Bearing the burden of playing EA's "skate." so you don't have to suffer it yourself.

I just received a contribution towards Stupell Industries Godzilla in the Waves Eastern Poster Style Illustration Framed Giclee Art Design By Artist Michael Buxton - Black Framed - Framed - 24L" x 30W" from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/spacepiratek #Throne

An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded: Stupell Industries Godzilla in the Waves Eastern Poster Style Illustration Framed Giclee Art Design By Artist Michael Buxton - Black Framed - Framed - 24L" x 30W". Thank you! https://throne.com/spacepiratek #Throne

Yeah I'm 40, deal with it. The Space Dad ain't got time for that "too old" piss baby bullshit logic.

Sweet Liberty....it's the ORIGINAL Helldivers! I'll be joining @docleton.bsky.social and @vaydyn.vtubers.social to show you kids how the REAL Helldivers do shit, ODST STYLE! 7pm EST (GMT-5) www.twitch.tv/spacepiratek

Decided to not do the second stream tonight guys, kind of just feeling the need to be a lump (food coma lol).

I'm about to fucking throw hands with these two...I STG @deathbynyvz.bsky.social @okpeoni.bsky.social

This goddamned nerd... @faust.gay

Me and @docleton.bsky.social out here being simple men with simple needs...

@dantansky.bsky.social WHY ARE YOU IN MY YAKUZA GAME DAMMIT? Explain yourself old timer!

This pig really REALLY hates me youtube.com/shorts/K3hTm...

www.twitch.tv/spacepiratek... Perfectly synced up reskeet.

I have spent all day making questionably strong alcohols of a dubious origin. My whole house smells like Honey, I now feel an urge to build a longship and my response to every question for the past hour has been "Skål!"

Un-trustable shit toed demon.

An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded: a secret gift. Thank you! https://throne.com/spacepiratek #Throne

I just received a contribution towards a secret gift from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/spacepiratek #Throne

This smug motherfucker...not even 5 minutes old and making VGooners bark.

Tonight's Schedule (All times US East/GMT-5)

TODAY'S THE DAY!

Yeah, you heard me...

FIRST CHASE of the series OBTAINED! Yelled so loud my mic died lol.

Tonight at 6pm, we're doing something a little different. Time to open cardboard crack and unbox the COMPLETE starter deck line up for Gundam TCG!

Was ordered to update this damn thing before my B-Day next Friday and I am forced to cross the dreaded 40 threshold. Yes, that is a LOT of Beef Jerky. I am a meat slut. throne.com/spacepiratek

It's 7am....I'm eating mashed potatoes for breakfast. This is a conscious choice. You can't stop me.

Enjoy the time you have left, he is RAPIDLY approaching YOUR location. July 18th - July 21st The Year 5 Deathaversary Sensory Assault 1200 BEGINS!

Well, I guess we won't be cracking packs for the Gundam TCG on stream now. Just got notified that our local game store has canceled all pre orders and won't be trying to order ANY Bandai products anymore due to repeat issues with Bandai's distributor for our region.

Guess it's time for another "Open Audition" from a major corp that are just a cover for "graduated" big streamer to come back.

So apparently this is me according to some people. I don't see it.

Eyes bloodshot, ribs visible.... you know the rest.

Well, a deals a deal. you may now bask in your captain's cel shaded glory! New model done by the amazing @happypaca.bsky.social

Only 10 more to go!

Today's mantra thanks to @dateeverythinggame.bsky.social

After today's stupidity...I'm not casting Testicular Torsion, or Fireball, or Mend Buttcrack FUCK ALL OF YOU! IM CASTING UNWIPEABLE ASSHOLE!

This game got me self reporting like a motherfucker. www.twitch.tv/spacepiratek...

Fak you @docleton.bsky.social Desk Mommy gave me uppies NOT YOU!

If anyone asks what Necron Dynasty built this I'll tell them it was the Sawkon Dynasty. 🤣

There's less than a month to go until the big party. Think you guys might earn a little sneak peak of the new look before then? Price is 100 likes for the full reveal. I'll give you a little more of it for every 25.

youtu.be/VB-VR4whWog?... Ok Peacock....I see you...I see what were doing this season. I'll be waiting.

Me and the Squad rolling up Swordmaster style to the enemy base. We may be silly...but we still KILLY.

LIVE NOW: The Mr. Fantastic Spring of Stretched Schlong Stream, where everytime I win with Mr. Fantastic I will make his stretched one bigger with each win in the replies to this post. twitch.tv/nysnarkexcha...

This past weekend was amazing guys! Thanks to your support we raised $500 for @stackup.org over 4 days! We however didn't exactly achieve our goals in Marvel Rivals but it was still a fun time. I'm taking the next few days off to touch grass and recover but I'll be back this weekend!

THIS FRIDAY! @beruflower.bsky.social ✨Beru’s EXTREMELY belated Quinceañera✨ Come in, and help us celebrate Beru's quince! May 30, 7pm EST💚

It's Day 3 of the @stackup.org benefit stream! WE hit the base goal yesterday but let's see how much more good we can do today on the only "short stream" of the event! twitch.tv/spacepiratek #ENVtuber #Vtuber

GOAL MET ON DAY 2! HOW MUCH HIGHER CAN WE GET on the @stackup.org CHARITY WEEKEND?

THIS JUST IN! ADDED VALUE FOR THE @stackup.org charity weekend! @zonnybrije.bsky.social is now offering art for donations during my streams! www.twitch.tv/spacepiratek

We came, we saw, we MANAGED DEMOCRACY! We are over 50% of our goal for StackUp in only one day and the stream ain't over yet! Now it's time for MARVEL RIVALS! www.twitch.tv/spacepiratek

Starts in 1 hour! Time to MANAGE DEMOCRACY and raise money for StackUp! $10 - General Orders: You say it, WE DO IT. (No Team Killing) $15 - Mayhem Orders: IDGAF what it is...we'll do it. (Team Killing Encouraged)

Starting today! Time to see if I back up all the smack talk and hit Lord on BP while chat actively tries to sabotage me!