“…Your desire?” 😏💜 #bg3fanart #bg3 #GaleDekarios #3drender #3dart #GaleofWaterdeep

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Child of God- 1/3 #mlm #yaoi #heirophilia

Clicked back in to my ellipsus doc and unfortunately this beatles bigfoot intermission has not resolved my gale dekarios balls crisis

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New problem: balls. The torture never ends hey wait post cancelled did you all know theres a bigfoot emoji bevause I didn't until literally just now 🫈

Extremely important question: what words do we think Gale uses to say dick in a bedroom setting? Because I just can't imagine him confidently saying (or thinking) cock or dick, but I'm writing smut so I have to choose Something

Behold, a contextless bathing scene ft. @meanbossart.bsky.social's drow

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

This is hugely dependent on any Faerunian's preconceived notions and position relative to Parsipan. To any other gnome (or halfling), he's a huge brute. 6" taller than the standard gnome upper limit AND he's usually armed. He'd be terrifying. For taller folk, it really depends. 🧵

For Parsipan the idea of home is jumbled and fleeting, a mix of Bhaalist and pre-Bhaalist sensations Morning dew in the forest. Damp stone floors. The chemical scent of leather processing. Pulling the trigger on a crossbow. A bowl of too-sweet hard lollies. Fresh meat cooked by someone trustworthy.

ALERT. I found my test shots of his custom underwear 🍑🎉

All I've got for him is my twitch brb screen take it or leave it

New meme before bed #Gale #galedekarios #bg3

Can you imagine!? #makeaterriblecomicday2026

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Hey so if god gale made all his muscles bigger and made himself taller, do we think he also made his dick bigger. I'm voting absolutely yes

Just a babe and her tentacle strap

Parsipan is keenly aware that he is, in his opinion, "exceptional" and "adventurous" and "fiesty". However, he considers most everyone else to be very boring/"lesser" rather than himself being the problem. Like he knows by societal standards he's a deviant, but he thinks he's better because of it

Archmage #bg3 #baldursgate3 #galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep #virtualphotography #bg3edit

To All A Fair Summer Solstice, whilst darkness reigns.

Yes and no. Parsipan's legal name, if he had a birth certificate (I... don't think Faerun does those), would be Persipan. But as far as Parsipan is aware, his legal name *is* Parsipan. He has *no idea* that he fucked up the spelling at some point. Even if he wasn't an amnesiac he'd have no idea

#BaldursGate3 #BG3 #gortash #durge #thedarkurge #durgetash

In fact, I’ll go so far as to say every series should have a Ferengi episode, Star Trek or not.

What fools these mortals be. Gale set for @bg3vpzine.bsky.social #bg3vpzine #bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3vp #bg3photomode #virtualphotography #vpsupport #gale #galedekarios #bg3gale

creeping #durgetash

Now considering I did just say a couple of hours ago that Parsipan has an evil wizard fetish, and Strahd is a known evil wizard, I fear this will end in a bloodbath. But I am unsure whose blood. In any case if he's not met Gale yet, the wedding with Strahd is ON and you are invited for the feast

You post a comment in r/gayaustralia ONE time and this is what you get

My attempt of making this a magazine cover… graphic design is not my passion lol

Gale immediately over-explaining ceremorphosis (something Parsipan already knew about) like Parsipan was a moron and then calling him illiterate for not being a wizard *immediately* put Gale in a *lot* of danger. If he hadn't proved himself in the next fight, he'd be a dead man walking. But! 🧵

Conflicted. There's no question that Parsipan loves sex, loves physical touch, etc. And he's quick with his I-love-yous. But genuine emotional intimacy, kind and gentle, makes him feel... grief? anxiety? unease? So he thinks he hates that, until enough time with Gale has him start seeking it out

The world if all of the companions had been given in-depth reactivity with durge .

Thinking about how Gale can (one must assume) forgive durge getting horny about cannibalism and dead bodies but from licking a dead spider? No. And tbh I assume since you get an "I hate spiders" from him if you follow Karniss all the way to Moonrise that the spider part is the issue

Make your OC as powerful as you want. Make them a literal god. Nobody can stop you.

even if LLM actually made gamedev more efficient, which I see no reason to believe it has or will, that won't reduce crunch, because the business people will just push harder until you're crunching again. When a tool increases worker productivity, that doesn't translate into better work hours.

Look at him.

With no hesitation, but it would be performatively for the sake of his (also present and participating) partner. He's not attracted to himself at all. He also wants to return the favour to Gale for the act 2 astral scene, but doesn't have the means to do so himself. Some day...

The Iron Bull #dragonage #ironbull #DAI #TheIronBull #dragonagefanart

Now, first of all: what Gale doesn't know can't hurt him. That's Parsipan's main motto wrt chasing durge-style stress relief in act 1. But! Over time Parsipan stops 1. being promiscuous 2. actively looking for murder victims 3. groping strange corpses ...it's a start?

And now you all might be wondering "why did you draw sarevok of all people with his dick out". And it's a very good question. why Did I do that

Sarevok penis hour.

Art like this is too edgy... You just couldn't make it today...

I'm being censored

I constantly forget how pretty Parsipan is in the early game before he gets Ultra Wormed, even though I literally made him to be nice to look at. To the degree that I start to think "what was Gale thinking...?" but then I see one of the early screenshots again and it's like oh right that was it lol

In order of sensitivity, Parsipan would get: - You really think the wizard is your equal? You can barely read a picture book! - Planning to claim your rightful place as the ugliest freak in Baldur's Gate, are you? - A tyrant desperate to be enslaved! You're built to serve like every other gnome.

i heard it was skunk day

The wide-stanced hands-on-hips and impatient jog-on-the-spot that bt2 gnomes get are a core part of how I view Parsipan, so they for sure stay. Otherwise: - reapplying his lipstick and adjusting the curl of his moustache - trying to get something out from under his nails