I have questions. I’m awful at math but something seems off here. 1. Shouldn’t one moon pie be a whole serving? 2. Why divide it into 3 servings? 3. If 1 serving is 100 calories then shouldn’t the whole moon pie be 300 calories? 4. Do you use up 10 calories just by the act of eating it all?

She a fucking puppy murdering bitch! apple.news/ACWGu-ejSQyy...

The grifting just doesn’t stop with these people! apple.news/A0Ggfqk-bQBW...

They want so bad to proclaim Martial Law! apple.news/A-wmMrN_YQ6q...

The Art of being a global dumbass… apple.news/AzPXqdRHOQei...

Sure we do! They caused every bit of this! apple.news/Atx3Xj1dxS4a...

We all know! apple.news/AH0__UEouQL6...

Because he doesn’t fucking care!!!!!!! apple.news/AYaqNW6EvSzG...

Mike Johnson, is violating the Constitution just to protect Donald Trump. Bro, whatever’s in those files must be absolutely devastating to him. RELEASE! THE! FILES!

Yet won’t feed their own people! apple.news/AtyiIgn_ZRw2...

He doesn’t care! Why can’t y’all see that?! apple.news/AImizX_EfRLC...

Release the Epstein Files! apple.news/AFhFg7s9tQrm...

Damn, she won’t even let the kids have fun! Why don’t you find a puppy to kill Kristi! apple.news/AjZSMN61WSVy...

They are the cause, they get the blame… apple.news/At3mB3mLcQHS...

There is one party (cult) here to blame and that is the Republicans. See just how those “Democratic” programs helped their constituents. We’ll see how popular they are when those stop. apple.news/Ah1M93-Q3TE6...

No one wants an ugly, smelly, makeup wearing old curmudgeon as president ! apple.news/AMQGmlaK_R52...

Release the Epstein Files! apple.news/AjG_pRGg6Rp2...

Your Senator IS JUST FINE WITH PEDOPHILIA. Thank you for your subservience. WOMEN OF MAGA! Katie Britt (AL) Ashley Moody (FL) Joni Ernst (IA)

Boy if you think Trump is bad you don’t want either of these two to be president! They are both royal pieces of shit! apple.news/AmLzm7mtfTcO...

Nothing to see here… apple.news/AypVz1CSLQM6...

Ya think?! apple.news/AYOxoCCoaTiy...

No words needed… apple.news/AMNp9Qj9NQX-...

The Republicans won’t even discuss healthcare with Democrats because you know it’s too expensive. Tax break for the rich, no problem. 2 new jets for Kristi Noem, no problem. Ballroom for the Pres, no problem. Patio for the Pres, no problem. apple.news/ALcrzlXixQYm...

And yet we can’t have affordable healthcare or feed the hungry?! Piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining some more. apple.news/A5Sgs_698Qiu...

Let’s be clear. REPUBLICANS are the ones taking food and healthcare away from us! THEY are the ones that are cutting the ACA, Medicaid, Medicare, SNAP, FEMA, The Department of Education, PBS, TSA and gutting the Constitution. How much more do you need to see to understand that they don’t care?!

THIS is so true! Our media is failing us! You guys need to call all this shit out! You are one of our weapons against FASCISM!!!! apple.news/AO3x4ImXsQS2...

I just wonder why instead of pouring money into these useless project they don’t just donate that money to the projects that benefit Americans? We definitely pour $$ into their fucking companies! Baffling, isn’t it? apple.news/AFV4Imx1KRgy...

Someday his grip will loosen. apple.news/ALQaWOpoVTcy...

I guess he’s tired of being a pussy whipped lap dog. apple.news/A1ereCtWASKC...

Apparently Mike Johnson’s God doesn’t consider lying a sin. I guess they only have 9 Commandments?! apple.news/AzoCoIkn9RTG...

Tommy Tuberville can kiss my dimpled white ass! apple.news/A6l3lGffUTB6...

"Witnesses say they saw U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra launch into an expletive-laden tirade at Ontario’s trade representative, David Paterson." Time to strip this MAGAT fuck of his credentials and kick his fat ass out of Canada. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Newsom: The New Testament and Old Testament have one dominant thing in common—Matthew, Isaiah, Luke, Proverbs, go down the list—it’s about food, about serving those who are hungry. It’s not a suggestion; it’s core and essential to what it means to align with God’s will.

Another of Trump’s idiots! Has absolutely no respect for the constitution! apple.news/A6l3lGffUTB6...

This piece of shit has sacrificed NOTHING! You have destroyed everything that Americans have held dear. May you rot in fucking hell you fascist dipshit! apple.news/ADALdR5oYTdS...

Pleased with himself shitting on Americans?! History will not be kind to this bloated, bald, cankelled, bigoted, racist, Fascist, mysoginistic, low IQ, dementia riddled, fat assed ugly old stupid man! apple.news/ADALdR5oYTdS...

And yet it still is being built. apple.news/ALYokcmgrQmi...

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 apple.news/A2KsteBYrQL2...

Trump is dumb as a box of rocks. Sorry rocks. apple.news/AD4dwblqrT0W...

That’s fucking rich! apple.news/AjqFHdoEpTO-...

The same people that don’t want you to have an abortion don’t want to feed your children, don’t want affordable healthcare, don’t want to help the less fortunate or give you a living wage and affordable housing. They do want tax cuts for the wealthy, a ballroom, killing innocent fishermen, a big,

John Mitchell served as AG under Nixon. Later, his role in the Watergate lead to convictions of conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and perjury. He served 19 mo in fed prison, making him the first U.S. AG ever to be incarcerated. PAM BONDI will be the 2nd.

Adelita Grijalva did everything right - organized, campaigned, canvassed. @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social worked hard and it paid off, becoming the first Latina to represent Arizona in Congress. *Over a month ago.* What Mike Johnson is doing to her is abhorrent. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

I’ve got something that will take care of those fucking robots, and I know how to use it! apple.news/ARbsJWoSDR5m...

Whoever she is, she’s my new hero! apple.news/A7x-_VIEQR5K...

He doesn’t have to dress like one, whatever that is, he is the embodiment of the nasty word… apple.news/ABj42n9FBQUC...

Does anyone other than me think Scott Bessent is an android?