idk i feel like if you’re actively coughing on a plane you should still be mandated to wear a mask at the very least also in a post-covid world, hotels should be refundable if you don’t come and get their staff and patrons sick so that you can use that money to pay for a hotel wherever you’re stuck

there’s no way they could miss the two point conversion THREE times

how many third down conversions are we gonna call short by inches here

Josh Allen on 4th and short

punt god still doesn’t have any touch on the ball

tony romo fucking sucks so much ass

This is just fancy autocorrect man. Actually it’s fancy autocorrect that constantly gets shit wrong and is a major accelerator to climate catastrophe. A product from a bankrupt industry that is sticking to the goal of infinite growth at the expense of the consumer.

i bet that one dude who didn’t vote for ichiro feels so proud of himself

They paved paradise and put up a pickleball court

pretty easy to chalk this up to the great post-quarantine epidemic of ppl not knowing how to act in public

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Woke up this morning remembering how, after Kerry's 2004 loss to W, the Democratic party and the press decided it was abortion's fault. When I tell you that this is not an exaggerated memory:

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next time they should just let shaq squeeze jake paul’s head in his hand like a lemon

to be a boxing advertiser you have to be a top-10 richest company on earth OR have a top-10 most dogshit logo of all-time

Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.

Reminder about the best answer ever given to one of those obnoxious hypotheticals.

are the interrupters on this app yet i want to follow them

i wasn’t sure when i was gonna post on here for the first time because of my limited follower count on this app and habitual social media usage over the past decade but now that twitter is all but dead i think it’s time