Like, rather than yelling at sympathetic Americans on Bluesky, your time would be much better spent demanding your leaders stop groveling via private text message to this Swiss-cheese-brained freak

Guy is selling an app that connects you to “an expert [ankylosing spondylitis] coach who actually gets what this condition is like” on the AS sub and, if you haven’t figured it out, that’s probably the prompt he used to make his unlabeled AI agent.

Last time I saw a crowd of sports fans like this in Bloomington, my roommate got tear-gassed.

They are selling tickets to get into bars in Bloomington tonight. People were camping out at 6:30 AM to buy tickets to get into bars.

You know Rob Schneider is bad at comedy when, of all the Always Sunny grifts and scams he could have tried out IRL, he chose the one from the Mindy Kaling episode.

oh shit my dandruff is fuckin psoriasis

just got temp banned from reddit for threatening violence against Carl Grims from The Walking Dead.

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and every living person who shared the name Scott Adams felt a great swell of relief.

One thing I don’t get about sports is why people—absent a morally superior team—don’t root for the better team instead of the one they accidentally grew up around.

anyway, Joe Fixit said Trans Rights.

Kristi Noem threatening all Americans who aren’t ICE, I guess

anyway now we know why DT checks Kevin out after giving him directions in Home Alone 2.

Comic book movies can be experienced the way comic book readers often experience comic books. Did you read the issue where Silvermane got his head cut off and attached to a robotic stump or whatever? Maybe not, but it’s conveyed by the fact he’s a talking head attached to a robotic stump.

They went and remastered one of the classics.

He got mad at a woman, so he shot her partner and called her a fucking bitch.

wtf is the peach bowl anyway. Had anyone heard of it before this year?

“Why aren’t Americans doing anything about this?!” *two more people shot protesting*

It is not reasonable for police-like entities to shoot you if you don’t follow their orders.

“If there was ever a tipping point in the dark age of fascism that engulfs America, it should be the cold-blooded murder of a young woman driving home from dropping her kid off at school.” (Repost with correct image)

Our secret police made a six year old an orphan.

I dunno what I’m supposed to be doing as a disabled American computer tech with the kind of autism where you struggle to speak out loud. Definitely not going to light myself on fire. Aaron Bushnell accomplished jack shit.

The weakest people on earth are demanding that strangers get shot to pieces by the most violent military in the history of the world.

ICE does not accidentally kill people. Instead, ICE deliberately and enthusiastically kills people. This is how we know that ICE is not a good thing. It should be removed entirely.

“How anybody is 45 years old, living in their mother’s basement and never having a relationship with anybody, and getting on a computer and doing this stuff?” State politician makes up a guy.

Brodie Bruce will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Frenzy is red. Rumble is blue.

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For me, the most terrifying part of the decline of the US is that I’ll be stuck in the Republic of Indiana when the federal government is dissolved.

In Marvel Comics, Harriet Tubman went by the alternate identity Dryad before passing the mantle to her successor, Peggy Carter.

I just think the US would be a better place if our politician had to worry about the Hague.

WESTON

I’m ankylosing so hard right now.

We were off work for a week and someone left the urinals full of piss the whole time.

Shlomo Kramer can go fuck himself.

cEvin Key from Skinny Puppy reports that “we have once again beat down that Motherfunker CANCER”

Sportswashing the ruin of a 200yo institution of learning is fuckin nasty.

Joyce rocks

They’re invading the cumrooms!

weird shit finale!

Human Torch and Guy Fieri are synonyms.

guess I can use handicap spots now. Already have the placard due to disability in the house.

Stranger Things S5e08 prediction: oh no Vecna worked for Ronald Reagan this whole time