i currently have a skeb-style pwyw tier & png tuber options on my kofi (self promoting im SORRY) ko-fi.com/samariyuu

i say no nuance statements that require a lot more nuance

im so normal about dropout they should bring me on dropouti would be such a perfectly normal man about it

do you think it would be crazy (positive) to design a kink scene with brennan lee mulligan? i feel like that's an experience you don't forget. (and i got sieve brain (negative))

ive decided to benjamin button it from here on out. trynna get unbirthed

one of my biggest strengths is that i'm pretty much ready to die at any second

Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.

im getting tested on my osterones, and let me tell you: im not passing 💁‍♂️💋

oh to be stabbed by #mylilknife

what if i changed my name to fushigi bc im a freakin ball(er)

who wants to hire me to be their fuck double? we can't fuck by ourselves so we fuck near each other to stay on track

haha yeah im happy, who isn't happy? haha yeah im happy WHO ISNT HAPPY? haha yeah IM HAPPY WHO ISNT HAPPY? HAHA YEAH IM HAPPY WHO ISNT HAPPY?

does it matter? i spend so much time wondering does it matter? will security come? will safety come? does it matter? will it ever matter? will my loved ones be safe? does it matter? do we matter? or will we be forced to tear each other apart to survive forever

porn doesn't make sense to me, like why are they doing thar? touch the peeper? ew no thaks, Ive got other things to touch. like the ❤️♥️💜s of millions 😇 😈 🙈 (im shy about it)

the way i talk is infectious and it only takes like hanging out three times before you say something that sounds like it came straight from my noggin

log onto bluesky every 5 weeks to get my 3 post update 🫡👍 just the way i like it

how to not overextend yourself for relative strangers im sure theres a way

anyone else

Its cropdust fall do it #fart #andwalkaway #noshame #noshart #hopefully

if you don't treat your girl right i will. but i won't fuck her, thats your business, not mine.

i would kill you for anyone ❤️🥰 pls have fun forever

thank u trans women i love u trans women

me me me me me me meeee

listening and learning 🤔

i dont know if i know anyone who owns a dog. or do i just not think about their dogs 🤔 but i know a lot of dogs. what does this mean

serving cunt for we

i literally forgot people could be attracted to me. why did my brain do that. i thought i was just serving cunt for me

please

how to tell perfect doggies that im a KONG and if you scoop out my insides theres peabut nutter or some other such treat idk i didn't put it there

how to tell beautiful people that you want them to turn your insides into scampled egg

once i learn to be gay its over for you straighties. ur getting sentbback to prehistory to relearn how to have fun

you either piss in the sink, or sink in the piss

how do i have 115 posts someone put me down like a dog

she shotguns smoke into my mouth and my tail is wagging as i cough it out and hope for more

i post for an audience of one (you, reading this)

This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC

I wanted to draw it

godda love the u s of a

got cut off by a pickup with a hand painted rear end. picture of a american soldier planting an american flag in a desert, with sick helicopters in the sky. Truck had crazy frame rot, you could see through the rusted holes in the wheel well. anyway im glad metaphors aren't real and can't hurt me

everyone "loves the beach" but nobody talks about how your thong swim packer that makes you look rock hard for no reason gives you rug burn on your cooter lips til you can't tell it apart from your booter's roids (hemorrhoids for the freaks)

like i knew i wS a dog but i didn't know the furry part

dr diagnosed me with furry madness

heat and pressure never fresher pressure and heat beat my meat

ive never been stupider ive never been wiser if i eat a dinner roll i sure hope its kaiser ive never been wise ive never been stupid me and that breadroll were wed by cupid

its actually really interesting! cats were invented in 2008 when "i can haz cheeseburger" needed a fun mascot, so people ONLINE tend to know a kitty cat. But Dogs were invented by the hit 1999 movie "Air Bud" and focused on sports, so many "sport fan" like irl dads have the dog

i literally cannot even Imagine a world

who up trynna play stick n hoop in the front yard? who up sticking their hoop?

you know when youre trynna slonk that big ole doggy down and then you gotta skeedaddle bc someone is coming up to take a creepy peepy? happened a million times but always gets me

ive got my microscope @rob please

i want to study robber pattinson like a bug