Happy New Year! My latest book is FREE on Amazon Kindle for 24 hours until 8am on the 2nd of January! www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

At the end of 2024 I posted that my SLT Newbie character was getting 800000 hits a month on FB. Now, at the end of 2025, she is getting an average of 9 million. Thanks so much if you follow her. If you’re not, don’t bother… it’s literally the same three jokes rewritten and reposted every day… 😉

Reading the “Die Hard” script and I’m beginning to think Hans Gruber isn’t a real German…

RIP Brigitte Bardot

Just found a partridge, a pear tree and two turtle doves in the wheelie bin with a note from Hermes… 🙄

Hamlet's popularity improved massively when he started selling sausages in the shape of the King's former jester. It was a meaty Yorick success. #IllGetMyCoat #poorjoke

To thank you all for your support this year, my 4th book will be FREE to download on Amazon Kindle for 24 hours from 8am GMT tomorrow. www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

Another book that @herring1967.bsky.social made me buy has arrived! Thanks Rich and Bernie! 🙂

Bruce Willis Christmas films are only for the die hard fans… 🙄 #poorjoke

Tonight’s liquid refreshment is Peculier IPA from Theakston 😋🍺

All my books are available from the Amazon website. Ideal gifts for Secret Santa and leaving presents… www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=slt+newb...

My comedy creation “SLT Newbie” is getting extremely popular over on the Facebook. You really should check out her nonsense…

My comedy creation “SLT Newbie” is very popular over on the Facebook. You really should check out her nonsense…

I know I’m getting to be a bore but 8 million views is pretty impressive… *blows his own trumpet*

My comedy creation, @NewbieSlt has had over 7 million hits in the last 28 days over on the Facebook. In the first year of me writing her shtick, she had a couple of hundred likes. If you have a talent for something, work at it, hone your craft and persevere

@mrjamesob.bsky.social it’s not respect, it’s misplaced deference…

@mikecooperrp.bsky.social thanks for the repost. Much appreciated 🙂👏

The second volume of my toxic emails is free for the next 48 hours in the Kindle Store. While you’re there, you could buy Volume 5 for just £1.99. www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

Author copies of my latest book have arrived 🙂📚

The second volume of my toxic emails is free for the next 48 hours in the Kindle Store. While you’re there, you could buy Volume 5 for just £1.99. www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

To celebrate the release of my new book and the half-term holiday, my second volume of toxic emails will be free tomorrow (from 8am) and Monday on the Kindle store. Download it, read it, laugh. www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

It’s all kicking off in the kitchen… @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

I see Farage is furious about that by-election result… #reform

@mrjamesob.bsky.social to put it in layman’s terms: Dom has lost his Duolingo bonus…

Looks like someone is stealing @herring1967.bsky.social ‘s schtick… #RHLSTP

That @herring1967.bsky.social has made me buy another book! This time it’s @nigelplaner1.bsky.social‘s Young Once. 🙄🤔🙂

Really nice to see Melania Trump cosplaying as the 1970’s Hanna Barbera character, Secret Squirrel…

My latest book is FREE for the next 48 hours in the Amazon Kindle Store. What are you waiting for? www.amazon.co.uk/Willows-Acad...

@herring1967.bsky.social listening to your Bernie Clifton podcast. Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard for a long time! Keep up the good work… 🙂👏👏👏

So now we know…

Something I wrote… www.newsbiscuit.com/post/man-kil...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social James, this does happen in Australia www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...

My friend has a reputation for crashing electric cars on purpose. Now, he says he’s going to turn over a new Leaf… #poorjoke

@mrjamesob.bsky.social come on, James, you HAVE to tell us what the albums were…

Happy international cat day 🙂🐈

@mrjamesob.bsky.social James, Napoleon was 5 foot six. Two inches above average for the time…

At first I was nervous about brewing my own beer but now I’m bottling it… 🙄

I couldn't understand why the vending machine hadn't given me my change... ...and then the penny dropped. #poorjoke

@herring1967.bsky.social hi Rich, there’s an article about Fist of Fun on the BCG website 🙂 www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...

My new book is out now in the kindle store (£1.99) and on the 11th of August in paperback (£4.99). What are you waiting for? You have literally just been paid… www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FKTM3C3...

As it is the holidays (for most of us), I’m celebrating by giving away the 4th volume of my “toxic emails” book on Kindle. You have just 48 hours to grab it for free here: www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

An Edinburgh pub has changed its name to “Legally Blonde”. It’s the Leith Wetherspoons… #poorjoke

As it is the holidays (for most of us), I’m celebrating by giving away the 4th volume of my “toxic emails” book on Kindle. You have just 48 hours to grab it for free here: www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...