pals you gotta quit spotify

I was removed, like a crying little tumor, from my mom many moons ago today 🥰

Look at my hot wife 😍😍

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

Disability and depression will have you thinking things like: Wow! I played a video game and jerked off today instead of rotting in front of YouTube all day! Look at Mr. Normal guy over here!

A poem about chocolate milk: Two glasses or less, I'm feeling blessed Three glasses or more, I am now on death's door

Hawk Tuah Girl is Hannah Montana from the dark universe

What kind of sin do I gotta do to get smote around here? I'm tired boss

She forgot to mention who gave her them bangs 😒

Any of you yahoos have a PS vita you'd be willing to sell me? I have a hankering to mod one, and I'd rather give the cash to one of you than some random dude on eBay if I can help it

Post something random or you'll have a shitty November

Supernatural is just Drake and Josh with ghosts

Are rancid D&D takes what will finally drive me from bluesky forever?

The fact that Legends Z-A doesn't have any new forms or pokemon (almost certainly so that they van lock them behind the DLC) is infuriating to me. Like, I'm already on the fence about getting it, and this isn't helping

Nap isn't really the right word for what I do, but there's not a more succinct way of saying "my mind and body, due to disability and unemployment, have severed ties with humanity's ideals of time and rhythm, and has decided to sleep in blocks of 2-12+ hour chunks randomly throughout the day"

Your daily reminder to follow my wife!

My wife can draw such a hot lil rat man ;3

@trashmombek.bsky.social is asleep so no one is hugging or petting me this should be a CRIMEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

After three months of logistical nightmares, we finally have the couch!

Call me Papa Johns, I put the Dom in Dominos, cuz I'm the Pizza Slut babes

Keep getting a game ad on tumblr that has a half naked Gwen from the og Ben 10 (you know, the one who's 10 YEAES OLD??) sending flirty texts. I've reported it three times, but it keeps showing up. But god forbid I see a beefy man's penis :/

Everything I learn about Legends Z-A makes me want to never play Pokémon again. Mons caught or sent to it can't enter any other game, there's a season pass type deal to give out rewards that should just be in the base game, and there's already pre orders for the dlc BEFORE the ACTUAL game is out??

My little bathroom gargoyle protecting me from the dangers of going to the bathroom alone

It's kind of hard going back to early episodes of the mythbusters after knowing about the tension in Adam and Jamie's relationship. You can really feel the slight animosity between them and it makes it kind of an awkward watch

SWAT opened up an apartment near ours today with a breeching shotgun. Shook the room. There were all kinds of cars and vans. Was worried I'd shared one too many mean tangerine man memes and was about to be disappeared. Absolutely insane way to wake up from a nap

So hard finding a cute guy who makes hot posts but is also into a kink that's REALLY not your thing, and also it's not tagged so you can't filter :(((

More like Monday magic ❤️❤️❤️

Tumblr literally out here advertising the concept of GUNS to me. At least there's not female presenting nipples (except for the ten trillion porn bots)

😍😍😘Wowzers!!!

Go follow my wife!! She's amazing and pretty and talented at drawing and she's funny to boot!

I keep having dreams that I've stumbled across some really hot porn, but I keep getting interrupted before I can really sit down to enjoy it or jerk off. Fuck my stupid baka dream life :(

Another one bites the dust! Another one bites the dust! And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust! (Someone posted AI, so not only did I unfollow and block, I also spent like 20 minutes unliking all of their posts. I've decided to be super petty about it now)

Zohran Mamdani stuns political consultants with revolutionary campaign strategies like telling people “I want to make your lives better” and pointing out “the other guy is an evil pervert.”

For my entire childhood my parents looked at me going "I love Brittany Spears and Queen and Cher and playing dress up and I love cute leather bags and all my friends are girls and and and..." and thought to themselves every day "yup, thats the straightest man in the world"

My wife got such nice boobies 😍😍

My wife so pretty 😍😍😍😍

Fabritzio dijojo unk unk unk

I try hard to not just post about being depressed, but goddamn fighting back suicidal thoughts is a sysiphian task

Porn sites asking to scan my face with "AI" to verify my age is the exact problem god invented the VPN for. I'm not happy I need to do it, but I'm glad that I can

He y'all! My wife is at it again! Go take a look 🥰 I just love her so much

So I've seen this floating around for a while, and I always disagreed with their interpretation, but I never got around to drawing mine because it would be a pain to move it to the computer, lug out the drawing tablet, and then drawing. That was, until I got my phone with a stylus! Voilà!

I don't usually post/repost NSFW stuff, but my wife is just such a good artist that I can't help myself with this one!

Divas, help! The pervasive sadness has taken hold of my little faggot heart! Quick! Club me over the head lest I become consumed by the melancholy 😢

Something that makes me feel incredibly powerful and secure in my internet usage is that I almost NEVER get adds that are relevant to me, let alone ones that are spookily on the nose. I guess I'm doing a good job of not letting big tech know what I want. Gotta keep em guessing

Where do furries go to learn about the Cthulhu mytos? Muskatonic University of course! @trashmombek.bsky.social