Facts! 💯

God, he looks like shit. I hope he feels as bad as he looks.

Mrs. "Hi, I'm an evil bitch." Mr. "Hi, I married an evil bitch."

Translate to secular: “I proud to be an uneducated American Christian, and I will never change.”

What else aren't they wanting us to know?

Siiiiing lips!

If there was a better reason to vote for her, I can't think of it.

Trump immediatly sold the fingerprints to Elon for an undisclosed sum.

Yeah, easy... Everytime you see his face, imagine him naked with a 13 year old.

Yup......

A+ trolling from Zelenskyy

Wow... Mind blown.

Well considering they are paying 4.50 for a rubber, they aren't the brightest, either.

Hell, I'd be lucky if that's the only list I'm on.

I would like to be adopted, please 🥹

We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Well we have corollary:

Drug runners are camouflaging their boats so they don’t get blown up.

"Say my name..." "Hiesenbarbie." "Damn right."

Don't do it. This man never deserves another hug in his patheic, vile, life.

Skank

Donald Trump wins.

Wow...you couldn't make this shit up. Our president is a chimpanzee with the heart of Hitler.

If it REALLY was Charlie, it'd have a hole in the neck. What? Too soon? Whatever, you laughed.

Suck-it, stroke boy!

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."

Had to post this. Welcome to the Jungle. www.youtube.com/shorts/BLj-R...

Who do I need to bribe to be on this list? Can I just sign up, or do I need to be a member of Antifa?

I hate pickleball almost as much as golf.

No. No, Donald, we don't believe it. You pediphile, felon, lying, orange, shitgibbon.

Trump can fuck ALLLLLL the way off. www.youtube.com/shorts/TiK6H...

Can't the worms win? Just once? Please, think of the worms.

I blame Canada.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Same face as when he's nuzzling Putin's ballsack.

*Sigh* No, it was karoke last night. Grampa is not well.

Saudi's break it in 3...2...1...

So. Rep Crockett announced her TX campaign for US Senate. Good. Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose. She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot. It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.

She's got my vote. I'd love to day-drink with her, and just talk shit.

🐸👍

He's not even trying, anymore.