The worst part about getting older isnt anything anyone warned me about, but instead is that allergies are making me more miserable than any sickness ever does

In the event of an apocalypse, you bet your ass im going to make the local hardees into a massive sunroom

Id be sooo effective at scaring prey animals rn

Time to continue my happy little space series as if it totally hasnt been two years since i last touched it

Sometimes, I eat a little provolone cheese

Nothing like a gathering of nerds to remind yourself you cant talk to strangers 😌 i made a bunch of pest tokens to hand out for free (and managed to give away like half of them!!) but did so very clumsily and, at times, very creepily

May or may not have just accidentally signed my sister-in-law up for a mtg tournament at the prerelease when shes never even touched the game before and we've all been seperated LMAO

I feel like ai translations are one of the extremely few pretty useful or potentially human connecting things ai can do but instagram why the fuck do you ai the mouths of the people too to force it to match the words?? Just?? Dont touch peoples videos, what?? Audio is one thing, BUT ALTERING VIDEOS?

Like how the mighty bear scratches its back on the bark of coarse trees, i, too, scratch the hell out of the space under and between my toes on the edge of concrete

Girl, dont be shy, girl. Put that $1.50 russell stoven milk chocolate rabbit in the freezer, girl. Girl, gnaw on it like a rat later, girl. Live your life, girl

Just submitted my first Art Fight character, i cant wait for someone to draw him as roadkill

I HAVE 516 POSTS??

Vaelus is so very dear to me. She is made of dreams that were once memories, just so far behind her in grief, but still embodies them so purely in the most unexpected moments. Still just a childish and pure elf, exactly as she was made and meant to be #criticalrole

"How much of my life am I going to waste until I run out of excuses?" is what im going to keep asking myself for the rest of this year and the rest of my life if I have to if it means finally doing all the things I know I want to do

Here’s the deal: my laptop is in the repair shop right now. It’s a tough break because it’s my only means of making digital art and is how I apply for cons, do admin things, and order merch. I’m on a low income, so extra expenses are always a struggle, and I could use a hand with this one. (Cont.)

Little did i know the berry muffin my grandmother gave me was actually the Muffin of Inconsolable Tummy Sounds

Chia seed maxxing💋💞💯😋💃

PETAL RUNNER DEMO DROPPED!!! GO GET YOUR TASTE OF CUTE PASTEL POKEMON CODED GAMEBOY GAME VIBE TYPE SHIT AND DEVOUR IT

Pack of teenagers in my kitchen shit talking the president and consuming 40lbs of bagel bites before disappearing into the woods in the rain to select one of them for human sacrifice, the kids are alright

Anyone else so superstitious they feel borderline schizophrenic or just me

Hoping so bad that the new stardew update will let your kids grow up a bit more and have play dates with the other kids in the valley but most importantly get to take them to ginger island to play with leo

'Sometimes you just gotta give up on being happy.' - Karina. #Drawfee

The new water starter is absolutely just a Littlest Pet Shop lizard

Im being overwhelmed with desire for macaroni salad

Crazy that theyre doing this shit RIGHT AFTER they just had a gigantic leak of this exact information that they didnt properly dispose of or protect

Ohhh to be a goose.. soaring and honking

GAGA?

BIBBIN!!! #ooblets

He can't stand on his own lil feet but I carved shrumbo from Ooblets! Woopadoo

stop being silly in front of me #art

finished The Greatest Estate Developer today and im never going to be the same again

2025 magical girl era.... 2026 yuri?

Coworker showed me grinch x cat in the hat yaoi

Doing this has caused me so much stress and agony. Will i learn to manage myself better next year? Probably not. Are the results worth the anxiety and terror? Also probably not. But we will persevere.

@lovablehyena.bsky.social held my hand and we made a collaborative server! I am celebrating that win, and the process of creating together. Our server is space themed, so we coloured this space image together, and this is my version! The line art is not mine, but the colouring and background is.

My birthday gift to myself was a tube of Pillsbury cookie dought that i take a massive bite out of every morning and follow it up by downing and obscene amount of milk and frankly i think its going to be what cures me

WAIT FUCK I HAVE LESS THAN A MONTH LEFT OF MY DEDICATED MAGICAL GIRLS ERA YEAR

Mikolai! So I started an Apothecaria RPG with my best friends and I am very excited about it! This is my witch, his name is Mikolai, and he is my favourite guy ever, I think. He is the only thing I'm drawing at the moment, which may influence that opinion a little bit, but shhhh. #OC #OCSky (?)

It's Trans Remembrance Day today. It's a day to memorialize those we've lost and to remember the living trans people that are still here to fight for. A great day to make a donation to you local lgbtqia center or to Trans Lifeline: give.translifeline.org (print available here: bit.ly/3Ka5b0t)

PROTIP If you use Scotch tape to secure your eyelids in a closed position before you go to sleep, it will cause great discomfort and confusion for the entirety of the night. Follow me for more PROTIP

Sometimes I feel like I don't do enough with my life, but then I remember that I give my cat a comfy home, and that's all that really matters

In tears in my room because my father was too mean to the possum that got in our garage

hey i wrote an article about folk names for birds and you should check it out!!! open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

Today I am sharing the original version of the bathhouse charm design! I got some feedback from other artists and ended up changing some of the colours to make the contrast and saturation less severe. I really liked the process of making and revising this! Pre-order your charms now until 24/11!!

According to my mother, heterosexual men cant drink water worth a shit but gay men know how to hydrate

Why was reading all the artificial dyes in my sugar cookies what made me really want to eat one

Paint without lead is like a washed cast iron pan, whats the point if there's no seasoning

It was god damn delicious.

Showing up to work with a bag of fried chicken and tub of macaroni salad, i will feast this week