Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...

Abolishing the Department of Education has to be one of the dumbest ideas of my lifetime.

This is pretty funny.

🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

You can tell the age of a fake Christmas tree by counting the tape rings

Scary true.

So fucking true.

Shameless hypocrites.

The Ring Nebula looks like a portal - James Webb Space Telescope

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” - James Baldwin

It’s 6:40am at LAX. In line at the convenience store, an older man was having trouble with his credit card and jokingly asked me “can I have your credit card?” I laughed and said “I’m black. Give me YOUR credit card. Reparations.” The black lady working the register burst out laughing. Him: 😮😳🤔😩🤣

I did this in response to @gtconway.bsky.social asking for a gif for the train wreck shitshow dumpster fire that was the Trump campaign. I would say it applies to how the new Trump cabinet nominations are going as well.

Thought for the day... :Creator delights in variety!"

Dan Rather brings the fire🔥

Omg. Vibe since 11/5.

💙❤️🤍💙❤️🤍

1000x THIS. We need to "understand" why they voted for that psychopath, yet they ain't tryin' to find out shit about us? Nor will they ever.

Mitch McConnell had polio. Mitch needs to be absolutely spiking RFKs nomination, but…. Nah

Pulled the trigger and uninstalled.

😻

Worse. Way fucking worse.

PONDER THIS… Have you ever noticed that when shit goes down, people demand that minorities be held responsible for their entire ethnic group? White folks are exempt from that demand. When a Black person does something bad, the entire Black community must answer for it. Why is that? 🧵

😍

My daughter and I yell "Fuck Tesla" every time we see one. 😆

Instagram is all videos now and I miss the days when my photography had a fighting chance of being seen. So here’s an Oregon waterfall from a few years ago.

What half of this country has been thinking since November 5th...

Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

Seen on Reddit. WTAF. Brain Drain will get worse with this shit.

The Heart Nebula

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.

I'm here.

@ananavarro.bsky.social Good to see you where the grass is greener and the sky is bluer.

Totes.

Now that Matt Gaetz is the nominee for AG, I feel like I’m gonna have to do a PSA on the differences between filler and Botox.

Maga and the kremlin gremlins are coming over in droves. If you think they aren't peddling "MAGA blocklists" to new members you haven't been paying attention for the last several years. Those lists are renamed for each community they target and seeded with activists they want silenced.

GET ALL OF YOUR VACCINES NOW PEOPLE.

So happy he's here!

It gets worse and worse. Jfc.