David Bowie - Where are we now. youtu.be/QWtsV50_-p4?...

Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin' me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

I'm this old.

So embarrassing

Took a half day as it was quiet at work. Went to the pub with my Son, had a few beers and now back home with a bottle of Shiraz. A spur of the moment day which was needed.

You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch. Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.

What is Babelfish.news?

National Express there's a jolly hostess Selling crisps and tea She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks For a sky-high fee Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size Of a small country

Finally got round to watching The Banshees of Inisherin. What a lovely filim. See what I did there.

Me, as a Bluesky therapist...

Can't beat @craigcharles.bsky.social funk & soul show on a Saturday night. A tipple of Shiraz tops it off.

It's hard to believe The Osmonds performed Crazy Horses. Such a good old funky tune.

Loving Pluribus on Apple TV. Well worth the watch.

Legs and co avin a proper old cockney knees up #totp

"Starve, peasants! I'm going dancing!"

We will remember them.

Just discovered this little gem from the wonderful Willi Carlisle. music.youtube.com/watch?v=EWXm...

Blue Sky Friends here is the House of dynamite trailer on Netflix it's Free, pls share youtu.be/_wpw2QHJNco?...

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Right…… That’s my Halloween decorations sorted…….

The rise and fall of the Sex Pistols is better than I thought it would be. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

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ACIIIIEEEEDDD Those were the days. Off my tits all weekend. #TOTP

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Heroin good! Vaccines bad(

Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh - sigh-ku

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He's back #louvre

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Just drove past a dyslexic Yorkshireman on my way home from work. He was wearing a cat flap.

Ruin a band name. Dr Hooker #totp

Paul 'not so' Young 2025 #totp

Hey Beautiful People My debut album I Know You're Hurting Everybody's Hurting Everybody's Trying You Have Got To Try Is coming via @heavenlyrecordings.bsky.social March 6, 2026. Here is a snippet of a video for the first single It Always Was

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

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I had a massive crush on Clare Grogan #TOTP

The express poll asking whether reforms migrangt visa plan is racist is about 91% "no" so it REALLY needs your help - this is a direct link to poll xd.wayin.com/display/cont...

The Beastie Boys were so underrated #TOTP

A man hears two women with a thick accent at a bar and asks them "are you two ladies from Scotland?" One replies "Wales you idiot!" Then he asks "I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

“give me a sign” the sign:

Somebody please give him the Nobel peace prize, fed up of hearing him rattle on.

This is amazing.