GORK AND MORK IT'S B... BE-OO... BUHH... IT'S A GOOD 'UN ...I'z gonna need a bigger, meaner krumputer youtu.be/KzM5JxveO5I?...

Happy birthday to one of the all-time greatest singers/musicians/purveyors of horrible throat noises, the mighty Mike Patton

Haven't heard this song in awhile. I forgot how hard this goes. You've heard bass drops but have you ever heard orchestral drops? 🔥

Oh my gods it's beautiful ...Oh my gods this is gonna be a dangerous year for my wallet

Earlier I realized that an easy way to come up with ork names is to add a sufficiently orky syllable to one of MST3K's Many Names of David Ryder With that in mind, feast your eyes upon GOGRIP STEAKFACE

Finally, U R MR GAY: THE MOVIE

...I WOULD see another damn Wankpanzer while driving home from work on one of the coldest days of the whole season #IHateItHere #StopGivingElonMoney

Jared Leto's like a boner killer but for movie franchises.

Finally exposed my wife to the cinematic masterpiece that is Black Dynamite Bring on the deep freeze

Awful turn of events: I got laid off today. It was a long time coming, going 16 months on a "4 month contract", but it finally ended. I'm eligible for unemployment but its a new state and new UI system so not sure when things will kick in. In the meantime, I have a Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/mxpeacekeeper

Re: Jared Leto as Skeletor If he doesn't AT LEAST tell Beastman to "open [his] ass up like a keg" at some point then I'm not watching

Preparing for a nice, quiet, relaxing weekend of being stuck at home due to a horrible storm I call this my "MONKEY PUMP" shot

While bracing for the state to freeze over again, I have a number of thoughts about that photo making the rounds of Ted "calling him a weasel is an insult to mammals" Cruz fucking off to the tropics again, assuming it's legit Using him as a pinata for $10 a swing per person would be a good start

Finally feeling well enough to have coffee for the first time since Friday That alone oughta tell you how knocked out this sickness has had me

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to! RevCo/FLA/Chant NIN/Soundgarden/Cold Cave Rammstein Electric Six/Surfrajettes Chemlab/C-Tec

Be the cool jacket-wearing, street food-eating, user of drugs that make you think you're really fast and strong before they kill you* that you want to see in the world *Well, maybe not that last one

Scratching Darkman off my list while unsuccessfully attempting to convince my body to stop trying to fight off whatever nasty sickness I currently have by throwing more mucus at it I can't believe Sam Raimi invented 3D printing (right down to it taking forever to churn something out)

Featuring such classic jams as FINAL MINT PACK, MOUTHPHASER, and GUN

Watching Lost Highway again It's been so long since last time that I totally forgot Henry Rollins was in it

In light of that exciting Iron Warriors teaser that GW dropped earlier, I whipped up and ordered a new sticker for my PC

use literally anything else other than spotify

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

IRON WITHIN, BITCHES

I probably shouldn't be surprised about where my brain went when I unpacked this duck, and yet

Know the difference, it could shave your wife

not myhouse.wad, but I know my way around

Another new arrival, just in time for National Rubber Ducky Day

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Slightly diminish a band: ...And You Will Be Vaguely Aware of Us By the Trail of the Critically Injured

Wouldn't YOU like to know where I got the notion

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

Reading about some frightening monsters and/or hyper creeps on the late, great David Bowie's birthday

1950-something

There was a SWIMMING HOLE here. It's gone now.

Now watching: Iron Warrior (1987) Five minutes in and I'm starting to think this movie has nothing to do with my favorite Chaos Marine legion

Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it

The only thing more outrageous than this thing is that they expect people to pay six damn bucks for it

Many places on the internet where you can and should watch this awesome movie (that's just about an hour long).

Thinking once again about this photo from the very start of the year and how apt of a metaphor of things to come it turned out to be Good riddance to 2025, here's hoping things start looking up in the next year

He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

Finally scratching the animated Super Mario Bros movie off my list Still can't believe Bowser did 9/11 in the 90s one

Channeling my inner Kino Fabino

You’ve just opened up a STAR WARS (😃) themed restaurant. What are you calling it? The Jizz Joint 🎷

I tried to unwrap this oddly hairy present under the tree and it got real mad and tried to claw my face off Merry Chrimbus from our house goblin

Rocketing around the Christmas tree