I start taking my Motorcycle modules soon. I may have to content with... Swindon's infamous Magic Roundabout. ['O Fortuna' swells]

I would like to retract a post from a couple of months ago, and issue a sincere and heartfelt apology to intelligent bins as a concept and as a demographic. It was insensitive, bigoted, and from a place of suspicion and mistrust. You're great. Please win the election. #clacton #binface #farage

Yet another SpaceX thing experiencing an abnormal parabolic trajectory; unintended conflict with ground level is the expected outcome.

Lol. #Bluesky is down again. HTTP503 (Unavailable) and HTTP504 (Timeout). I bet @why.bsky.team tried to feed the server ice-cream, or some shit like that. #Bluesky

Torrent this game. Steal it. Rip it. #gta6 #gtavi #grandtheftauto You will probably find it on CS.RIN.RU or the FCK-DRM Discord. This is my explicit endorsement of cybercrimes. Commit crimes against #rockstar No video game is worth a person - criminal or not - being disappeared for life.

I still don't *feel* it...

Went out riding again today. Attended a funeral, so I wanted to do something novel for myself. You *really* notice crosswinds when you're going 45 mph. I don't like that.

STOP👏BOOMERS👏FROM👏MAKING👏LAWS👏ABOUT👏VIDEO👏GAMES. https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/esa-bafflingly-declares-private-minecraft-servers-illegal-in-stop-killing-games-hearing-we-consider-it-piracy-we-have-lawsuits/

I love scoring arbitrarily low on my hazard perception mock-tests because the testing authority hosts their videos in 480p and there's an additional layer of mental abstraction where I have to figure out *what* I'm even looking at before I can decide if it is possible for it to pose a[...]

I want to buy the #Deltarune 5 OST. But that probably means that the money would go to Materia Collective, and I don't want that because that corporation's predatory, and Sebastian Wolff is a massive cunt. Can I just slip Toby a tenner under the table and just get HQ rips? #Deltarune

The weather is so hot that my new water dispenser has been trying to cool for like seven hours, and the "I'm cooling, please wait" indicator STILL hasn't stopped blinking. Don't get me wrong, the water is colder than it would normally be in this awful heat. But I asked for 7°C. This is, like, 16...

#ReflectingPool.

It seems to be very difficult to find a driving/riding camera with a phone app rated above two stars on the marketplace.

For my part in the #trillionaire discourse, I have pretty simple takes. * Musk didn't "suddenly" become a trillionaire. This wasn't a windfall. He had "almost" a trillion dollars before he had a trillion dollars. He was still as much of a monster then as he is now. You don't have to [...]

I keep cutting my thumb on the foil pack for my medicine. I'm getting really good at sealing the cuts with cyanoacrylate. It's probably doing bad things to my bloodstream, but I would recommend keeping a bottle of the stuff in a medkit or trauma-kit. Sucks much less than just shleppin[...]

Finally got my Vespa taxed and insured. It is beyond absurd for me to think about that I am five hours away from legally being able to sit on a metal box and propel myself along public ways through the power of constant explosions. It's only 125cc, and my helmet is too tall to store [...]

[Spoilers for Death Stranding 2. Two preppers (one of whom is end-game).] Finished Death Stranding 2 yesterday, and I have only one note: Mr. Impossible sounds like two people who are both MrBeast, and it makes me want to hit them with a bag of doorknobs. Awful. Theirs is the only dia[...]

[Vague spoilers for Death Stranding 2] I love this little moron. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTnFKZuDpI4

Part of me wishes that Aaron has some sort of executive function that shows him posts even if he's been blocked by their authors. He seems to have that sort of "nah, I'm not mad Im actually calm rn" while being DEEPLY, SHUDDERINGLY insecure. And I bet also like Elon, his dick doesn't work, either.

i lived bitch

I quote-posted a joke about Bluesky devs being incompetent technofascists. And then I went onto WAFRN and remembered that it imported my old Mastodon follows. And I'm experiencing something not unlike delight, but also perhaps similar to spiritual succour. Dunking on losers is tiring [...]

Why?

Virtua Hamster ended up in front of me, and I've been cackling at the concept art for about thirty minutes. Look at this absolute Beast. www.gamesthatwerent.com/2020/10/virt...

