I’m so handy

well that was disappointing on very many levels

In case you want to know how much I love Madi Diaz.

here's something?

**CHERRY-PICKED STAT ALERT** There are 30 players in the NBA this season who have played at least 14 games while averaging over 7 3PA per game. Among those 30 players, the Top 3 in 3P% all play for the Phoenix Suns.

Dillon Brooks is basically Kenny Powers when you think about it

Imo the Suns should beat the Lakers tonight.

Collin Gillespie for the win.

Very very very bad loss.

Suns….

FUCK

Fairly confident this forecast is gonna be a swing and a miss for San Diego. Which…. Is very good for my house lol

Shoutout to the Pacers broadcast. Homie is calling the game on his cellphone lol

I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a Suns broadcast losing power lmao

RIP to my back room and its roof leak that I can’t effectively tarp over.

Dunn is everywhere

this is some king shit

Lmao Suns

Suns. 😔

Suns?

Wishing my Kings’ fan friend the best of luck tonight.

Just wanted to say how proud I am of my lovely and beautiful wife, Carly Rae Jepsen, on her ‘Emotion’ 10th year anniversary record. Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years! Love you, babe! <3

For the first time in… 10 years??? my NBA League Pass subscription works on opening night. What a miracle.

gonna learn how to play poker so I can get better at lying

Who wants to take me to the vet this weekend to put me down

I mean I’m impressed

Spent the afternoon w/Madi Diaz on a picnic bench in her front yard to talk about her new album, Fatal Optimist, for the New York Times. The album is an absolute stunner, bare and brave and completely vulnerable - it’s artists like Madi who truly make this town special.

First impressions… beautiful album, as to be expected. But man. Poor Madi is going through it and it’s a big departure from her last album, which had so much optimism with her relationship, which is very clearly over now.

Let’s do this.

Anyone know why there’s machine gun fire going on in San Diego?

So where does the Cardinals loss rank among most embarrassing in team history?

What a fucking pass by Kyler Murray and catch by Marvin Harrison Jr. Harrison was ruled down at the 1 yard line (Cardinals punched it in on a half-yard run) but as someone playing Marvin Harrison Jr in fantasy this week…. I'll take it lol

The lesson here is, never start a Jets QB, regardless of what the experts tell you.

Every time I do a trip, I always forget that my dogs look so weird and I have 3 of them.

This post is admissible evidence of violating California Health & Safety Code §11377.

One wild stat is that Tony Gwynn is 13th all-time in assists in the WAC. He played at SDSU from 1977-81, the same 4 years Danny Ainge attended BYU, also in the WAC. Ainge ranks 14th. Tony Gwynn had 162 more assists at SDSU than he had strikeouts in his 20-year MLB career.

My fantasy football team is literally named after Kyler Murray but I had an extra roster spot 2 weeks ago and picked up Justin Fields (just in case!) and he probably has the best matchup he's gonna have all season, and yet Murray is like right behind him. Would it be sacrilegious to start Fields?

Good reminder but if you want to support an amazing journalist who was fired for speaking his mind (and being absolutely right!) about Charlie Kirk, here's a link to help him out.

Suns are gonna be ass but Devin Booker is still good at basketball. (although the Suns might be really good if they're able to play the Lakers without LeBron and Luka for all 82 games this season)

cursing the name of the local AZ "fan-centric" sports news company who originally posted this, but everything @anthonynash.bsky.social said (not on bluesky, RIP) is true

You would've had bases loaded, no outs. Cronenworth grounded out but contact was weak and it didn't result in a double play. Would've scored a run. Fermin flied out to center. That would've been a sac fly, game tying run. Un-fucking-believable.

literally if that ump just called a fucking ball and Xander takes 1st base like he should've, if the sequence went EXACTLY like it just did, the Padres would've just tied the fucking game. Instead they lost.

Padres should have bases loaded right now with no outs if not for that terrible called strike. Unbelievable.

Still can't get over how fucking insanely perfect this pitch was by Mason Miller. If there was a list of greatest individual pitches in baseball history, this one is up there lol

My work Slack profile is ready.

Padres pitchers had all of the 79 fastest pitches today vs the Cubs. Suarez’ last pitch didn’t have a velocity attributed to it so they *probably* had the 80 fastest pitches.

LET’S FUCKING GO, SAN DIEGO!

Padres?

idk if these odds really feel like 99% lol

Badly.