I’m not entirely sure Ted is a fantastic show, but it sure as fuck is when you’re high.

“It’s amazing how easy it is to get high when all your air is dick.”

Somehow, Peacock turned on the audio description track for this episode of Ted. So it just had a very droll voice read the credits. I thought they were doing a bit. …pretty high.

Hey for the past tense is it “Red Ring of Deathed” or “Red Ringed of Death”? Asking for a friend.

Holy fuck this gummy hit hard on the highness and the horniness. 🥵🥵🥵

…oh my sweet gods could I use a blowjob right now.

The new Rick and Morty is giving me feeeeeelings and it needs to stop.

My gummy hit way, way too hard tonight so I'm high as fuck. Ask me anything.

…but for real someone should come rail me sixteen ways to Sunday.

High and horny is such a weird combination cause there’s nothing I can do about it right this second.

The awesome thing about weed is that everything might still suck but at least I don’t care. Like, it doesn’t solve my problems…but I can’t solve my problems right now anyway so at least now I don’t have to worry about them!

…don’t get me wrong, rather be fuckin. But still.

Fuck, pissin feels real damn good when you’re high.

“Beatboxing Puppy Unskippable Cutscene at the BDSM Club” is the best Fall Out Boy album.

(I remembered. That was it. I probably thought about eating ass or sucking with and that triggered it.)

“Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs” has gone from a John Mulaney bit to a legitimate retirement plan.

I was gonna post something funny but it took me so long to open bluesky I forgot what it was.

It looks like she’s eating a basket made out of smores. And now I really want a basket made out of smores.

“It’s like password sharing…but with a vagina.”

*me staring at the bathroom cabinets trying to reorganize them* … … “…Dusk you’re high as fuck do this tomorrow! Fuck!”

Things that I ponder when I’m high and the Sunday Scaries kick in…

Trogdor 2: Total War with Ultra Nukes.

What if…and here me out… …i ignore the long list of new shows and movies to watch… …and rewatch all of New Girl again.

Hugged by an Angel of Memory Foam. Great Fall Out Boy song.

There are no good modern songs about being high.

Guys, I am very, very high, but I need confirmation that this is an absolute fucking masterpiece. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNsnr12w/

I can’t tell if taking this gummy before trying to watch Midsommar was the worst idea or the best idea cause this movie is a lot. Like a lottttttttttt.

Weed brings out my strong opinions.

We were trying to figure out the name for a character that’s like…the antagonist, but not really? Like the detective in Lupin the 3rd where he’s chasing the protagonist but he’s not really the “bad guy”.

I definitely forgot there was a non-Lady Gaga verse version of Beyonce's "Video Phone" I also definitely forgot that the music video for the version with Gaga is...fucking wild.