guys, a Cava just opened up over here. what’s your order? what do I need to try first?

8 minutes til disney dining reservations open up for our trip. my family has me trying to Topolino’s Terrace breakfast on Mother’s Day. Wish me luck 🫡

guys I’m about to put shots of espresso in my dr. pepper and … I think it will be okay?

morning at the nail salon: they gave me an herbal scented warm neck pillow and an iced coffee. have a happy Thursday everyone.

watching With Love, Meghan and it feels like a warm hug. Chip and Jojo better watch out 👀

root beer float for dinner

truly feels like an elephant is sitting on my chest lately hang in there babes

I need the planes to stop crashing 😭

guys, I dropped my lunch on the ground today. I was very brave about it and didn’t cry.

guys, I dropped my lunch on the ground today. I was very brave about it and didn’t cry.

If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.

Gulf of Distraction

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

these are the only birds allowed to win in the dome

nice to see good football in the dome.

gonna tell my kids this was sharpay evans

they got Seal looking like Voldemort

birthday cake is an elite Super Bowl snack

Moira is better than Michelob Ultra 🙄😭

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Trump got booed when they showed him at the Super Bowl during Jon Batiste's soulful version of the National Anthem. Jon sang Land of the Free THREE TIMES. Big Sound of Music energy.

Eugene Levy’s eyebrows win. I don’t need to see anything else.

The second Stitch was running across the field, everyone at the bar started shouting SCRIM. #nolatwitter #nolasky

love to see it imagine if it was a black and gold Super Bowl 😭

Lilo and Stitch 2 looks like a Scrim documentary

If Taylor leaves the VIP tent during the football version of folkmore then we know she’s going to be a part of Kendrick’s surprise song set.

NOBODY MOVE

cat eye sharp enough to … y’all know

took a nap and woke up just in time to see the pre-game show. always love to see the human jukebox. pair them with Harry Connick and a lil Big Freedia?? yes please

this photo gave me claustrophobia 🫣 I’ve been thinking, “man, I’m missing out on the fun” and now… no I’m not. that’s not fun. that’s scary and dangerous.

It's all I got lately

headed to a galentine craft night and making a left straight out of my comfort zone. I don’t know who will be there other than the person who invited me. wanting to make more local friends so … here I go 👀😭🙏

YESSSS same it’s been my favorite game all week

idk what’s going on but…. Honey Nut Cheerios and Cocoa Pebbles in the same bowl. Discovered while pregnant and it’s been in the rotation ever since.

I’m listening.

They played So High School when Taylor walked out

I’m so sorry and I’m also so sorry for giggling at this 😭🫶

She's gotten the color back into her face

mark my words, Shania Twain is on a debut tv vault track

When are the surprise songs??

“I think sometimes genre is a code word to keep us in our place as artists, and I just want to encourage people to do what they’re passionate about” - Beyoncé after winning Best Country Album for “Cowboy Carter”

“i don’t dress for women” yeah okay taylor whatever you sayyy

WHAT IF HE'S WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH

okay chat what’s your triple dipper order? I’ve got two different ones depending if we’re eating there or taking it to go.

what’s everyone eating for breakfast? I’ve found myself in a breakfast rut

good morning everyone have a lovely weekend doing what makes you happy

why, on food network, am I watching Guy Fieri on a Carnival Cruise with his family?

wild how I went from not being able to tolerate even the smell coffee while pregnant to drinking multiple cups a day.

my son’s teacher complimented me this morning on how I dress him 🥹 says he’s the most comfortable baby in class 😅 context: everyone else is wearing smocked bubbles or john johns and my guy is in stretchy onesies and pants.