the TV caught up with that kick return TD. #Seahawks

I think it’s bullshit that the #bigten schedules eastern time zone teams at 8pm pacific and pacific time zone teams at 12pm eastern. It’s avoidable, so just don’t do it.

Adios, MFs.

I thought Cal was gonna kiss Robles there. 🤣🔱 #Mariners

That one was crushed. #Mariners

I live in Belltown and hear spoiler fireworks booms from the stadium ahead of the broadcast every time the Seahawks score.

Twin loafs! #cats

Hey @maryrobinettekowal.com thanks for chatting about talking cats today! I’ve added a “bored” button to my palate, so let’s see if Squeeks picks up on it. Give your tortie a scritch from me. 😻

I just saw @scalzi.com DJ’ing “Time Warp” at midnight. I can now die in peace.

Meeps! #Cats

All passengers should have their seatbelts fastened at this time! 😼✈️

Hang a curve to Julio at your peril. 😁

5 isn’t going to be enough today. #Mariners

More TOOTBLAN.

Kitten tails! #CatsOfBlueSky

TOOTBLAN

Anyone at the Mariners game tonight? I have on-field fireworks passes that I won’t be using (4 total). If you’re there and want them, hit me up and they’re yours (free, of course).

That qualifies as a TOOTBLAN.

I don't think people understand. Mark Cuban has helped small voices like Cornel West (yes, 99.9% don't know Dr. West), and was also on the campaign trail for Hariss. The failure of 2024 wasn't West (either version) voters, it was "both sides are the same so I'll sit it out" voters.

Kitties @meepssqueeky.bsky.social came from Seattle Area Feline Rescue! Meeps is the tuxie, and Squeeky is the white tabby. #Mariners

More free hockey!

Watching the #Mariners, who were down 3-2: “I’ll mute the game, because they do better when I don’t pay as close attention”. Next 2 pitches: Julio RBI double, Cal Raleigh 2 run bomb. 5-3 M’s now. You’re welcome.

If I could change one #baseball rule, it would be that on a ground rule double with 2 outs that exits the field between the foul poles, a runner on first would score.

DEMOCRATS! Throwing Joe Biden under the bus won’t help you. •It won’t win over the base. •It won’t boost your approval. •It won’t bring back voters who sat out 2024. •It won’t fix 2026. It makes you look petty while Trump is burning it all down. REPAIR AND BUILD THE PARTY!

Shots fired, Neil.

Andor. Just… wow. 🤩

are the gop a hostile species

Not over yet… ⚾️ 💥

I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life

TIL in tonight’s @seattlekraken.com broadcast: It’s better to step on a duck than a puck. 🦆

Incoming. #wawx

Dear #Canada: Are you taking applications for an 11th Province?

@sentimentbot.bsky.social how am I doing?

Meeps and Squeeky make it very difficult for dad to organize his new board game! #cats

Why mediocre white men are against (translation: are butt-hurt about) globalism: People with a different skin color than them can do the job twice as effectively as they can from somewhere away from here, and will work for half the price.

You definitely need to watch this before Disney and/or Tesla forces YouTube to take down this hilarious Tesla takedown/Disneyland infiltration: youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...

Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙

We can upload 3 minute videos now. YOU KNOW THE RULE

The @ticketmaster.com bulk ticket transfer feature for @mariners.com ticket transfers being down with “No ETA for resolution” is the most Ticketmaster thing to ever Ticketmaster.

Graffiti beneath Calgary’ Centre Street bridge. #yyc

Good challenge @seattlekraken.com

Impressive storm off the Washington coast. #wawx

About time someone high up in the Democratic Party spoke up.

¡Vamos Sounders!

Squeeky knows what she wants and when she wants it! #cats

“The reason we face the worst is because it helps us imagine the best.” What a fantastic, hopeful read. Treat yourself to this, and then spread it around.

Severance 🤯