“… are you making deepfakes of a criminal motherfuckin’ conspiracy?!”

A wise man once said, “you get paid more for linear regression if you call it machine learning and data science.”

If James Carville was a developer instead of a political advisor, he would’ve said, “It’s the API, stupid.”

What's your sign?

Drove up to Mount Antero yesterday. It’s a pretty moderate high clearance road requiring 4LO most of the way through the tree line. Around 12K feet we found a kid with his Volvo station wagon overheated on the trail.

I'm going to tell you right now, LinkedIn. If I ever need "the earthy elegance of weathering steel", I'm not going to go looking for it on your !@$#% ads system. Get out of here with that crap.

Every time I'm talking with ChatGPT, I feel like Manny talking to Mike in the Moon is a Harsh Mistress. It feels weird and I'm half waiting for ChatGPT to offer to give me a bank check for 10x the total GDP of the earth like Mike did as a joke. TANSTAAFL, buddy. TANSTAAFL.

The 7 layers of the OSI Data Model, with layers 8 and 9 still being Politics and Religion.

Also what I look like when I order that large calamari appetizer.

… getting his cholesterol checked, physical therapy appointment for his left knee, setting up his weekly pill box.

-slaps top of my resume- This baby can help you achieve so many $Xmillions of cost reduction and TCO optimizations!

I reject this assertion that NFS is now 40. No. Hell no. I’m going to go find a dark corner and cry into my rpcbind man pages.

Still my favorite use of chatgpt: finding appropriate corporate versions of common idioms.

Question for the AI people who are way smarter than me: What problem does MCP -actually- solve?

Finished up Andy Weir’s project Hail Mary today. Not sure how I feel about. it still digesting the idea of Rockets propelled by light emitting amoeba farts.

Hi. Did the rapture happen? Was I taken or was I left here with you sad, amazing, normal people. Frankly instructions were not clear. I think I might’ve joined the wrong line or maybe it’s the right one, you lovely bunch of heathens.

“What’s the air speed of an unladen …”

that's why you bring the US flag to protests, folks

This is the content I need. Not the content I deserve.

whoah, TIL

One of the kids who was shot last week at Evergreen HS is still fighting for his life. Take a few minutes. Watch the video the family shared with our local sheriff's office. Learn a little about Matthew.

Come see how the data sausage is made at the "Data, Behind the Scenes" conference!

The M&A Consolidations will continue until morale improves. techcrunch.com/2025/09/18/a...

George Carlin: "If you can't say 'fuck,' then you can't say 'fuck the government'"

Why yes, I did make spam musubi with barbecue sauce instead of oyster sauce. This is what you do when you run out of ingredients.

Living on top of a mountain necessitates paying attention to storms. Why? Because lightning says "Fuck you!" that's why. We've had the house struck before and it's unnerving to see a lightning old right on top of yo' ass.

Some of you have never had strawberry dessert tamales and it shows.

Ok. I laughed way too hard at this.

Thread.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

We made up a batch of amaretto peach jam earlier this week. OMG this is so delicious. I have 25 pounds of peaches left to figure out other recipes to do.

“Nemo me impune lacessit” Such a baller Latin phrase. The Scots are such badasses.

Not my greatest suggestion, I admit.

Perfection

I’m starting to wonder if vibe coding with LLMs is similar to asking the genie to use one of your three wishes. How twisted is the interpretation going to be from the original request? Like … I just wish I won the $1.7b Powerball and the outcome being that everyone wins the Powerball.

Is the technology in the room with us now?

Truth. We need more of these warning signs around software.

I'm not here to vibe code spiders.

Remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "DNS wouldn't do that", oh yes it would.

Beer crafters and you microbrew afficionados: Are you ok? Did you really make a Smoked Pulled Pork Stout? (Which I misread as “snout” At first) Blink twice if you need immediate evac from the IPA bros.

I don’t know, folks, maybe we should go back to a timeline with AIX.

Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Off with their HEADs! Fuck. Lord, I apologize. I could not contain myself.

This is amazing in every Anthony Bourdain way and I wish he did a series of shows on cheap fast food Americana. Imagine him at a Waffle House. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6pjuT8p/

Bold move going after people with chainsaws, Pulaskis, and ready access to fuel and spark.

I made Kenji’s beef and broccoli last night and … damn if that’s not a tasty recipe.

AI is not the new oil. From a class action standpoint, it may be a ford pinto stuffed with asbestos and doused in nicotine.

“Is the data governance in the room with us?”

It me! But for tech consulting.

Literally every post-incident review or RCA I’m on with a customer. “The story till now …” youtu.be/TmIEI4ky-Zc?...

I’m angry at this. Mostly because it’s a high quality shit post that I didn’t come up with. Well played, sir, well played.