TWO VIDEOS IN A ROW. With wayyyy different styles too. A goddamn perfect R0. (Yes, we have a round before round one loo)

Every once in a while I can’t stop thinking about the fact that I found Maya on Google Street View as a street dog in Chapala, MX. Street view image taken May 2019. Rescued on Oct 20, 2020 with her estimated age being 2, which would’ve made her ~6 months old in May 2019.

Still thinking about this when I woke up today and can now articulate that just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean I don't have enduring faith in the basketball gods. They are real.

I have a vivid memory during the 1-4 start, thinking to myself "I like Collin Gillespie but if he's your first guy off the bench and getting 25+ MPG, this team is in trouble." 7 games left and the Suns are guaranteed to finish above .500 and he's about to set the Suns' all-time season 3PM record.

This is slightly not up to date (Collin Gillespie is at 223 made 3-pointers) but he has a pretty good shot at moving up to 4th all-time in most made 3-pointers by an undrafted player in a single season! He's actually on pace to make 244, which gets him into the top 3.

I believe this is only the second immaculate inning in the month of March in MLB history. The other one being Josh Hader's in 2019 (ew gross), which also was on March 30th.

Someone give this to Kevin Ray for the broadcast tomorrow cause this is hilarious.

Here's a fun fact. When considering Collin Gillespie's FG and 3P percentages (and that specific mix of 4 2PA and 16 3PA), the odds of him missing all 20 of those consecutive shots are roughly 1 in 56,818. The odds of being struck by lightning in the US over an 80-yr lifetime are about 1 in 20,000.

Collin missed TWENTY straight shots. Then he made 4 straight in a 5 minute span, three of which were 3s.

COLLIN!

The Suns outscored the Grizzlies 36-14 in 9:46 once Collin Gillespie finally made a shot.

From 2011-12 up until the Bubble, which is nearly 9 seasons worth of games, the Suns had 258 total wins lmao

If my math is correct, here's the NBA teams with the most regular season wins since July 30th, 2020: 1. Boston Celtics: 323 2. Denver Nuggets: 305 3. Phoenix Suns: 293 4. Milwaukee Bucks: 284 5. Los Angeles Clippers: 277 6. Philadelphia Sixers: 269

Okay I lied this was 8 years ago. But the Suns still haven’t won in Atlanta since. In fact, they haven’t won a game in Atlanta since 2015 lmao

This was 9 years ago on Thursday. I hope she’s doing okay.

It’s wild that some leftists are still pro-Russian when satellites exist. Images 1-2: Donetsk neighborhoods under RU control that stayed intact for 12 years. Pic 3: Just 2.5 miles west, in Ukrainian-controlled territory. Completely erased by Russians. The difference is visible from space, people!

we love when someone who has the final say on a video is asked to give notes and their only note is this

look, y'all. I'm easy. you tell me nba games are now on nbc/peacock, I'll go along with it. but you start telling me those games are at 8pm? now you've gone too far!

Active NBA players with at least 2 games scoring 62+ points: - Devin Booker (70, 62) That’s the list.

For 2,110 days, Devin Booker had the record for most points in a game among active players. It's been 1,177 days since he fell to second and now he ranks 6th. Pace and scoring in the NBA just got so nutty.

Really big day for my WiFi

Happy 9 year anniversary 🥺

Was trying to see if this temp was accurate at my house so I went back to 1pm yesterday on the NWS observation map (yes, my weather station is registered with the NWS lol) and turns out, it indeed was accurate.

I remember in January I made a post about their horrible 4th Q net rating. At the time, it didn’t actually result in very many losses. Turns out, eventually it’ll catch up to you!

Jesus fucking Christ

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Had this discussion at work, curious for opinions. Does an ad being exactly :30 or :60 make it feel more "established" than one that’s, say, :29 or :58? Does the round number signal "this is a major spot" or do you not care? (I know, the correct answer is "I'm skipping that shit regardless.")

Criminal.

Saw that coming a mile away. Why the hell was Rasheer Fleming ever on the floor?!

Losing winnable games is becoming this team’s identity.

Pros of having a hot, very accomplished girlfriend: wow Cons: I start debates just to lose them and she’s right AND looks amazing doing it

I remember having to strip naked for a nurse named Jose when I was admitted and for the next 2 and a half weeks, I kept bringing it up to him. Poor guy.

2-year anniversary of the day I actually went to rehab?!

Makes no sense geographically but let the Suns move to the eastern conference after expansion.

IT’S HAPPENING! LESBIANS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

If you’re in SD County, go see @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social in The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity at the Oceanside Theater Company!

With enough sleeping bags, comforters, blankets, and pillows, you can make the Prius surprisingly comfortable.

Gotta love MAGA Porter Jr. getting dragged in the national press.

Bump.

I can’t get over this Rasheer Fleming sequence.

Jalen Green?

Kinda funny that the Suns had probably their lowest point in the season which resulted in 2 bad losses and since then, they’ve won 6 of 7 and were 3 points away from winning 7 straight. The kids are alright.

SGA just broke Wilt's 20-point game streak record. Here's why he shouldn't have. by Sam Amick

true story; during my divorce my ex brought in screenshots of my tweets

My hot take: Paul Pierce is closer to Kobe Bryant than Kobe is to Michael Jordan.

Kinda bonkers to have Devin Booker and Jalen Green hit their season high in points on the same night.

This might be even better.

lol. lmao even.