Well, now you do know~

You’ll never guess what my whiskers are attached to here.

Internet being shitty, but I have vintage Biff porn to stream locally. He’s so dad 🤤

I am a slut first and a person second.

When you ask me to step on you, and I agree. But it’s with these fuckers. ✨👠✨

I’m labubu?

Me.

Need me a dad with this issue.

Go Ssip, girl!! 🥛

Snow Dawg™️

Hell yeah. (I love the snow)

If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be? And they honk with each step.

The nextdoor neighbor dad to us is getting fat 👀 (respectfully)

Someone needed to say it.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 She raised me.

Happy vday to @biffpup.bsky.social , who I got to cum caged via percussion gun and he shot so hard he got it on my leg too. Bring in the cleanup crew!

Fat Cat Friday? 😸 #FCF

can you guys stop talking about the super bowl and just talk about me instead

Always giving nb bear trade on the way to the gig #IMightBeGlitterVortex

I haircut and do a tone. Also I got my eyebrows threaded for the first time and I hated it.

Cowboy coyote

I look like a big, tough dog today...💪 ...and nobody knows I'm wearing a cage 🔓🐶💙🖤

citrus! 🍊

That Chappell Roan Nipple dress, on me, using my actual nipple piercings. Thoughts?

Loving my new tail from @pawstarofficial.bsky.social 😻

Is this anything? I love sport 🏈🏒🥌

Hello. It is me - Joltz⚡️ You’re unfriendly neighborhood brat brother.

Let’s go, heifers 🐮🤠

He can be a patient good boy waiting for his reward, just tell him what to do~!!💚

Made a new edit for an upcoming drag gig, but this is also a message to all Dads 👨

I'm an extrovert this I'm an introvert that Okay well I'm a pervert

One thing about me? Imma suck dick to Orville Peck 🤠🥀🎶

repping my brat(wurst) pride with these stickers

Woke up feral for an ass-eating-obsessed dad again, 😮‍💨

fat greasy uncut cock

I love being a good lil faggot bro for a big bro.

Bork Bork!

I like being gay haha we should kiss naked

Post nut softie fur the bros

I love when two Dads

What is this, poppers for ANTS?!

Hi! It’s me, Joltz⚡️! When I’m not a slut, I’m your local health department’s harm reduction specialist. Here’s your friendly reminder to: ✔️stay hydrated ✔️test your drugs ✔️never use alone ✔️know your status ✔️get tested for STIs ✔️carry naloxone (Narcan) ✔️have fun, be safe, I love you!

To the tune of Murder On The Dance Floor- I’m Gooning On My Fat Cock 🎶

Kitty Drone reporting for duty, I guess. 🙄

*home from FC* Me: you’re gonna drink this pineapple juice, take a nap, and then I’m gonna work the biggest fattest juiciest load out of you you’ve ever given. Biff:

Correct. 😽 www.yiffpersonality.com

Why yes, I am very stronk and can lift this real set of weights with only a couple of my fingies. Thank you for noticing! 💪

@biffpup.bsky.social said if I want the furries to notice me (and therefore fuck me) I need to have art. So - here you go (also @ all furries, please fuck me).

*Alaska Mae West voice* Why don’t ya come up and tame me sometime? #FC2026

The size of the load I blew after being horny all day at FC, then underwear night at the bar. I need to enter a top era. The people deserve this fat uncut cock.