Being a small business owner is all fun and games until tax season. Bitch I’m stressed

one of my fav moots deactivated broken heart emoji broken heart emoji broken heart emoji

The bathhouse in stardew valley is cursed

there’s nothing better than some fresh snow. scrumptious!

The snow is coming down so fast!

Another concerningly beautiful February day in the Midwest ☀️

everyone who is mean to me should go to jail

I’ve really been fuckin with powerwash simulator lately

I walked outside barefoot for the first time this year and sliced my little toe 👎🏻

This makeup look was sooo iconic. Not to toot my own horn but I ate

Also an older lady at the table next to us at dinner was telling her friend about how there’s a maga guy at her work and how she makes sure she farts at him every time he walks by her desk🤣 okay queen!

Update: I got lasagna at an Italian restaurant for date night and the noodles were completely raw 😐 and I didn’t even notice until I ate a lot of it because of how much sauce and cheese there was 😐 I had my honey try it and he said uhh you’re eating raw dough 😐 TUMMY ACHE

tummy ache before date night :(

Hugh Jeffincok

I’m rewatching Schitt’s Creek and I can’t believe I forgot how incredible this show is

Ohhh to be a goose.. soaring and honking

YAAAAA FOOBAL YAAAA!!!!! 🏈

I spent the last two weeks deep cleaning and decluttering and it feels sooooo nice

Dropped my phone in my taco salad :(

What’s a girl gotta do for some freakin red pansy seeds in animal crossing

I’m so happy to be playing animal crossing again 🥹

I had ANOTHER dream last night that I got bit by a bat and everyone at the hospital bullied me when I went in for a rabies shot wtf

Harryyyy

The fan girl in me is alive and well

HARRYYYYY!!!!!! IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KISS ALL THE TIME DISCO OCCASIONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t wanna go to the dentisttyttyysusjksks 🥺

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to gnaw on the pages of A Court of Mist and Fury I’d be rich

I believed Josh peck actually ran over Oprah

The dermatologist just took off my suspicious mole! Bye mole! Everyone cross your fingers it’s not a melanoma. I’ll find out in the next couple weeks. Stay tuned. Get your moles checked!!!

I’ve been having a lot of fun learning how to paint recently :) I love how this turned out!!!🥰 I followed this tutorial www.tiktok.com/t/ZThRu5aCH/

Got my flu shot today 😎

I just slammed an entire sweet potato lol

Manifesting that I dream about Rhysand tonight

Colter Wall is itching the depths of my brain rn

Shitting my pants rn !!!!!!!!

My heart is so full 🥹

Omg I just checked the Santa tracker and he was right over my city. He didn’t come to my house.. probably because I’m awake!!! 😫😭😔🤚🏻

I pulled it out of the package and said “update, I’m no longer anti Sherpa blanket”

Blankets came up at my bf’s family get together tonight and I was talking about how I’m very anti Sherpa blanket bc I don’t like how it feels. 30 seconds later it’s my turn to open my present from his GRANDMA AND ITS A SHERPA BLANKET 😭 I wanna disappear 😭🤣

Omg almost my entire Switch wish list is on sale… manifesting that Santa brings me a Nintendo gift card for Christmas

Forgive me for momentarily forgetting how fucking good Billy Joel is

Crafty girl Christmas <3

Quick someone TOSS ME A ZOFRAN!!!!!!!!!!!

my current vocal stim is ethan slater’s SpongeBob laugh

I just ripped my pants

I’ve been playing Wylde Flowers and I absolutely love it 🥹 so glad I finally decided to get it!

NEW HEATED BLANKET YIPPEEEE