Have you heard of camp? ✨🌭✨

Sometimes the thought of a skeleton in my body truly grosses me out. I wanna be all soft like a mollusk.

I really need to be adored by a group of twink tops rn

need himb as my drag bf 😻

hemlocke springs’ album ‘the apple tree under the sea’ has been on REPEAT. Obsessed.

Get you a dad with versatility.

I NEED TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID me (with opportunity to scream into void): mew

I am a slut first and a person second.

Rawr 😸

My gender? Non-bearnary trade.

If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be? And they honk with each step.

Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist. We are fucking.

Did you know that I’m Iconique? ✨

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1. Hot dog (in tin foil) 2. Corn dog wrapper 3. Gross goopy glitter (wet) 4. Carhartt t-shirt 5. Lemon Starbursts

The solution (and cause) of most problems.

“Why am I so hot?” Thought the hot dog in the roller. “Beauty haunts my bones (wood stick in butt)”. She was actually a corn dog.