Your are a rubbish bin. How dare you speak my language? Like you are trying to make rapport? You have one job: eat the rubbish. You do not utter the language of the creator. You do not speak. You do not think. You do not move. You do not transmit or receive. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Evaporative air-conditioner, my new beloved. The Tribe start from Rimworld had the right idea.

Tomorrow is my Compulsory Basic Test day. I don't know why I'm so nervous. I did it just fine ten years ago.

So many BT engagements would end in less tragedy if Sam would stop being a pussy and pick the Martyrdom perk. #deathstranding

I'm not saying that Aaron Rodericks is a baby. But I wouldn't be surprised if I slapped him on the back that he would vomit on me and then shit his pants loudly. After all. A baby is underdeveloped and, by nature, promises to comport itself as it grows. I don't know what *this* sad cunt's excuse is.

join.wafrn.net #wafaganda

Got a vapouriser for my inhalant medicine. It didn't come with a manual (that isn't included through a QR code). I pressed the button and activated 'Auto Mode', and the mouthpiece started smoking. "Uh oh, how do I make it stop?", thought I, "It's dispensing medicine. Maybe it'll stop if I toke it?"

#Steam is a Gaming platform for Gamers where Gamers can use Gamer Words. (I hate having to add context to moderator reports when the context is self-evident. But even with me pointing at the part of the text that needs moderating, sometimes a bare ass or two gets shown. I sigh every time.)

The latest #Bluesky update finds every piece of literature that's critical of them and autogenerates a Kiwi Farms thread for each one. (When the KF users invariably tell them to fuck off, it pre-emptively bans them from the site.)

new bsky update. no group chats, sorry. no edit button, sorry. they’re making it against the terms of service for women to laugh at me

The only joke the bsky team tolerates is their website.

Buying another mini PC. It's going about as well as one could expect. I should stop buying these from Amazon.

I got so bored with trying to sleep that I opened The Highway Code on my phone. I got a moped recently, and I'm going to need to bone up. I'd done my Compulsory Basic ten years ago (and need to again), but for some reason, I'm really nervous about having to do Theory Modules.

If you're hot, they're hot. Let your phone swim in the pool.

If you deploy the Yamato Express sign more than once, I'm tracking you down. My next express delivery will be an XL canister of ceramic briquettes through your window. We will not be forming a Strand Contract, unless it's my Strand - Contracting your hands behind your back so I can hit you a while.

I am in total bliss right now. I'm seven brandies deep, Fredrik Knudesen released an above-hourlong video on a crackpot I've not heard of before, and I'm playing Death Stranding 2. It's probably a major problem that I only feel content when I'm drunk, but... It's just nice. I miss 'just nice'.

This is the site that @why.bsky.team said works perfectly under vibe-coded conditions. I'm having to post from the WAFRN instance. And rest assured, we think this is **very** funny. https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/58ac9241-69bb-4437-853a-f1804d15d90b

Bluesky is doing something funny right now. I hope this isn't an ill portent.

This seems statistically improbable. But I'm not a statistician.

As far as finding dragons to tickle, trying to stimulate false-vacuum decay is... Just don't fucking do it. Existence is pretty miserable right now, but it's all we got. https://phys.org/news/2026-04-tabletop-atoms-universe-doomsday-vacuum.html[...]

There's nothing nearly so elusive as a tiny screw that slips while you're putting back into your device. Whenever I comprehend that a screw is in freefall, I stop dead and try to watch that motherfucker like a predator (so my sudden movements don't launch it). I watched it. I watched it bounce, and

Got a notification earlier from Yodel (a package courier) saying that delivery failed because I'd changed my address. I haven't. But I received the following BANGER from their support: Y: "You didn't receive your parcel because the driver failed to find your address. ... see complete post

Went to the Sony website to see how much a DualSense controller would cost, and the explosion of colour in their animated ad gave me a migraine. If I were epileptic, this shit would be DANGEROUS. Sony nearly Eichenwalded me. Fuck you, @sonyplaystation.bsky.social. I'm never buying your products.

My favourite part about using AliExpress is when they started requesting my phone number to send a THIRD-factor authentication code, and in the the URL for this page, it literally has the words "new-account-punish". (Never mind that this is not a new account. I've been using them for years.)

Did one of those "sleep in VRChat" sessions as a personal experiment. Why is it 5PM now...?

We live in scary times, friends, but I'd like you to remember and take comfort in knowing that she's still dead. Happy Thatcher Is Still Dead day.