clicker training my gf but instead of a clicker I just fart really loud

@pepza.bsky.social you're gay twin

being a trans pervert is so hot

im so miserable

I eat sushi and then go oouuggghhhh too much sushi my stummy hurt and then I eat more sushi

im a pathetic lesbian who needs cuddles from my wife but she's soooo far away ugggggghhhhhhh

nvm guys false alarm i was just hungry

1 minor inconvenience and its all over

gays. gays everywhere.

Improve a sub's self esteem by considering their self deprecation an act of disobedience and disloyalty Oh, you don't think you're pretty? Are you telling me I'm wrong? Are you saying I have bad judgement, that my will is deeply fallible? You tell me you accept my words as truth, yet you disagree?

i can’t get anything done cause my brain has this looping

@smellypossumgirl.bsky.social my prounouns are she/they/yours

if we r friends on discord you can actually just send me porn in dms and it's fine, try it

I don't really consider myself a demigirl I just use it/its pronouns cause I am a little beast of some sort

everytime I cum it makes a clown honk

fucking typo. im gonna kill someone.

@pepza.bsky.social is a really cool streamer and uou should all follow him. hes a gay dork twink and hes so so silly. do it. do it now. follow him, do it.

bad at art but chat what are we thinking

logs onto bsky in public doesnt look at any posts cause its all porn logs off

sigh so basically- meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow. meow meow meow mrrp purrr meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. thanks

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion reposts on Bluesky. She said she doesn't believe me. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle to comprehend large numbers. Let's repost away and prove her wrong everyone!

Catgirls and puppygirls have had their time in the limelight. I'm calling it; 2026 will be the Year of the Sheepgirl. Lambplay is going to be the next big thing. Bet everything on lambplay stocks.

I fear the devil has entered me. he better not pull out

matching ur freak is a beautiful thing but what you really need is someone so down bad for ur freak. captivated and enamoured by ur freak. intrigued and eager to see more of ur freak. supportive of ur freak. gets hard from ur freak, even

when you're mean to me, this is who you're talking to

oh my fucking god I love hibachi buffet tgis is is SO FIRE def worth the drive

chat is this tuff

my teacher: *gives us blocks to study percentage and margin of error* me: I will not build a sword, I will not build a sword, I will NOT build a sword my autistic brain:

I love my girlfriend