I'm not saying that Aaron Rodericks is a baby. But I wouldn't be surprised if I slapped him on the back that he would vomit on me and then shit his pants loudly. After all. A baby is underdeveloped and, by nature, promises to comport itself as it grows. I don't know what *this* sad cunt's excuse is.

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Got a vapouriser for my inhalant medicine. It didn't come with a manual (that isn't included through a QR code). I pressed the button and activated 'Auto Mode', and the mouthpiece started smoking. "Uh oh, how do I make it stop?", thought I, "It's dispensing medicine. Maybe it'll stop if I toke it?"

#Steam is a Gaming platform for Gamers where Gamers can use Gamer Words. (I hate having to add context to moderator reports when the context is self-evident. But even with me pointing at the part of the text that needs moderating, sometimes a bare ass or two gets shown. I sigh every time.)

The latest #Bluesky update finds every piece of literature that's critical of them and autogenerates a Kiwi Farms thread for each one. (When the KF users invariably tell them to fuck off, it pre-emptively bans them from the site.)

The only joke the bsky team tolerates is their website.

Buying another mini PC. It's going about as well as one could expect. I should stop buying these from Amazon.

I got so bored with trying to sleep that I opened The Highway Code on my phone. I got a moped recently, and I'm going to need to bone up. I'd done my Compulsory Basic ten years ago (and need to again), but for some reason, I'm really nervous about having to do Theory Modules.

If you're hot, they're hot. Let your phone swim in the pool.

If you deploy the Yamato Express sign more than once, I'm tracking you down. My next express delivery will be an XL canister of ceramic briquettes through your window. We will not be forming a Strand Contract, unless it's my Strand - Contracting your hands behind your back so I can hit you a while.

I am in total bliss right now. I'm seven brandies deep, Fredrik Knudesen released an above-hourlong video on a crackpot I've not heard of before, and I'm playing Death Stranding 2. It's probably a major problem that I only feel content when I'm drunk, but... It's just nice. I miss 'just nice'.

This is the site that @why.bsky.team said works perfectly under vibe-coded conditions. I'm having to post from the WAFRN instance. And rest assured, we think this is **very** funny. https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/58ac9241-69bb-4437-853a-f1804d15d90b

Bluesky is doing something funny right now. I hope this isn't an ill portent.

This seems statistically improbable. But I'm not a statistician.

As far as finding dragons to tickle, trying to stimulate false-vacuum decay is... Just don't fucking do it. Existence is pretty miserable right now, but it's all we got. https://phys.org/news/2026-04-tabletop-atoms-universe-doomsday-vacuum.html[...]

There's nothing nearly so elusive as a tiny screw that slips while you're putting back into your device. Whenever I comprehend that a screw is in freefall, I stop dead and try to watch that motherfucker like a predator (so my sudden movements don't launch it). I watched it. I watched it bounce, and

Got a notification earlier from Yodel (a package courier) saying that delivery failed because I'd changed my address. I haven't. But I received the following BANGER from their support: Y: "You didn't receive your parcel because the driver failed to find your address. ... see complete post

Went to the Sony website to see how much a DualSense controller would cost, and the explosion of colour in their animated ad gave me a migraine. If I were epileptic, this shit would be DANGEROUS. Sony nearly Eichenwalded me. Fuck you, @sonyplaystation.bsky.social. I'm never buying your products.

My favourite part about using AliExpress is when they started requesting my phone number to send a THIRD-factor authentication code, and in the the URL for this page, it literally has the words "new-account-punish". (Never mind that this is not a new account. I've been using them for years.)

Did one of those "sleep in VRChat" sessions as a personal experiment. Why is it 5PM now...?

We live in scary times, friends, but I'd like you to remember and take comfort in knowing that she's still dead. Happy Thatcher Is Still Dead day.

Also, Jay is so committed to Lowtax% that it's a matter of months before she hits the "I thought it'd be okay to make a part of the website and name it as a slur" checkpoint. And like Lowtax%, Bsky will probably be fantastic in spite of its leadership, and they'll be mad that they're so alienated.

My bank account is unhappy with me. I want to lean into using VR more. So I purchased a set of electronic gubbins for macroscopic eye-tracking, and also a couple of SlimeVR upgrades. My obligations to repay money I borrowed the *last* time I was on my bullshit will have to wait.

I'm taking today off. I'm loaded up on gray-market melatonin (that shit has to be prescribed here) and deliberately stayed awake to 6 AM, just so I could crash *HARD*. April 1 sucks. Sucks worse than May 4 (and its connection to a bloviatingly mid space-opera series). I'm out. See y'all. Be cool.

