@blue-dixie.bsky.social How's your time off been?

Why's everyone talking about Star Wars? Is there yet another film or tv show?

I hope they don't do a drug test on Ollie #AVFC

🎶 Sitting in a hot car. Hoping that Special will hurry up. Maybe we can make a deal. Maybe I should just leave her here🎶

Special: Which one are you using? Me: The one you've written my name on Special: Well that's the wrong one! Me:

I used to reassure my parents not to worry when using tech because no matter what they do, they can't set off a nuclear missile. After trying to teach them how to attach a doc to an email for the 476187th time, I'm no longer sure that's true

I've had a busy morning watching Netflix and now, I'm planning to get dressed

In this week's installment of Food I've Hidden So I Don't Have To Share ™️ - Chocolate Hob Nobs. Subscribe so you don't miss the next reveal

I hate it when lyrics are hard to learn

I've looked at 2 emails. Neither make sense.

Just completed a long running backlog of work. I will immediately tell my manager I've finished and ask for more work

If you see this, post a legendary space traveler

Tried something with my face fuzz. It went wrong.

Made a perfect runny yolk fried egg. Dropped it. Yolk side down. On my phone.

Got myself a wispa gold. Kept it secret so I didn't have to share. Bit my cheek while eating it.

Woke up from a dream just as I was about to tuck in to some custard creams I'd stolen. Yes, I'm in a bad mood. Yes, I'm going to want custard creams all day. No, there's nothing more important going on in the world right now

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone else. I won a disagreement. Did she say I was right? No. Did she say she was wrong? No. But I know. And she knows I know. I did it!

Just opened a 6 pack of Wotsits. I'll only have 1 though... View from the Wotsits bag

Right! Head down and going to tackle Tuesday with hard work and productivity

I've reached the age where if I drop something I have to weigh up the risks v benefits of picking it back up

How I want to say bye to colleagues on a Friday

Made a huge life decision. I'm not meant to work. Any sugar mamas out there, I'm available. You may have to negotiate a price with Special, but she will probably give a discount, gift wrap and deliver to your door same day.

Thoughts and prayers with @michaelspicer.bsky.social at this time

Malen might have been a good sub to bring on in a match like this

I've brushed my teeth. This is likely to be the only activity I do today. Enjoy your Sunday

I was woken at 6am to escort a spider off the premises. Me looking at Special for the rest of the day

3 Teams meetings on the first day back

For the first time in nearly 2 weeks i've set my alarm for tomorrow morning. I've handled it well

I'll be chanting this repeatedly about 5 minutes after going back to work tomorrow

What was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025?

Chinese takeaway ✔️ Stand up show on ✔️ Falling asleep well before midnight ⏳ Happy New Year 🎉🥳

Just bit my cheek twice. 2025 can get in the bin. No, you're being dramatic! #JoinIn

A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton just came on. Can't hear it without

It's a chilly *error_day_unknown* morning isn't it?

Only been out of bed for about 30 minutes and I've dropped a fork that got stuck behind a radiator and dropped my not waterproof earbud into a full sink. Only one thing for it #JoinIn

Dinner was huge. Don't think I'll need to eat for the rest of the week. I couldn't eat another oooo cheesecake, don't mind if I do #JoinIn

Having to make tough decisions today. Do I put on the dressing gown with the hood or the one without? Also, ready salted or cheese and onion? #JoinIn

I have one of these on my face while I watch TV. It's not been a very stressful morning #JoinIn

Just heard a story about a cat leaving it's leavings in a toaster. Then someone who obviously didn't know put some bread in and turned it on Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast I felt it important to share this magical Christmas story. You're welcome #JoinIn

Merry Christmas There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible #JoinIn

Had to go to a last minute GP appointment. Came back to start catching up on work. Manager told me to log off. Did I tell him I'd only just logged on and wanted to make up time or did I leave?

Last day at work for the year

Anyone ever been stared down by a squirrel, because I'm being stared down by a squirrel

I don't usually like to talk about my passion for fine dining but I had to show you these delicacies. Only for the more descerning palate

I'm trying to feel the festivity. What Christmas film recommendations have you got for someone who hasn't watched any in years?

I think Special's been giving me hints for an Xmas gift. She's told me she's run out of her favourite ever perfume & even showed me the empty bottle Hint taken! So on Xmas eve I'm going to wait for her to fall asleep, sneak over to her bedside & put a recurring reminder in her phone to buy perfume

This is what happens when you don't use Spotify but accidentally play something just as you fall asleep Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro