Holy fuck this gummy hit hard on the highness and the horniness. 🥵🥵🥵

Lizard people is just the nonbinary version of catboy/puppygirl

Lol. LMAO even. The "Constitutional Patriot" raccoon is upset at me! Sorry you unpatriotic constitution hating loser! I grew as a person and didn't let hate consume me! Maybe you should try it sometime, Diezel!😘 I am proud to have served my country, and still do so how I can today! 🗽🗽

Text from a friend:

Only thing that could be a cherry on top of this night is an angry post from H-sc—n. 😂

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

Get riggity riggity wrecked, racist fuckboiiiiii 😂😂😂

Hair done! Always feel cuter after leaving my stylist, she always makes me feel at home AND stylish when I’m done. 🥰

Stuck in again tonight, dealing with body issues. Feeling very lame :-/

Can’t believe I’m typing this in the year of our lord Taylor Swift 2025… AOL has been purchased. On purpose. www.axios.com/2025/10/29/a...

…oh my sweet gods could I use a blowjob right now.

A happy Sports Equinox to all those who celebrate! 🥳 sports.yahoo.com/article/2025...

I hope I’m never able to watch the What it Sounds Like scene from K-Pop Demon Hunters without crying.

YES Normalize 👏🏻rimming 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 tops 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Wanna know how easy it is to fall for a phishing scam? I work in tech and live with one of the best cyber security professionals in the industry…and this happened.

Seattle Kraken’s three-goalie rotation prompts more questions than answers after beatdown by Washington Capitals: "I don’t know how long you can go with this" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/10/22/s...

First day trying the cold brew from the CoffeeSock (brewed non-concentrate). It was good! A bit more earthy than when I make the same beans into a concentrate. That said I’m a little jittery, wondering if it’s pulling more caffeine for some reason…

I’m not crying you’re crying. #cloudwardho #dimension20

Murray Mag'Nesson has instantly moved into my top 5 of all time D&D characters. I adore her. #criticalrole

Furry is his own emotional support animal

I could really use an emotional support load today.

New alt jersey get. 😝 #RocktheRed #ALLCAPS

Dear Siri: You know everything about me. You probably know more about me than I know about me. I am never asking about the Cavs game. I am always asking about the Caps game. Get your shit together. Yours in Cernonnus, —Dusk Dargent

Needing a midday nap & realizing I forgot to take my meds: sure, ok, my bad. Not staying hard after a day I spent cleaning half the house & running errands: not ideal, but ok. Needing a midday nap today, after a good nights sleep and taking my Vyvanse a little later (noon): I have a concern.

Sometimes I really do hate my dick.

Bark

The Washington Commanders have existed since 1932. The Green Bay Packers since 1921. GB in their entire history have had 17 head coaches. WAS have had 31. WAS have had more head coaches with a career losing record than the Packers have had coaches total. Sports stats are wild sometimes.

Here’s a cool new bug: on MacOS, if I click on something in Telegram, my cursor disappears until I switch to another app. Confirmed it on two computers. Heckin wild.

On the one hand, it’s nice to get $20 for the old TV that’s literally been sitting in the sunroom for eight years not turned on. On the other, it’s depressing that I paid such a stupid amount for a 720p Samsung back in…probably ‘03/‘04, and only got this return on it.

Well…I’d never been facefucked by a dude’s nipples before. So that was new.

First real real day of being unemployed (in that I would have been working today). I don’t hate it. I don’t like it, but I don’t hate it.

Dunno how active it still is, but updating my FetLife with photos, new kinks, etc. fetlife.com/DuskDargent

Question for my coffee folk/cold brew fans: I’m tired of making concentrate. Looking at a CoffeeSock, but it says: “Cotton absorbs some of the oils released from coffee beans yet lets acids pass through” Do I…want that? I thought reduced acidity was the point (esp for someone with stomach issues).

Another fucking creative revision.

I wish Sniffies let you have a friends list. Like I kinda want a way to just say “Hey, I’m open to play right now from any of my friends who I’ve played with before.” Cause the alternative right now feels like “post in chat that I wanna fuck and fear that I sound needy”.

I’m here to set off an entire generation and some stragglers on the fringe: “IDK, my BFF Jill?”

Made my last batch of cold brew with fall spices in the grounds, and my gracious it’s lovely. 💚

This game is taking years off my life. #detroitbaseball

This game is taking years off my life. #detroitbaseball

I'm sure someone has said this but the answer is absolutely Popeye's.

Got my copy of this and absolutely love it. Gorgeous artwork. A beautiful expression of sexuality that brings me life. Thank you @ohnohon.bsky.social !! 🙏🏻

Time between entering the arena on opening night and hearing a K-Pop Demon Hunters song: 3 minutes. (Takedown, for the record). #ALLCAPS

Look: I’m a slut. A service satyr. A hedonist. I love giving all kinds of people all kinds of pleasure. I have types that I especially enjoy, but I’m pansexual, don’t limit myself to any gender or body type or role. I’m as open sexually as it gets. And I’m damn proud of that. (1/X)

Assembling a new standing desk where the company still has to send me a new top because the original was chipped to work the last week of a job I’ve been laid off from is…probably not the most productive use of my Sunday. But here I am. At least enjoying The Lincoln Lawyer as I work. Real good.

I really will try and not make these accounts be nothing but “Dusk wailing over his job loss” over the next few weeks. I’ll try and pepper in wins, sexy times, hot sports takes, whatever. But there’s gonna be a lot of sad and angry stuff and a lot of self deprecating humor cause that’s how I deal.

I haven’t actually cried yet over the job loss. Maybe that’s good, and means that I’m processing it okay and it wasn’t that important to me anyway. Or maybe I’m back on the old Irish “We keep all our emotions bottled up deep inside, and then one day…we die.”

It’s wild that only a single coworker of mine reached out after the email announcing I was being let go. I guess it shows just how valued I was there. Already all but forgotten.

Wanna hear a joke? My career!