But even with a doctorate, I’ll never know more about doggy DNA than you. ❤️

My very beautiful girlfriend @racheljanae.bsky.social (she’s on the left) starts her PhD in Kinesiology at USC *TOMORROW* and I’m only sharing this because I’m extremely proud of her. She’s gonna crush it and continue to be incredibly smarter than everyone I know.

It is my beautiful girlfriend (@racheljanae.bsky.social) and I’s one year anniversary and she knows me so well.

Rachel. Rachel, my lovely girlfriend, she found me the chair.

Happy birthday to @racheljanae.bsky.social, the most caring, loving, beautiful, and intelligent human on the planet. So grateful for her existence and I’m continually amazed by her.

I’m at Chapman University for the day with @racheljanae.bsky.social and every time a group of people walk by, I’m shouting, “WAIT, is that 2024 Cheverton winning, Valedictorian, and SGA President, Rachel *****?!” (I’m not calling her a swear word, I’m just not going to dox her on the internet)

We here @racheljanae.bsky.social

A little late but congratulations to this brilliant, very funny, way too good for me, and total hottie @racheljanae.bsky.social, who got accepted into USC’s PhD biokinesiology program! The program she had her eyes set on and OF COURSE she got in.

I'm meeting a bunch of my Persian girlfriend's extended family today for the first time (her family is Baháʼí) for an Ayyám-i-Há celebration at her parents' house so I'm busting out the best 1970s pre-revolution fashion I can find

Impromptu Broadway date night with @racheljanae.bsky.social for Some Like It Hot’s last show in San Diego!

to be seen is to be given ben platt earrings for an anniversary. to be loved is to be given ben platt earrings AND a ben platt shirt for an anniversary. i feel so loved (and then some).

Through the fog with @racheljanae.bsky.social. Happy New Year, y’all!

All around a great time, v pretty

Pretty amusing how this post caused so much dating app discourse today.

Went to a suspension bridge with @racheljanae.bsky.social and all we saw was a dead skunk

I’m no Suns expert but I can ALWAYS spot a fresh hairdo

this just may have… worked? interviews coming soon!

Only 4 people went up to me last night and said ‘how’d you swing this? Is she blind or something?’

The hug that got me through it all! Love you so much, @racheljanae.bsky.social ❤️

this is me hugging @soupinasock.bsky.social after she gave the capstone presentation of the century back in may ...and as of today, everyone can get a glimpse into her published brilliance on the case for fiber arts! palousereview.wsu.edu#scholarship

I take such great pride in filming and editing (and basically being responsible for every single technical aspect) of an ad that has annoyed millions and millions of people.

watching Wicked again today just to see little nessa rose's "yeah!" in the first 20 minutes and then i can leave

patiently waiting for some biomechanics researcher on bluesky to find my singular post so funny that they take me on as a fully funded PhD student. i am so good at this higher ed thing, trust me.

took forever to find someone willing to sell me an invite code but $500 and 2 pairs of used socks later, i made it!