Arrested Development parody drag / burlesque show where I perform as Lucille Two to "Vertigo" by U2.

1 in the pink, uhhhhh, that's it I guess?

I had a dream that I was running an intro to clown workshop in the Bahamas (for some reason?) and I had everyone say their name and pronouns, which then the two straight men in the class used to make jokes. So I took the time (in my dream) to lecture why jokes about pronouns aren't cool.

briefs, socks and plaid used car salesman pants, my future as Matilda's dad is bright

in 2026 we're back on our notes app poetry bullshit. Orlando ppl this is about the dead swans at Lake Eola.

Sick of this dystopian tech overlord men with no panache and bad haircuts enabling a pants shitting president and bald hitler wannabe trying to undo things that can’t be undone ass reality we are living. They are so tedious and venal. It’s galling.

it's hard to know which of these apps i reserve for being angry, horny or silly on these days. maybe it's just all 3 always???

Help Minnesota www.standwithminnesota.com/ Resist anywhere #rapidresponse share.google/0WDY5CcA1nnz... #mutualaid www.mutualaidhub.org/table-of-networks #visibilitybrigade visibilitybrigade.com/group-directory 5calls.org www.nokings.org Indivisible.org fiftyfifty.one/ workingfamilies.org/

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

haha oh nooooo help me I got trapped in a gaspar noe movie hee hee

heated rivalry

new year's eve ➡️ new year's day

y'all I would have KILLED in the 80's.

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

hard launch: me + this giant decorative Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake™️

me: I contain no mystery, I'm an open book! also me: I will quite literally self-immolate before sharing my Spotify wrapped with you.

Been in England for the past few weeks for a theater festival. In Colchester the airbnb I stayed in butted up against the ruins of a 13th century priory. Graveyard right next door. Great spot to spend Halloween.

I'm in my bathroom lighting selfie phase I guess (care of a Wendy's in Lakeland, FL aka the gayest place in town).

I have whatever flavor of ADHD that makes me fall dead asleep anytime I try to watch a Fast and Furious film.

gay gay gay feat. yayoi kusama, high waisted pants and a rural PNW gas station bathroom

Just spent the weekend co-officiating a queer pacific northwest clown wedding as a redneck opossum so more or less I'm living my best life.

My favorite is when someone unknowingly connects their contacts to a certain bird site, I recently got a fun notification that (PERSON'S FULL NAME) has just joined the site as "CummyHole69" 😳

True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing. Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter. Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵 x.com/andrewcuomo/...

💀 EDMONTON 💀 I'm returning with an all new show for @edmontonfringe this year - the sequel to my queer horror storytelling cabaret SPOOKY & GAY I brought back in 2022. Orginal scary stories, songs and standup performed in total darkness! 😈 TICKETS: campsite.bio/bruceshows

I watched Jurassic Park Rebirth the other night and obviously a lot of it was bad but you're telling me that family was SAILING 6+ weeks from Barbados to Cape Town??????? like I know people with sailboats just do shit like that but ... with his daughter's new boyfriend??!?

I'm half of a comedy duo and we're touring the Pacific Northwest starting tomorrow in Bellingham, WA ✨ if you're in any of these cities lemme know, we're a pair of grubby clowns with a penchant for wild theatrics.

also selfie tax + chihuahua tax

ORLANDO ✨ if you're looking for something fun to do this weekend my monthly alt-comedy show is this Saturday @ 8p at The Center Orlando - Improv! Burlesque! Clown!