Trans Visibility Day has me inspired. Making VRChat avatars has been the most empowering thing I've ever found to fight Gender Dysphoria. And I want to share that feeling with more people. EVERYONE who reposts/replies today will get a free avatar from my gumroad store! luridcodex.gumroad.com

@guildwars2.com Your error today with distributing "You're a Partner, yay!" emails today was utterly cruel. How DARE you say "We thank you for your patience and understanding" after showing your most dedicated fans hope and then snatching it away? Make it right, you ghouls.

Yo bsky people, if you’re not happy with the AI route the company is taking, you can move your account to a wafrn without losing posts, followers nor follows! The migration is easy! https://join.wafrn.net/

Meta received vocal support from the entire Horizon Worlds fanbase. All eighteen of them. www.cnbc.com/2026/03/19/m...

Well, Death Stranding 2 is a breathtakingly beautiful game. But I don't need to tell you that, when the prequel had enough visual fidelity to fool age-verification AI with just the photo mode and Sam's expression sliders. Had to stop. It's past midnight, and I'm exhausted from Free Company stuff.

I managed to pick up a decent cheap-ish (like, £120) decent thermal camera for my phone. It's a little unsettling to have it laid out so frankly that Reynauds reduces the temperature of my extremeties to *barely* above the background. I'm going to lose these things.

Just spent the better part of 4 hours trying to get a server to work, and a subsequent 7 hours trying to clean it for RMA. It was a refurb from Amazon, and it was still demonstrably, uh, unfurb. It initially refused to turn on, ostensibly due to something with the firm... see complete post

Well, here I am. One of the few, the proud, who are no longer willing to wait for the Bluesky team to alternately get their act together, to stop harming folks at the fringe, and to get Jay to stop doing her best Lowtax impression. Time will tell what this means.

If you release a program that expects action from the user (such as typing), but throw up a box that blocks that action until the user dismisses it, then you deserve to go to bed with fewer organs than you awoke with. Especially if the ONLY action the program permits is the one you had attempted.

I didn't think I'd see the resurgence of the literal Holocaust. Economic death-spirial? Yeah. Wars? Yeah. Proxy wars? Yeah. Facism? It was likely. But I didn't think that we would go back to the Holocaust. Or that it would be committed by the nation that was proudest of stopping it the last time.

Why design stuff properly when they can slam their dicks around and terrorize their users? It's the Bluesky way!

An important message to #BrandonWhite @ #Graceware. From all of us. Eat shit. #CookiesBustle is now free. And with almost no thanks to @ukieofficial.bsky.social, who tendered his legal gobshittery without actually checking its authenticity. gamehistory.org/cookies-bust...

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

Whenever I look at how much longer until the ADHD people will get back to me, it always feels like "six weeks". Felt like six weeks when I completed my meeting in Nov. Felt like six weeks when I got my outcome letter in Dec. Felt like six weeks back when I confirmed in Jan. Feels like six weeks now.

By the wisdom of @moderation.bsky.app, a user abusing the Lists function to disagree with someone by anonymously calling them a transphobic pedophile is entitled to 8 months of sanctuary. The victim replying with "Fall off your horse" is branded a Serious violator, and suffers 4 days of suspension.

One Royal down. :)

We need to invent a sort of stent that you shove up your nose when you're congested, and it stops your nostrils from swelling shut.

One more mistake to add to the pile.

A lot of banger ports revealed in State of Play. I'm not normally a 'trailers' or 'announcements' guy. But more people get to play the best Metal Gear Solid game (Peace Walker; @ me for a fight), a decent Metal Gear Solid game (4), and Death Stranding 2. We Steppin' On The Beach with this one.

My commiserations to the person in #FFXIV who sold a Courtly Lover's Twinfang set for one Gil. You're a dumbass. Alternatively, congrats to Asahi Kusugi of Seraph! You'll never find a better deal!

As about seven months ago, some stupid trollop @isilven.myatproto.social (atproto.at/viewer?uri=d...) got butt-mad at my opinion of *checks notes* saying that just being shitty in pseudo-AltGov protests isn't useful, and you should use the energy to pass around resources. As a result of their

Nice try, Wile E.

I think the first thing I'm gonna do when I get my ADHD medicine (and get it settled in my neurochemistry) is take twice as much as I'm supposed to do, and then work through my FA notifications. I'll probably nuke the Journals, though.

The revelation that Epstein helped workshop the most predatory implementation of MTX is too fucking funny to me. • He owned a private island where the bougoise fucked girls. Yep. • He kept photos to use for blackmail. No doubt. • Also gave Bobby Kotick pointers for microtransactions. OKAY, MAN.