Shitting my pants rn !!!!!!!!

My heart is so full 🥹

Omg I just checked the Santa tracker and he was right over my city. He didn’t come to my house.. probably because I’m awake!!! 😫😭😔🤚🏻

I pulled it out of the package and said “update, I’m no longer anti Sherpa blanket”

Blankets came up at my bf’s family get together tonight and I was talking about how I’m very anti Sherpa blanket bc I don’t like how it feels. 30 seconds later it’s my turn to open my present from his GRANDMA AND ITS A SHERPA BLANKET 😭 I wanna disappear 😭🤣

Omg almost my entire Switch wish list is on sale… manifesting that Santa brings me a Nintendo gift card for Christmas

Forgive me for momentarily forgetting how fucking good Billy Joel is

Crafty girl Christmas <3

Quick someone TOSS ME A ZOFRAN!!!!!!!!!!!

my current vocal stim is ethan slater’s SpongeBob laugh

I just ripped my pants

I’ve been playing Wylde Flowers and I absolutely love it 🥹 so glad I finally decided to get it!

NEW HEATED BLANKET YIPPEEEE

Bill Skarsgård…. The man you are

Just finished welcome to derry no one speak to me for 3-7 business years

I love being crafty

lay on the couch and play the switch without falling asleep challenge: impossible

I’m kinda obsessed with boy throb

It’s Sunday morning and I ran out of pancake mix 💔 what’s a Sunday without pancakes ☹️

I have a hormonal cystic pimple on my chin that’s so big I’m pretty sure it has its own heartbeat

I told my mom I want to make my vendor booth more whimsical next year and she said “moonbeam ice cream”

My new perfume smells like fairy enchanted trees and grass and whimsical potions

I got so sweaty in the grocery store and then my hair froze when I was walking to the car lol

I just took a biiiitchin snow day couch nap hell yeah

Now why’d I have to go and get all sick… smh

My current comfort meal is chicken pot pie noodle casserole. It’s cheap and easy and delicious and warms my soul

Hangry

Good morning!!! Ok goodnight!

Just got home from a social gathering! time to overthink every interaction I had

My love for canned corn should be studied

I got my honey the d&d lego set for his bday!

Making this tonight 😋 www.ihearteating.com/chewy-brown-...

Call me Santa Claus the way I’m craving milk and cookies

Grief is weird because one minute I’m fine and then I’ll remember my Grammys rotisserie chicken and noodle casserole and suddenly my throat feels like it’s closing

Big yawn!

Thinking about the Grand Tetons ugh I love those massive teets sooo much

Northern lights in Iowa right now! Enhanced with my phone exposure but I can see them with the naked eye! Incredible!!!

The roof woodpeckers are back……. …….

Ayooo new tooth just dropped!!! My mouth is so numb

It may be 20° but I’m still going to wear flip flops to take my dog out

Bad news :( I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. Good news :) I’ll have one less bad tooth!!!

Omg it’s stardew valley weather rn

Why are there so many freakin ads on Pinterest these days GO AWAY IM TRYING TO READ A RECIPE !!!!

I just learned this year that tofu isn’t fish

Making pissghetti 🍝

I used tiny faceted hessonite garnet beads in this pair of earrings and I’m obsessed with how they turned out. New favorite crystal alert 🚨

who even is zac and what is he such a pro at

SPOOKY HAIRCLIPS!!!

This pots flair is unlike any I’ve ever experienced before sos