I’m back on the Substack perpetuating a terrible stereotype but it’s for a reason and it’s FREE! READ IT! freedirt.substack.com/p/why-did-so...

Is it too late to be a dancer?

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

Too early to blame Stammen?

If you’re in SD County, go see @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social in The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity at the Oceanside Theater Company!

Fun time joke time for March 11th. #jokes #comedy #standup #311

Did ya set your clocks?

Crazy what Lindsey Graham said about Trump!

I wrote about losing your loved ones to the #MAGA cult: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

Andrew never testifies. Mark mine and everyone else’s words.

A classic street joke by one of the best!

Did I internet?

Old man tries to skateboard with kids. #comedy #standup #skateboarding

Just remember no matter what happens they will say the all-racists half time show over on Charlie Kirk’s wife’s website had more viewers than the Super Bowl. No. Matter. What.

Having Brandi Carlisle sing that was just a chefs kiss troll job by the NFL. WELL DONE.

This Fri & Sat (JAN 30–31) 🎤 Mad House Comedy Club hosts a Double Headliner Weekend w/ Emmy winner Dallas McLaughlin, James Schrader & 5 more comics! 2 shows nightly • 8pm & 10pm 🎟️ madhousecomedyclub.com #StandUpComedy #SanDiegoEvents

This Fri & Sat (JAN 30–31) 🎤 Mad House Comedy Club hosts a Double Headliner Weekend w/ Emmy winner Dallas McLaughlin, James Schrader & 5 more comics! 2 shows nightly • 8pm & 10pm 🎟️ madhousecomedyclub.com #StandUpComedy #SanDiegoEvents

This FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT! Come see me co-headline @madhousecomedyclub.bsky.social with my non-sexual friend James Schrader!

After the murder of American Citizens by the government I spent a lot of time thinking about #nazis: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

Confused that someone who shot their dog in the face is bad at running a huge organization that shoots people in the face.

DONT TREAD ON ME!!! (Unless the host of ‘The Apprentice’ says you can then please murder my neighbors or whatever ya need!!!)

I wrote another take about how the #Dodgers are ruining #baseball www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...

A joke about Alaska. #jokes #comedy

Wrote about hindsight in the time of COVID and how it makes me furious: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

Getting old sucks.

Every time I care a little bit about the NFL the same ol teams win and I go back to not caring again.

Just a little joke for your Friday. #jokes #comedy #standup

I started a Substack and wrote about #Trump and #ICE. Feel free to subscribe. open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...

I wrote about the absolute joy I find in watching Dean Spanos and the #Chargers fail #NFL #football #losangeles: www.keptfaith.com/nfl/chargers...

My guy @johngennaro.com just ripped off a great piece: bandwagonbeach.com/p/brace-for-...

NEW POD!!! @johngennaro.com from Bandwagon Beach returns to the pod. www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...

Do I like it? No. Do I hate him? You bet. Is it refreshing to have a President say it’s for oil and that’s it? Kinda.

The rain in San Diego is the end times. #comedy #jokes #standup #sandiego #severance

Yup.

SAN DIEGO! Doin a big ol #comedy show this Thursday Dec 18th @ The American Comedy co! GET TIX NOW americancomedyco.com/products/dal...

Jeff Kent making the HOF reminds how stupid it is that we let the press vote.

100 years ago today: The Cocoanuts, starring the Marx Brothers, opens on Broadway.

Congrats to the dozens of Indiana football fans.

Remember that Thanksgiving is all about giving your 4-year old a mound of dough and cup of flour and lying to them about how much they’re helping make dinner.

Did ya hear about Trump and Bill Clinton? #comedy #standup #comedian #billclinton #trump #obama

The Seidlers are selling the #Padres and I have thoughts #SanDiego #SanDiegoPadres www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...

The reason you don't hear much about the Proud Boys anymore is because they go by "ICE" now

And yet Dems wonder why Zohran won by a lot.

The guy who starts dancing at the end of the song. #comedy #funnyvideos #dance #sabrinacarpernter

Your kids will hurt you. Just differently. #comedy #jokes #standup #parenting

There’s no one I dislike more than Miguel Rojas.

There’s no one I dislike more than Max Muncy.

Nothing better than a Game 7 and the Dodgers are all terrible humans.

I think selling merch at a funeral is generally wrong but it might be the only time anyone will actually buy my shit.