Mat Ishbia is divorced and it shows.

Mat Ishbia is gonna bring Don Imus back from the dead and hire him to do radio for the Mercury.

The Jailblazers are back, baby!

Notwithstanding the domestic violence aspect in all this, the Suns gave up an unprotected first round pick? 🥴

I was outside for a bit in my front yard and a car drove by *blasting* A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton and my first thought was, that's fair, it's a bop. 10 minutes later, presumably the same car (I didn't see it the second time), drove by AGAIN still bumping it.

Suns front office pulling off some masterclass stuff. I actually said earlier this year that Collin was worth $20M/yr. Getting him for $12M is 🤌🤌🤌

So, Devin Booker just stole this man’s number? Also my lord, remember when the Suns gave Deandre Ayton a 4yr/$133M contract?

Horrifyingly, the mainshock 7.5 earthquake in Venezuela happened literally under someone's house.

Was trying to figure out why my dogs were freaking out this morning.

we installed a video wall at my work's studio can't wait to sneak in over the weekend and watch pornos on it

No power for me. So much power for them.

Koa Peat turned 2-years-old on the day of Barack Obama's first inauguration, in case you want to feel old.

I mean, folks.

there's a group of like 40-something-year-old black and hispanic dudes that live in an apartment building a block from my house and they're always out on the sidewalk hanging out, grilling, playing dice, etc. just walked past them and one of them yelled "ayy, put on that Rascal Flatts!"

Looking at my water bill, I use 82% less water than neighbors and 68% less than the national individual avg. BUT for my bill of $141.19, the actual water is just 12% ($17.02) while fixed fees are $124.17, or 88% of the bill. They gotta give you a discount for literally using 26 gallons PER DAY.

This bitch

check this cinematic ass coffee ad I'm editing yeesh. whole thing filmed inside of our studio too.

Look at this girl marching

Y'all ever think the Thunder ran out of gas in the WCF because they were just so exhausted after playing the Suns in the first round?

"We had a tremendous UFC fight on the South Lawn. Some are saying the best ever. What happened to Dana White, such a shame really. A very nice guy. But the electricity was unbelievable. It came down from the clouds, boom. Millions of volts, maybe billions.

This is a good take.

The Knicks led for 56 minutes of the series. The Spurs had a lead for 176 minutes. Incredible.

That man has got some Mexican in him

Say what you will about these Knicks, they have the absolute worst celebrities of any all-time Knicks team

Scoring *30 points* in the entire second half is some REAL sad shit.

it's a shame because the Knicks losing by 1 and blowing this series after the Josh Hart blown layup would've been so… Knicks.

Oh my god lmao

Shoutout to the Knicks if they can be the ones to blow a 2-0 Finals lead most recently

tired: blaming the end of the Knicks’ playoff win streak on Donald Trump wired: blaming the end of the Knicks’ playoff win streak on Rahm Emanuel

The most dangerous driver is a driver who doesn’t understand how a roundabout works.

I had a very productive day at work

This security guard died protecting children at the Islamic Center of San Diego. If you can help support his family, it would go a long way. www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/...

Really confused about why this got added to my psychiatrist’s waiting room

I was letting my dogs out in my front yard this afternoon and a couple that was like in their early/mid-30s was walking by. I heard the guy say to the girl "I really want to chase you later tonight."

One of my dogs, Molly (pictured below) had diarrhea for basically 7 days. I tried OTC stuff, she'd seem to be getting better, and then it'd get worse. Wanted to treat it at home because every time I take her to the vet, she gets better like right before I take her in for the appointment.

Gracie Abrams gets closer and closer to the camera with each album cover.

Name a more talented family

what in the hell?!

I’m shaking.

Had a v nice 4 days in Alhambra/Los Angeles with my very hot girlfriend, @racheljanae.bsky.social who has to live there while she gets her PhD at USC because she’s so incredibly smart.

We back

I asked how much a nightstand was and it was over $1,300 😔

Bring it back!

Had a jump scare because I was quite literally listening to The Louvre as I read this

I think about the Jeremy Renner app like once a week.

Suns made each game closer. If this was a best of 41 series, Suns might’ve had a chance,

I said this when the Suns were up by 7. Suns are down 8 points at half time lol

The Collin Gillespie Game

people finally recognizing me at work for who I am: old