mad libs are kind of a precursor to the modern ytp if you really think about it

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

They should invent a kind of video game that's good

babe we have guests over bring out the fine china

Content Cat finished 5th place in NAL 2026 playoffs! Thank you for the support this season <3 Pika - succumbed to 52 gal Chronos - "future of tenta brella" Hawaiian - best bow NA GIMME - “In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity” ― Sun-Tzu, The Art of War Atlas - best sub turned best coach

what a little freak. i would lay down my life for it at a moment's notice

just fulfilled one of child me's more random dreams and beat time crisis 4 on a physical arcade machine

air riders has taught me that kirby is like pokemon in the sense that every character has someone who absolutely adores them. for every kirby, meta knight, etc. there's like fifty starmen and rockies

Hawaiianakin doodle by @ambirdoodles.bsky.social

Please get Hawaiian into top level immediately this guy carried me so hard ON BOW

can you believe there's gal players out there with the right to vote

what the hell is air riders even about

“Who’s The Real Joker Now?” My love letter to Balatro. This piece took forever to finish since I‘d only work on it for 20 minutes before i end up playing a couple rounds instead.

Latias nap

bought a switch 2 yesterday and spent more time playing splatoon on it than the exclusive games i bought the console for

has anyone else gotten those ads on youtube for that one trans dating app that's definitely just chaser hell

ah! so cozy...

in like 15 years when all the deltarune kids grow up there will be a large influx of girls named "December" but are only called "Dess"

"download our app to keep browsing" has been real quiet since i switched to desktop mode

thinkin about how Joey Wheeler got put in the hospital by card games and still kept that duel disk on

it's too damn hot out today 😔

it's so funny when the most random sites block you from accessing them with a vpn. like yeah you go mattressfirm you protect yourself from those digital attacks

the uma brainrot is so collectively terminal that Spotify ai song tagging has labeled the umamusume game/fan songs as fucking mambo

It’s 2011. An Ocarina of Time and a Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system It’s 2026. An Ocarina of Time and Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version

splat balancing team really wants stamper dead huh

mejiro palmer

maddy lookin like the fallen angel #celeste

the sugar snap pea might lowk be a top 10 human botanical creation

if anyone knows how to get a smart home device set up on one of these accursed things let me know because i do not have th patience for this

shoutout to spectrum for creating what may be the most single asinine router i have ever had the displeasure of working with

just missed a bus that doesn't come back for 30 min because google maps miscalibrated my compass to face in the complete opposite direction i was facing

feeling like this every time i run into a teamfight and die

currently on a 1.5 hr lyft ride and bored as hell ama

self-proclaimed "free thinkers" when the airplane snack service begins:

*at my funeral* best friend: "i miss you so much man, its not fair" my wife: "i love you honey, ill never love again" the daitaku helios umamusume soundboard set to play a random voice line every 10 minutes at maximum volume over the loudspeaker: "WEIIIIIIIIIIIII"

what is it with older netizens texting or tweeting and putting really long ellipses between statements...... like this......... i get that it's probably to indicate a long pause but..... how did that become a thing........

started one piece

I like her taking your mom to chilis outfit here

i was bored and made a discord bot that formats your messages like it's character dialogue in super mario galaxy

yaaaaaaay

i'm sorry women

my apologies to anyone i run up against on opens tonight btw i am not playing this game to win

I like to think she collects plushies — #Agent4 #Splatoon

I'm baaaaaack~ Support appreciated! (❤️🔁💬)

This is Wario64. The Legend of Zelda film moved up to April 30th, 2027 from May 7th, 2027 But still delayed from its original date March 26th, 2027

Jock's Training Plushie (1/2)