Hey Beautiful People My debut album I Know You're Hurting Everybody's Hurting Everybody's Trying You Have Got To Try Is coming via @heavenlyrecordings.bsky.social March 6, 2026. Here is a snippet of a video for the first single It Always Was

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

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I had a massive crush on Clare Grogan #TOTP

The express poll asking whether reforms migrangt visa plan is racist is about 91% "no" so it REALLY needs your help - this is a direct link to poll xd.wayin.com/display/cont...

The Beastie Boys were so underrated #TOTP

A man hears two women with a thick accent at a bar and asks them "are you two ladies from Scotland?" One replies "Wales you idiot!" Then he asks "I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

“give me a sign” the sign:

Somebody please give him the Nobel peace prize, fed up of hearing him rattle on.

This is amazing.

Under 100 shopping days until Christmas. It's not too early to start thinking about declaring bankruptcy.

“During the war…”

I had only heard about one. Two hanging from trees on the same campus is definitely in need of investigation #USDemocracy newrepublic.com/post/200528/...

Not that keen on Enid Blytons new book. www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/glouces...

This is so great. Sesame Street seems to be fighting back or at least some talented individuals who are using their likenesses to fight back #USDemocracy

#gangster #specials #totp #topclass

Dor Brothers latest creation. youtu.be/gEsnbq6uZQ0?...

If you watch The Wizard Of Oz backwards it's about a girl who escapes a lying oppressor and her subsequent journey to colour blindness.

BREAKING NEWS: A massive 8.8 earthquake off Russia's coast has caused a tsunami which is heading for Hawaii. Today Hawaii is holding World Surfing Championships. I predict it will be won by an elderly Russian guy riding a wardrobe door.

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Crazy that I posted this 6 years ago today

On this day in 1985, Ryanair flew for the first time from Waterford in Ireland to London. 40 years later, they’re hoping to reunite those passengers with their luggage.

Nik Kershaw and Howard Jones 2025 #LiveAid

tRump does something worse than Watergate every single day.

It's that hot, even the birds have fucked off somewhere cooler.

Could have been an email #kristinoem

Off to our family bbq. If he dies, please DM me.

Funny as fuck. youtube.com/shorts/bKCPQ...

I think we're going to see a lot of people complaining that the leopards are eating their faces in the coming weeks.

Rod Stewart #Glasto

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Made sure I filled up the petrol tank today. Costs are going to skyrocket tomorrow. Thanks Trump!

Watching the news thinking I may as well be watching Threads 1984.

Two Tribes seems appropriate enough #TOTP

I think it's time for women to rule the world. Us blokes have proved we're fucking rubbish at it.

Friday the 13th isn’t scary anymore bc every day is a fucking nightmare

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Bit of a Gil Scott Heron night I think (with beer obvs). youtu.be/qZ29eJdet0w?...

Secretly, I always thought Siouxsie was hot AF when I was a teenager #totp

Our thoughts and prayers to the family of the head of security at Olenya airbase, after the terrible accident that happened to him next week.

NATO is drawing up plans to join Ukraine.

Loads of idiots chasing a cheese down a fucking steep hill day in the shire tomorrow. We also have the woolsack race in Tetbury which involves people running around with massive bags of wool on their backs. I'll probably just mow the lawn.