Those delightful new Caustic ditties kinda make me wanna play Quake again for some reason

A literal warhead

"Give me liberty or give me head" -the Marquis de Sade, probably

After a quick trip to an Antarctic research base straight out of The Thing and a fight against the ugliest CG half-man/half-arachnid since The Scorpion King, I've finally beaten Tomb Raider III So far it might be my favorite! Looking forward to trying the next three games when I get the chance

Bummed about getting left behind again during the latest Rapture? Stick this in yer ear holes and smoke it

Man FUCK the Rapture I'm finally gonna see Carpenter Brut next year

According to my FB memories the world was apparently supposed to end on this day eight years ago and let us all down Bad news for today if I was expecting/hoping to get out of work for the rest of, well, ever At least I'll still be around when the Steel Ball Run anime drops

Everybody talking about The Rapture happening tomorrow and I'm over here like "Didn't that shit happen back in 1995" I'd rather listen to Juju or Tinderbox tbh

Couldn't stop thinking about this tagline like a 90s game mag advert

Watching Suck (2009) I hope it's just a clever title

It's that time again youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

Scratching the '95 Judge Dredd movie off my list

Bringing the Love Bomb to our Oktoberfest celebration

I hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack, And I hope this email finds you in another part of the world, And I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile, And I hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, With a beautiful wife, And I hope this email asks y-

Happy Fraggy Friday

Honestly raising the prices on an already-unpopular suite of consoles while under a BDS boycott takes this from "easiest boycott ever" to "actually I didn't consent to be part of your humiliation kink"

Scratching the second Class of Nuke 'Em High movie off my list This movie has ALMOST as many gratuitous butt shots as The Substance

Repo Man* Repo Men Repo! The Genetic Opera** *Rewatching now **Okay, the second and third aren't ENTIRELY unrelated

I picked a hell (HEH) of a time to watch Hellraiser: Judgment for the first time

I might have enjoyed being in the Scouts more if we had shit like this (and if I'd known about some of the less SFW applications for all those damn rope-tying lessons)

Having a freakout moment over all the trouble that my car's brake system's been having over the past couple months, call that a nervous brakedown On a lighter note: still dreaming of electric sheep, still flunking the Voight-Kampff on purpose

Kicking back and unwinding with a movie featuring Tom Hardy, loud engines, fast vehicles, and a surprising lack of shirtless Australian hooligans (The Bikeriders)

[Egyptian Lover intensifies]

Make a band singular 1TOOTH

Found an album on my phone called COOL THINGS There is precisely one image saved in it

Feels like a good day to share this song for absolutely no reason whatsoever

Finally scratching the third Halloween movie off my list, I can't wait to see what murderous hijinks Michael Myers gets up to in this one! ...He WHAT

Dreading the moment we reach the Darryl Revok stage

Me checking the mail earlier: The mailman: DON'T YOU LOOK SO SURPRISED! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCKER! Me: But it isn't my- The mailman: *kicks me*

🎵WELL I LIVE WITH SNAKES AND LIZARDS AND OTHER THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT CUZ TO M-🎵 WHADDAYA MEAN I NEED TO LEAVE THE STORE

No thanks, my teeth are falling apart enough on their own #GoFuckYourselfElon

Three doctors I trust more than RFK Jr (I couldn't pick just one)

Man FUCK bath bombs I've got a cushion of mass destruction

Watched the cinematic treasure that is The Toxic Avenger III last night It's still hilarious to me that some animation studio back in the 90s was convinced to make a Saturday morning cartoon based on that franchise

I forgot that today was Bandcamp Friday and now I'm a little scared to check my email

Finally watching Amadeus for the first time Now I'm gonna have Falco and/or the Planet of the Apes musical from The Simpsons stuck in my head for the next two hours

One More Pink(y) Nightmare

Trying something new to celebrate my dick-ass boss finally fucking off for good I think CJ Ramone put it best on The Simpsons when he said "Go to hell, you old bastid"

New Perturbator track, new NIN video later, and my POS boss is finally retiring Today is a good day youtu.be/dNzAeLE3xgI?...

If SMT III: Nocturne was set in the Bronx

Decided to put the 1999 Mummy on for the step-kiddo tonight (he didn't seem terribly interested in it, we'll try again another night) Only just remembered a few minutes after the credits rolled that Bi Visibility Month starts tomorrow, so, happy eve

Stop the train STOP THE TRAIN

Why does this guy look like he can't wait to show me the collection of scented erasers he's carrying around in his bootyhole

Probably gonna pull MORE copies of my least favorite Servant, but on the other hand, fuck it we ball HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK