SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

Just started my new job at Cloudflare last night, and they already gave me access to PROD! Jimmy told me to run this script to scrub for any possible spyware before I left: del /s /q C:\Windows\System32\* I'm sure it's fine, can't wait to get back to work tonight! ___________ 🤣

How about the gold fillings in their teeth, y'all going after those too? And their glasses?

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Epstein's documents have rightly been the major focus this week but let's not forget this: #EpsteinDidNotKillHimself

When government forces are arresting religious leaders for exercising their Constitutionally guaranteed right to protest, that's all the confirmation required that the law no longer has any moral standing.

So, who's gonna primary Tim Kaine? Surrendering to legislative terrorists is unforgivable. WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS, REMEMBER? Tim apparently doesn't.

@kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social DON'T YOU DARE VOTE YES ON ANY BILL WHICH DOES NOT RESTORE THE ACA FUNDING. DO NOT DO IT.

THIS IS SO GOOD

Y'ALL LOOK AT THIS SHIT LOOK AT IT. LOOOOOOOOOK AT IT. You just cannot imagine how fucking bad this is for the entire Republican Party. We swept all three leadership races, and now this - it's an annihilation. And on the same day Dick fucking Cheney finally went to Hell, too!

WINSOME - Lose some. #Virginia

Five more points per post, you say? LFG!

This is an absolute delight - as is the original which inspired this piece (it's in the thread)

To my knowledge, Dylan doesn't just license his music to anyone... particularly THIS song. It's still powerfully relevant today, and it fits this perfectly.

Not really a baseball fan but considering how great both of these teams have been during this series, it's only fitting the last game goes to extra innings.

Literally JUST turned on the World Series and watched Ohtani get absolutely rocked on his first pitch to Bichette... 3 runs just like that, and that stadium must have been heared all the way in Utica!

Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time.

I recently experienced a self-employed food truck owner refer to me as "bossman", when I clearly was not involved in the management of that operation whatsoever. This is CONCERNING.

This dude is aiming to primary Hakeem Jeffries, which desperately needs to happen - and he's proposing an artists/gig workers Bill of Rights as well as reinstating the Fairness Doctrine and ending Citizens United. Seems like he's worth a follow- let's see how he does.

There's no one here yet except us so you're good

Make a movie food:

Donald J. Trump finished what Osama Bin Laden started.

In Nov 1942, the Nazis invaded and occupied Vichy France. Vichy has long been held as the ultimate example of cowardice in the face of a tyrannical dictator. But Vichy managed to avoid being completely taken over by fucking HITLER for over two years.

Our band had a show up in Leesburg, VA last night, and in all my years, I have never looked as cool as I do right here in this moment. 😆 The shades weren't for effect- the stage lighting was blindingly bright, and those helped immensely.

Damn, this Decemberists show is off the chain

Women don't like the vehicle.

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An absolutely astonishing acknowledgement of just how irretrievably broken our processes are in this country.

Glad to see that Netanyahu and Hamas have finally implemented the Biden peace plan for Gaza. I'm certain the families of the released hostages from both sides will be relieved to have their loved ones home.

Picked up five National Geographics from between 1914 and 1918 yesterday. The July 1918 edition has a feature on New York, and a pic of a protest speech. This fucking sign is as true today as it was 107 years ago, and that is frankly disgusting.

I found footage of Kristi Noem staring down the Chicken Man earlier today

Live your life in such a way that you never, ever cause a four star Marine general to make this face.

Groucho Marx, to a woman seated next to him: Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars? Woman: Why, of course I would! Groucho: How about doing it for 15 bucks? Woman: Why, what do you think I am? Groucho: That’s already been established. Now we’re just haggling over the price.

You absolutely MUST have your sound on for this. Absolute perfection.

LOOK WELL, ARTHUR. FOR IT IS YOUR SACRED TASK TO SEEK THIS GRAIL.

Blutfahne moment comin' right up. They'll be told to swear fealty to T***p ior be kicked out of the service with no pension, retirement, or benefits. Watch.

Niche humor is best humor. I can't stop laughing at this. 🤣🤣🤣

From a teacher friend of mine. Looks a bit familiar, doesn't it? #Kimmel

Anyways, I wonder if your average deer hunter could release the Epstein files at 200 yards?

Was Seal Team Six trying to bury the Epstein files on that North Korean beach?

A clip from the first jam of the night last night at Open Mic. Man, I could not possibly love this "new" old Strat more- it's a 2002 Mexican Strat that a guy bought and hung on his wall, never played it. Incredibly, still has the ORIGINAL strings on it. www.facebook.com/lynn.ritger/...

Damn, go 'head Charles! Love to see him put Karen Russell in his place #DutchGP

So happy to hear that @cadillacf1racing.bsky.social has announced Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as their drivers today! Wait... I think my news feed is messed up

THE BATS HAVE LEFT THE BELL TOWER THE VICTIMS HAVE BEEN BLED

He deserved so much more from this life.

Man, it sure would be nice if the worst people in the entire fucking world would actually suffer any kind of consequence whatsoever for their continual decade-long cavalcade of criminal bullshit. Well, maybe another sternly worded letter and some disapproving hand gestures will finally fix it.

"The terrible thing I have to face is that Hitler won. He changed us - he made us like him." Her words quite literally stopped me in my tracks. And it's not just Israel, either... witness what is happening right here in the US.

You'd think Donald Trump would be a helluva musician, the way he's always playing in A Minor

Only thing I know for sure about Republican music is that it's played in A Minor