That @herring1967.bsky.social has made me buy another book! This time it’s @nigelplaner1.bsky.social‘s Young Once. 🙄🤔🙂

Really nice to see Melania Trump cosplaying as the 1970’s Hanna Barbera character, Secret Squirrel…

My latest book is FREE for the next 48 hours in the Amazon Kindle Store. What are you waiting for? www.amazon.co.uk/Willows-Acad...

@herring1967.bsky.social listening to your Bernie Clifton podcast. Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard for a long time! Keep up the good work… 🙂👏👏👏

So now we know…

Something I wrote… www.newsbiscuit.com/post/man-kil...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social James, this does happen in Australia www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...

My friend has a reputation for crashing electric cars on purpose. Now, he says he’s going to turn over a new Leaf… #poorjoke

@mrjamesob.bsky.social come on, James, you HAVE to tell us what the albums were…

Happy international cat day 🙂🐈

@mrjamesob.bsky.social James, Napoleon was 5 foot six. Two inches above average for the time…

At first I was nervous about brewing my own beer but now I’m bottling it… 🙄

I couldn't understand why the vending machine hadn't given me my change... ...and then the penny dropped. #poorjoke

@herring1967.bsky.social hi Rich, there’s an article about Fist of Fun on the BCG website 🙂 www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...

My new book is out now in the kindle store (£1.99) and on the 11th of August in paperback (£4.99). What are you waiting for? You have literally just been paid… www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FKTM3C3...

As it is the holidays (for most of us), I’m celebrating by giving away the 4th volume of my “toxic emails” book on Kindle. You have just 48 hours to grab it for free here: www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

An Edinburgh pub has changed its name to “Legally Blonde”. It’s the Leith Wetherspoons… #poorjoke

As it is the holidays (for most of us), I’m celebrating by giving away the 4th volume of my “toxic emails” book on Kindle. You have just 48 hours to grab it for free here: www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

Really wishing I hadn’t taken my bird to that Coldplay concert… 🙄

To celebrate the start of the holidays, I’m giving away my 4th book on Amazon Kindle. From 8am on Saturday 19th of July for 48 hours. Tell your friends… www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is it “education“?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Farage will be rubbing his hands… Wasn’t it just yesterday that we were concerned about toxic masculinity in schools and how easy it is to distort the minds of children?

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@herring1967.bsky.social after listening to your amazing John Dowie RHLSTP and Book Club, I have been subconsciously forced into buying yet another book… and it’s awesome… Thanks 🙂

In case you’re worried…

It’s all kicking off in the kitchen… #drwho

From Monday, every child will be required to carry this with them at all times. It is a lined notebook, which contains just one joke. The rest of the pages are blank so you can record your homework, messages to parents and write your own "Hi all..." jokes. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FCBRKJM...

Freudenfreude: happiness for the success of others @mrjamesob.bsky.social

@lbc.co.uk @mrjamesob.bsky.social James, you just reminded me of this… you are Hacker the dog… www.youtube.com/shorts/x5U1v...

I say, I say, I say…. Where do fat Welsh people live?

Of all the Star Wars spin-offs Snog, Marry, a Droid is probably the worst… 🙄 #starwars

Pour mes amis francophones…

Just hanging out with the pups…

#StarWarsDay #haiku Star Wars Day again May the force be with you all Not you Vader, obvs

Well played, Duolingo!

Happy May Day!

Free today, tomorrow and Monday. Tell your friends, colleagues and enemies…

@mrjamesob.bsky.social James O’Brien says No poems ever ever Not even haikus

To celebrate the 6th anniversary of SLT Newbie, the 4th volume of toxic emails will be free on the Kindle app for three days, starting at 8am tomorrow. www.amazon.co.uk/Hi-all-Thank...

My girlfriend bought a wireless bra but it won’t connect to the internet… #poorjokes

Haiku for Shakespeare’s birthday. Happy birthday, Will Iambic pentameter What’s all that about? #shakespearesbirthday #haiku

Each time someone important dies and is “lying in state”, it reminds me of this Two Ronnies’ joke: Britain’s scruffiest man has died. His body is lying in a state.

@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social hi, Smart phones are banned in schools in Denmark. Could this not be a coming of age thing; now she’s 18 she can have a phone…?