Looking forward to leaving this around the office once I’m done reading @bencollins.bsky.social

Total bed-head with his hair. He definitely just woke up from a nap

I voted on Friday, and was able to vote and renew my car tags at the kiosk in the rec center in like 10 minutes. Saw 3 Aftyn sign holders, nothing from Van Epps

Him being on a sports show and saying this is interesting bc once again it shows this weird disconnect between what so many sports fans want in their teams/leagues compared to what they want with their politics/politicians.

One last straggler to our smaller wildflower patch as we hit fall. #gardening

The only minority destroying America is billionaires.

Solid wildflower patch this year. #gardening #gardeningfeed.

And by the time people might really want to vote the other way bc they are losing benefits it’ll be too late bc elections won’t matter. Plus, most republicans consider some of these recipients (low income) sinners and undeserving of help

Like if you were expecting that to happen after they gutted everything I don’t know what to tell ya. I’m convinced the govt could and would do so many more good things if one half of it wasn’t trying to sabotage or undermine any of the work

And yet we were told the economy was a complete disaster under Biden all while corporate profits and stocks were crushing it…

. @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social “Local biker gang tells car drivers they need to pay closer attention while we swerve in and out of traffic”

Is there a bigger snowflake than Trump?

What a psycho

He only killed the USFL what could go wrong

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social I saw you post about the thin mint kind… I couldn’t resist

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Hopefully we get some decent blueberries this year🤞

Deplorable indeed

The cookies and pastries from Storks in Queens

these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism

Got some bee action on the pear tree

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Like no shit idiots. What the hell did these people expect?

I think I understand why my grandparents always used to tell us “eat, eat” when we were young and visiting. There are few things better than watching your kids eat.

A true sign you are in full on toddler life is when you adopt Bluey episodes as your family’s unit of time.

Private prisons have to be the biggest scam ever. The top priority of a corporation is to make money and in order for these guys to make money, they need prisoners to fill their jails. So to me, that equates to Core Civic being pro-crime. How does that seem beneficial to anyone?

My Aunt is in town helping us with some childcare, which is very nice of her. She is a pretty hardcore republican tho. I think I’m going to try and run a little undercover PSYOP and record some observations and talking point in this thread…

We all saw what trump did last time he lost an election. No way in hell this guy is leaving office on his own accord next time

Weird, we were told prices are going to go down because the cost of energy would go down 🤔

That was the case for me last night. I was trying to follow along on twitter about the LA fires and you can’t believe what you see on there anymore. The blue check marks make me more even more skeptical about what they are posting to be true.