I like to think I willed this into existence by drinking my morning coffee out of my Matt Berry/Toast of London mug on my birthday last week

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You know you gotta lock a post down when strangers in the replies start telling you how you should have worded it

“Aw shit, those assholes who were with Cook are back” — the Tahitians #TCMParty #MutinyOnTheBounty

I just let out a snort-laugh seeing Brando pop up in his foppish dressing gown and night cap holding a long stemmed pipe. You know he loved that shit #TCMParty #MutinyOnTheBounty

Singing “Mistah Christian” to the tune of Night Ranger’s Sister Christian #TCMParty #MutinyOnTheBounty

This and the Laughton-Gable version are fine, but the one I know best is 1984’s Bounty with Anthony Hopkins and as yet unproblematic Mel Gibson. If Boomer women like my mom and her cohort hadn’t already got the hots for him in Road Warrior and YoLD, it was an awakening #TCMParty #MutinyOnTheBounty

Two books I recommend about the real experiences of William Bligh, Fletcher Christian, and their legacy are The Bounty by Caroline Alexander and Kathy Marks’ Lost Paradise, about the centuries-long mass sex abuse of girls and women on Pitcairn Island #TCMParty #MutinyOnTheBounty

As many of you can tell, this movie doesn’t have a lot of George Kennedy George Kennedy-ing it up, and it kinda suffers for it #TheFlightOfThePhoenix #TCMParty

I’m sorry for my American English vs British English ignorance but I’m surprised the word bint was allowed in a major Hollywood picture. I thought it was akin to cunt? #TCMParty #TheFlightofthePhoenix

This movie is an early example of marketing for German precision engineering or, less charitably, why yes we need all those Nazis in our Cold War space program #TCMParty #TheFlightofthePhoenix

“Mar-sales” god bless Ernest Borgnine #TCMParty #TheFlightofthePhoenix

I wish we could still have a movie & TV industry where a guy who looked like Ernest Borgnine was in every third production. #TCMParty #TheFlightofthePhoenix

Just after something like “the Phoenix Love Theme by Connie Francis”, I expect a “Miss Taylor’s furs by —“ credit #TCMParty #FlightofthePhoenix

Dramatic opening credits are dramatic! #TCMParty #FlightofthePhoenix

The bouzouki is adding a real Third Man vibe to this meet-our-characters scene (yes, I know that was a zither) #TCMParty #FlightofthePhoenix

Maine - Here is your alternative to Platner.

By popular request

This needs to be the symbol on Wisconsin's state flag

That last part is the tell that Hegseth is taking the fall when it goes south.

perfect album cover photo

U of Montana posting: Mehrdad Kia’s “Iran Between Two Revolutions” was one of my favorite, most informative courses there 35 years ago. I bet anything on his reading lists over the years is worth it to understand the country.

DHS sex plane about to get real weird

ffffuck i forgot about this

any word if Corey’s going to try to keep his position by starting an affair with Markwayne?

really just don't get why so many people want to torch their own reputations to defend Nazi Failson McOysterboy. Setting aside that you're telling people you're fine with nazis and anti-gay slurs, the dude has no track record whatsoever to point to in politics.

Steve Daines dropping out with three minutes to go until the 5pm deadline, lol a self-serving coward right to the end

We elected Greg Gianforte after he assaulted a journalist, I’m sure Tim Sheehy will be applauded around the state for breaking a protestor’s hand regardless of his service. Way too many grown adults here believe they’re starring in their own Western.

I didn't think there was anything a Kennedy could do to lose the hearts and minds of Massachusetts, but here we are

Wake up babe, new blood moon just dropped

"I'm using a very common cream" said in the same tone as "we have top on it. Top. Men."

Just finished Chris Fleming’s amazing HBO special. Je suis Tillamook Psycho.

My first thought upon seeing the words Operation Epic Fury

I'm headed straight to Singleton's after getting off the plane when I return to New Orleans

While looking up one of the weirder people I’ve never interacted with on Clearsky last night, I found out one of the filmsky accounts I was mutuals with blocked me. That doesn’t feel great. Guess we parted ways over Star Wars?

i am begging the democrats to learn the fucking lesson here

getting a like on an old post of mine feels like appreciating The Classics

Phantom Menace. I saw it months after it was released in a dollar theater and was pissed I spent that buck. It turned me off Star Wars everything for the rest of my life.

just thinking about the cursed sensations and smells of wet denim, whole milk, and indoor pools together is making my brain itch

Thanks goodness for physical media: I still have my DVD of Amelie. This silent version blows #TCMParty

Anyone who’s been out and about with me knows this is me and my very serious evaluation of pie crusts

crumbling empire, degenerate elite, weird superposition between total moral license and intense puritanistic lifestyle hygeine... yeah, I guess you could say there are parallels!

Bad Bunny introducing people to Ryan Zinke and his buddies at Whitefish Energy was one of the many delights of last night's halftime show. Now if only this can be the year we rid ourselves of Zinke's corruption, Western Montana.

best play-by-play on Bluesky tonight

New cookout invitation goals set

fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...

Get a jack in the box. Past a picture of a skull to it and close it. Turn the crank. When it pops up and shows you the skull, scream. You’ve now had the James Carville experience.

While I was in that delightful propofol sleep during my first colonoscopy, I had a vivid dream of eating a delicious meal where each dish was described in dulcet tones by my server (“and this is your wild salmon with a citrus beurre blanc and spring pea foam”) After two days of fasting it was magic.

let’s bring back the word razzmatazz