The unique issues only kpop can cause. My niece asked for Enhypen's Dark Blood album for Christmas. Which comes in several versions, but she didn't specify which. So now I'm left to assess if she's more of a decadent vampires girlie or a damp boys girlie. (I've disregarded the other options.)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Buß- und Bettag, denn öffentliche Verkehrsmittel und Schlafplätze gehören gepriesen.

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

It's really weird how easy it is to land on some people's Discover pages. You are telling me there is nothing better on this site than my boring bland shit? Where are all the posters? Serve their stuff.

@tmzcori.bsky.social Happy birthday, good friend! I hope you're having a wonderful day!

Fuck it, dragged out my winter playlist today. Mostly that's a whole bunch of jazz standards and old crooners. But there are a few Christmas songs sprinkled in there, I can't deny they are in there. So far I haven't hit one yet, we'll see if I skip if one comes on.

step 1: don't read cyber truck starter packs like I did

Interesting factoid. Does this mean that Christmas movie season is officially rung in? Because arguably that's the most Christmas a movie can be.

In the Name of Venus

Name a comfort 90s film. I'm old, all my comfort movies are from the 90s...

talking to DIANE!

jupiter says trans rights

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

this must've been so annoying before computers

I was looking forward to driving a subway route from end to end today but they changed the route at some point and I will actually have to pay attention to not miss my stop. I also forgot to bring my book. [twiddles thumbs]

Tula’s on the ball

The new Fortnite season is Simpsons themed and it comes with DEEP LORE apparently. It's a lot of fun to play and explore!

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

Hopekook full Supertuna!

Help, I can't stop reading this as RPF. I read this as RPF, like, five times. It's so over for me.

just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social

I love when VSCode is like "I don't know where this stuff is coming from, do you trust the author(s)?" when I'm the author(s). Don't know man, I wouldn't trust her with my code, but I guess we must.

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

I wrote this towards the end of the album so I had already forgotten that actually it starts with a piano and his voice. My bad.

Interesting change, a few hours ago I took the S train and it smelled like freshly laundered laundry. Now I'm driving back and it smells like baked potato. Both pleasing in their own way.

Love the new Tame Impala. Starts just with a guitar and his voice and then suddenly you're at the rave.

Maybe I'll watch A Heidelberg Holiday again this year. Nobody around to stop me.

Tula’s always up to pumpkin

ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸

not the horny splashies... 💦

Maybe it's called aws us-east-1 because it's stored in the East Wing of the White House and that's why it's completely obliterated this week.

ChatGPT’s new Atlas browser doesn’t just see what you read — it remembers it. @eff.org’s Lena Cohen showed me it even logged “memories” of her looking for *abortion care* and her doctor’s name. Out-surveils even Chrome. My @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/49bOcVC

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

🍾 TONIGHT! A new episode of Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT. Join host Lily Du and bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover secrets from paranormal icons from @wearewatcher.bsky.social: 🥂 @ryanbergara.bsky.social 🍸 @shanemadej.bsky.social 🍹 Selorm Kploanyi 🥃 Steven Lim

AWS outtage [sips coffee] guess I'm not having this meeting. A shame.

Susan J. Dawe, 1986

I had some time to properly play Hades II this weekend, aaaaaah, it's so good! 😍

Noooo, RIP D'Angelo! One of the greatest singers, one of my favorite voices. I know Voodoo is the one everyone loves to bits, but that was Black Messiah for me. An incredible artist. 💔

installed the feed that lets me read every bluesky post in alphabetical order. lot of screaming thus far

Happy Columbo’s Day

As an experiment, we (the Firefox team) wanted to try a new way to get feedback on which Interop proposals matter most. So, here's a web app where you can rank the proposals you care about, giving us data we can use when reviewing which ones to champion. interop-rank.jakearchibald.com

This isn’t just “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of wrong it’s “Charlie Brown never had a dog” levels of wrong

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rip 🫶