great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

That sandwich might be in trouble, though.

A Virginia gubernatorial candidate campaigned against solar power because she believed it would stop working when the sun went down. 1.4 million people voted for her.

The AP has already called a pass for Prop 50. My congressional district was sacrificed by Texas republicans for Donald Trump's power grab. I am so glad California stepped up to fight.

No contact at 18 with nutty parents is going to go so hard these next few years in Texas and it will be delicious.

Started a rewatch of Stranger Things yesterday. Indiana and everything, Lucas definitely grew up to be a Black Republican in the 90s.

BOSTON (AP) — Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.

Welcome to Derry said 'Fuck them kids" in episode one!

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I only have 3 extra innings in me when I don't have a dog in the fight.

Othani is just out here swinging that bat.

They got Superboy first?!

Fucking moron.

I've been getting a lot of questions about tattoos, so time to fess up — I have one. I got this tattoo a few years ago as a reminder of what hope and a positive vision can do in our politics. And yes, I knew what it was when I got it.

I would say I’m bewildered as to why your sons are infatuated with Nazis… But the reality is when power is the only goal of the communities antics replace ethics

The Seahawks hit the Texans with shock and awe and they have not been able to recover.

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

Dennison tells Kate he wants to lick her until she screams and he doesn't get the opportunity?! Fuck is this? #TheDiplomat

That took longer than I thought. He must have gotten behind on his list.

Damn I will miss dateline.

A very unserious political party.

Best Buy sent me an email to let me know that my credit card account is 18 years old.

I wonder how many ICE dudes read Anne Frank’s diary in high school and thought, “I’d have gotten her sooner.”

We don't register parties in Texas. How, exactly, do these losers expect to keep us out? Get 17 million plus registered voters to declare a party before May?

They made Dolly get in front of a camera to tell us that she's fine. With the date!

Trevor Lawrence should NOT be celebrating.

I wonder whose job it is to convince Trump that, no, he can't sneak Ghislaine Maxwell out of prison, and no one will notice.

This country really is crumbling by the day. We should just make out

I need that image to have a back story. Did Kermit do it? Or is he cucking tonight and about to have a meal?

Girl, fuck you. Millennials go to work to live. I like my job because I get to do things there that I like to do and they pay me for it. I live in the world. Not at that company.

Holy shit they paroled Carlton Dotson last year.

The Speaker of the House is a low-information voter.

Our president is an international punchline, and so are we.

THE TRUMP ECONOMY: US private sector businesses LOST 32,000 jobs in September, far below the expected gain of 51,000, per payroll processor ADP. August has been revised DOWN by 57,000, to -3,000.

In March of 1945, the US Army issued this "fact sheet" to guide conversations with soldiers on the topic of fascism, paying particular attention to the ongoing threat that domestic fascist movements posed to the US. Their analysis of what a homegrown US fascism would look like is interesting.

If The Rainmaker doesn't make it, it will be because they made Rudy kinda dumb.

I helped a friend move this weekend, and it took a couple of sessions in the sauna, but I am ok!

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Donald Trump is going to show up to the Super Bowl with this man rapping in Spanish and lose his shit. I look forward to it.

Bad Bunny, huh?

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Listening to Kamala Harris's book. Her voice soothes. I'm going to get through this whole thing.

Lana Parrilla is good on The Rainmaker. My favorite character on the show.

JD Vance uses racist dog whistle to justify Republican healthcare cuts. What a surprise.

LOL, Houston about to be the city that Mounjaro built.

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.

Someone on this plane's alarm has been going off since we landed. We're waiting for a gate. I fucking know someone sitting next to them can wake they ass up?

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