Declare Independence (by Björk) from this pussy. I dare you.

Happy Pride to Piplup and her too small, too dark for her skin tone, and too nipple-less breastplate #ProtectQueerArt

Wasting people’s time who are protesting a Pride event is my special interest. I’m more passionate about my side of this debate FOR SURE. I could do this all day.

Maybe we do try matriarchy and communism, perhaps? Just for like a year? Let’s see what happens? We can circle back and see what we like better.

what i lack in being aesthetically pleasing, i don’t make up for in being funny enough.

Hell yeah - Dad crack @biffpup.bsky.social

Let’s help this good boy out if you can. 💖

Living in delulu that I’m rich and famous until I am. Call that womanifesting.

The pic I send when they ask if I crossdress

Me and @shraaamp.bsky.social at the clurb. Both simultaneously both of these lil divas at once (in our minds)

My happy place.

Have you heard of camp? ✨🌭✨

Sometimes the thought of a skeleton in my body truly grosses me out. I wanna be all soft like a mollusk.

I really need to be adored by a group of twink tops rn

need himb as my drag bf 😻

hemlocke springs’ album ‘the apple tree under the sea’ has been on REPEAT. Obsessed.

Get you a dad with versatility.

I NEED TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID me (with opportunity to scream into void): mew

I am a slut first and a person second.

Rawr 😸

My gender? Non-bearnary trade.

If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be? And they honk with each step.

Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist. We are fucking.

Did you know that I’m Iconique? ✨

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1. Hot dog (in tin foil) 2. Corn dog wrapper 3. Gross goopy glitter (wet) 4. Carhartt t-shirt 5. Lemon Starbursts

The solution (and cause) of most problems.

“Why am I so hot?” Thought the hot dog in the roller. “Beauty haunts my bones (wood stick in butt)”. She was actually a corn dog.